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How to Be a Hero : The Musical by jellybxcky for madeinseho, sangyeonwife
Fandoms: Glee, The Flash (TV 2014), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Daredevil (TV)
29 Mar 2021
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Starring SEBASTIAN SMYTHE & PETER PARKER ("Why are you first? In alphabetical order, my name comes before yours!" "Well I'm older and a better singer, so.")
When he moves to America, Sebastian Smythe decides he hates everyone including himself, spends his time with people who barely tolerate him, throws a slushie at someone because it's fun and spends three weeks sitting in a classroom to pretend he's listening to Captain America talking about why bullying is wrong. A year later, he has superpowers, promises to stop being a bitch and breaks that promise to punch Steve Rogers in the face. Oh, and he gets a new family, one that actually bothers showing up at his competitions even if it's embarrassing as fuck.
When Peter Parker gets superpowers, he decides he wants to help people. A few months later, he befriends a teenager with more anger than a chihuahua, gets a 3-in-1 with a new suit, a new father and a new brother, goes on a trip to Germany to fight Captain America and learns French. Not really in that order.
Meanwhile, Tony Stark has no idea how he ended up with two sons but he really wants them to stop doing dumb shit. He's too old to deal with all this stress.