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    Portia’s story.

    1819:

    Penelope arrives in Mayfair to reunite with the Bridgertons and undertake a season in the care of Violet, the surrogate mother she adores. Many miles away a young man prepares to return to his home city to try and win the hand of the woman he loves, against the wishes of the woman who birthed her.

    1792

    A young Portia arrives in Mayfair for her debut. Portia, her sister Primrose and new companion Violet must learn to build futures under the watchful eye of their mothers and alongside the young men who enter their lives- Thomas, Archibald, Jacob and Edmund. Can they find love and how will this season shape the mothers they will one day become?

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    After escaping her toxic family, Penelope finds employment as a maid for three wealthy and dashing brothers. What could go wrong?

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    When Colin Bridgerton had taken Penelope Featherington alone into an empty room and shut the door, she’d readied herself for ruination - only to be left disappointed.

    Now, married to the love of his life, Colin realizes how much of a fool he’d been and decides to make amends by recreating that same night.

     


    Spoiler alert: this time, it’s not rubies that are getting smashed!

     

    (Kinktober prompt #2 - Role Play)

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    "It was indecent. But as Colin had observed during his many trips around the continent, indecent often meant divine."

    Or: Colin Bridgerton comes back from his recent journey to discover Penelope has run away. Apparently, she decided to work. As an actress writing her own plays, to be precise.

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    When Colin Bridgerton suddenly begins hearing his life narrated in his head he's forced to face some truths about himself, his life and his relationships.

    A Polin rom-com loosely based on the 2006 film 'Stranger Than Fiction'.

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    I got tired of waiting
    Wonderin' if you were ever comin' around
    My faith in you was fading
    When I met you on the outskirts of town, and I said
    Romeo, save me, I've been feeling so alone
    I keep waiting for you, but you never come
    Is this in my head? I don't know what to think

     

    Love Story (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift

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    Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the rimming fic no one asked for!

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    When it came to her and her alone he found himself breaking all the rules of propriety of polite society.

    Midday rain and everything that follows as Colin once again takes Penelope to their future home in Bloomsbury.

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    “There was something rather delightful about Penelope on a rainy afternoon” and “why did you stop?” clashed and this was born.

    (Kinktober prompt #1- Orgasm Denial)

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    Anthony, Benedict, and Colin were three brothers who shared a sleek bachelor pad in London, living a life that seemed perfect. They were inseparable...worked hard and partied even harder, relishing the freedom of their lives.

    But that all changed when Penelope Featherington moved in next door.

    *Complete*

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    “Penelope—”

    “No,” she interrupted, eyes blazing. “You want to talk of entrapment? What about you, Colin? Who was the one who begged me not to accept Lord Debling’s proposal? You were the one who could not bear to let me go. Yet now you stand here, speaking of duty and honour like some tragic martyr. Do not pretend that I am the villain of this tale.”

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    Penelope doesn’t take Colin’s comment about entrapment well and he sees a new (rather a dark version of Penelope he’d never seen before).

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    In London, 1817, to uncover the elusive Lady Whistledown, Queen Charlotte enlists renowned detective Sherlock Holmes. But the high society is thrown into chaos when a killer begins targeting its most influential members.

    Holmes, accompanied by Dr. John Watson, arrives in London to investigate both the murders and the mysterious identity of Lady Whistledown.

    Penelope, devastated by her broken engagement with Collin Bridgerton, becomes entangled in the investigation. Her connections within the ton and sharp intellect prove invaluable as Holmes and Penelope work closely together, much to Holmes' dismay.

    As they delve into the case, they uncover a pattern in the murders that suggests a meticulous and vengeful killer targeting high society. Their investigation reveals hidden rivalries, secrets, and dangerous liaisons within the elite circles. Amidst the danger and intrigue, Holmes and Penelope develop a deep connection for one another.

    Together, they must decipher clues and confront the killer before more lives are claimed, navigating the treacherous world of the ton and unraveling a mystery that threatens to unravel their own lives.

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    Ooh, I don't care about propriety
    Let's break the rules, ignore society
    Maybe our neighbor like to spy, it's true
    So what if they watch when we do what we do

     

    P.D.A - John Legend

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    In her third social season, Penelope Featherington feels more invisible than ever, with her hopes of finding a suitor dwindling by the day. The growing distance from her dearest friend, Eloise, and the silent ache of unrequited love for Colin had only intensified her sense of loneliness.
    But when a chance encounter with a mysterious lady sets events into motion, Penelope finds herself swept into a whirlwind of unexpected chaos.

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    Colin and Penelope arrive at her flat post-striptease.

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    Anthony called on his betrothed the next day. He was carrying a purple bouquet, delphiniums and bellflowers, and a book, the Odyssey, translated by Alexander Pope.

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    Penelope was already waiting for him under the gazebo. She was sitting on one of the benches, a dark blue cloak lying next to her. His eyes widened in surprise when he noticed she was dressed as a common maid.

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    This is the last time.

     

    She goes home, gets changed into a cowlneck white silk dress held up by a gold chain and reaching quite a bit less than halfway down her thighs. Her heels are gold in colour too, platformed and high (and off before halfway through the night as she dances on top of the bar, sandwiched between bodies).

     

    Just one line turns into three.

     

    Just another shot turns into four more.

     

    It's the last time.

     

    It is the last time.

     

    It is.

     

    (It isn't.)

     

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    penelope lets go, and not in a good way. the bridgertons are humbled and supportive. people fall in love.

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    [As my vision adjusted to the brightness, a startled scream escaped my lips. Around me, the room was still the same, but gone were the papers with numbers and the new gears Ed had bought, there were no shelves with books, much less a canoe with paddles. And worst of all, I was alone—Thomas, Charlotte, and Edmund had vanished.

    Sweet fucking Jesus.]

    Or, Agatha Bridgerton seems to have been born with the same taste for trouble as any of the Featheringtons. Therefore, it is not a great surprise when she finds herself almost 20 years in the past, in the 1813 season. Needing to find a way back to her normal life, the girl can only rely on a younger and completely clueless version of her parents - and the rest of the Featherington-Bridgerton clan, of course, which means it will take her twice as long to complete any task.

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    Polin consummate their marriage after the Butterfly Ball.

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    Every time they turn the lights down
    Just wanna go that extra mile for you
    Your public display of affection
    Feels like no one else in the room (but you)
    We can get down like there's no one around
    We keep on rockin' (we keep on rockin')
    We keep on rockin' (we keep on rockin')
    Cameras are flashin' while we're dirty dancin'
    They keep watching (they keep watching), keep watching

    Britney Spears - Gimme More

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    What did you do
    Wonder where your heart came from
    What have you done
    My only friend keep on
    Wander or leave
    Turn into winter lights
    Keeping your strength
    When it gets dark at night
    What are you made of
    Water and glass
    Keep it in your sights now
    It's keeping you up

    Keep it together
    Keep it together

    London Grammar - Sights

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