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    The only thing Penelope Featherington knew when she first met Colin Bridgerton at the young age of 13 years old was that she would do anything to keep him close to her, no matter what it would be.

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    Based off of Misery Business by Paramore, because if people like to portray Penelope as the villain, I'd like to make her one :)

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    spillthefogarTEA: b&v have gone too far with their homosexual nonsense this time

    nopeaz: what happened??

    spillthefogarTEA: didn't you read the latest edition of the blue and gold??

    hbicheryl: that thing still exists?

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    Sweet Pea and Fangs are trying to get Betty and Veronica together, Betty and Veronica are trying to get Sweet Pea and Fangs together, and Cheryl and Toni are just along for the ride.

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    Penelope wasn't hiding In the walls on Thornhill Mansion, she was hiding In the Blossom Hunting Cabin the whole time. When Nana Rose's gypsy hearing starts hearing screaming and sobbing she's convinced It's the Blossom ancestors she Is hearing. But after a while Cheryl Is not so sure, she starts thinking about where her Mother has been hiding since last year and with the help of her girlfriend she will find out that her Mother still wants revenge on The Midnight Children... Or at least one In particular.... The son of the man who had known where her son was and hid It from the world.

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    Thornhill has been a place of torment, of hurt, of despair. But as Toni leaves after tea time, Cheryl hopes that it'll become something else. A place of welcoming, of growth, of love.

    Takes place when Toni leaves Thornhill after tea time (5x18)

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    As if the world hasn't been cruel enough to Cheryl, she is now forced to share her dorm room with that filthy Serpent Toni Topaz.
    The only thing that keeps her from breaking down, is the little pills Reggie regularly hooks her up with.

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    slightly AU. This takes place around 2x10 when the Serpents are transferred to Riverdale High Boarding School. To cope with her brother's death, her nightmares and all the pressure she's under, Cheryl started taking pills and by now developed an addiction.

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    While G&G messes with people’s minds the game ends up messing with Jughead’s body. Jughead Is now the game’s prisoner and as long as the game continues Jughead Is now extremely sick. And all FP can do Is watch helplessly as his boy lays In their trailer; coughing up blood and throwing up. How can someone end G&G once and for all and help Jughead?

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    these high walls, they came up short
    Now I stand taller than them all
    These high walls never broke my soul, and I
    I watched them all come falling down for you

    Or the inevitable breakdown of Cheryl & Toni's relationship

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    Everywhere she went she was known as fire. Cheryl Blossom rocked red, displayed fire in her soul. That was until the day she met Toni. That girl changed her world. They started dating towards the end of sophomore year and had been going steady until a wicked from her past came back to haunt her one last final time.

    What happens if Cheryl’s lies catch up to her and somebody gets hurt? Toni enlists Cheryl’s adopted family to come find her.

    Will the clock strike before she can save Cheryl from her kidnapper’s clutches?

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    Set in 322. Instead of just Hal dying on that tragic night, two other members of Betty's family die as well. Will she get through it on top? Bughead. Deals with Betty's mental health issues. Varchie. Choni.

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    Four years ago, the leader of Scepter's wife and daughter went missing. Three months later, an enemy organization, leader unknown, rises up to oppose them.

    Now, Cheryl is sent on a mission to defeat the infamous Poison and Cobra. This is sure to be a suicide mission, but Cheryl, grieving the loss of her twin and stuck under the rule of her controlling parents, finds no way to escape the hell she was raised in. Luckily for her, there is still hope for a brighter future.

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    When Penelope treats Cheryl poorly yet again, Cheryl feels alone and lost. It takes the one and only Toni Topaz to show her that she is anything but alone and is loved.

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    And we know its never simple, never easy, never a clean break, no one here to save me.

    OR

    I just listened to Taylor Swift and can't think of a better title or summary

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    Classic haters to lover but enjoy

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    Cheryl has a panic attack and Toni being an amazing girlfriend helps her.

    Warning for:
    Depressed thoughts
    Panic attacks

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    Sometimes, when Toni has had a few drinks, she allows herself to think about what it would be like if Cheryl liked her back. She imagines days spent playfully arguing about the stupidest things and nights spent making up and making out under the stars. Toni daydreams about soft skin and fiery hair; plump, cherry red lips and her palm resting on the small of Cheryl's back.
    Toni lets herself think about a lot of little things that she knows she'll never have.

    OR

    Toni loves sunsets- the colors, the symbolism, everything. Cheryl, however, is more fickle when it comes to sunsets. No matter how many photos she looks at, she doesn’t see the raw beauty.

    Cheryl insists that there’s only one thing she needs to qualify a sunset as perfect, so Toni makes it her mission to find out what this is.

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    Still, there was something absolutely magnetic about Cheryl Blossom, and Toni couldn't help but feel her almost irresistible pull.

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    7 times when Toni found herself falling in love with Cheryl, and 1 time when she said so.

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    Cheryl Blossom doesn't do the whole 'crush' thing. She doesn't like to fawn over others, doesn't like to feel like she's losing control of herself and her emotions. So, when she and Toni start hooking up (to relieve sexual tension of course, not at ALL because she LIKES Toni), she doesn't expect to lose that vital control over her feelings. Doesn't expect the warmth in her chest when she and Toni lay side by side on lazy mornings. And Toni? Well, Toni is just glad to finally break through those icy walls around Cheryl's heart.
    Or: Cheryl Blossom is a broken person, and Toni Topaz is helping her heal.

    (OR: I uploaded this onto Tumblr, people liked it, so now it's on here too. Chapter lengths vary, pls bear with me.)

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    Penelope gets back inside Cheryl's head but Toni can't have her listening to all those lies, she just wants to give her love.

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    Penelope gives Josie a drawing. It looks suspiciously like another drawing Josie once recieved... (basically what I expect to go down at Thistle House in 2*17).

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    In which Cheryl realizes that revenge really does taste sweet.

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    What happens the second time Cheryl and Toni meet. It won't be in the same situation.

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