11 Works in Parental Wade Wilson

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    They were stopped however by a man stepping forward and pointing a knife at Laura. Dermot went to step in front of her, but Vanessa held him back and hissed at him, “Don’t she’s more than fine.”

    “You need to stop causing issues here girl you keep taking the good jobs.” He growled at her.  Laura just raised an eyebrow at him, “Sorry you suck but that’s not my issue, now if you’ll excuse me.” She tried to scoot past him, but he put the knife to her neck. Laura rolled her eyes.

    “Are you stupid?” She asked him genuinely and he just scowled at her. Suddenly there was a snikt and the man froze. “Fuck off or you lose them.” She growled voice warbling. The man jumped away face ghostly pale and Dermot looked down and saw claws extending from her knuckles.

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    Dermot meets Laura first

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    Three quick one-shots of people running across Laura Kinney and what I think would happen. How do people react to one Laura Kenney running around as a mercenary? How do they feel about the implications?

    Let's find out.

    1) X-Men
    3) Avengers
    3) Avengers and X-Men

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    After over a decade of looking like a walking, talking, killing version of a PSA on why you shouldn’t smoke while taking a nap, Wade has gotten pretty used to not having to worry about, well, anything, happening to his body.

    Wade is used to treating his body like shit, because it doesn’t fucking matter.

    Nothing he can do to it sticks, so who gives a shit?

    He brings this up because it matters. Why? It matters because he should really ask more details when Colossus requests his help on an X-Mission, and shouldn’t just agree when he hears the words ‘mutant experiments’. Because he’s here now: surrounded by bodies- some living and unconscious, and some dead- pinned on the fucking dirty ground of another fucking evil base that was fucking with mutants, by another rod after getting blasted by a ray that seems a little more scifi than usual for his movie series. A little Deja vu PTSD, but it’s fine.

    It's fine.

    "It's fine," Wade lies.

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    “YOU DUMBASS! YOU KNOW WHAT VAMPIRES LOOK LIKE WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU SAW THEM?!” It was Laura and she was on the ground next to Peter snarling at him.

    “I THOUGHT WE HAD IT!” Peter shouted back defensively, and Laura just sighed. “At least you called me but know I'm not happy with you right now.” She told him with a sneer before turning and a snick sounded and suddenly, she had claws that gleamed and oh that made a lot of sense. Tony heard Nat curse as she too put the pieces together. She lunged at a creature, and it became ashes like the others.

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    Peter befriends Laura and the Avengers are in for a shock

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    “Peanut,” Wade starts, in his serious voice, which fuck. He usually only has that voice when he’s about to be insightful. Logan claws a man in the eyes extra hard. “You, out of all people, should know feeling like you want something just because it’s your only choice.”

    Ah, fuck.

    Logan didn’t think twice about Laura moving into the X-Mansion after the Void, why would he? They were strangers at that point, and it’s not like she could or would have moved in with him, Wade, and Althea in their one bedroom apartment. And after he and Wade moved out, well- she seemed happy there. Was she really, though? Did she have doubts, but felt like she couldn't talk to him about it? Has he been failing at being her father, without noticing?

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    “He’s my step-father.” Laura explains, as if that explains anything.

    “Your…step-father?” Scott repeats slowly. He understands what she’s saying, but the words don’t make sense to him. “How-?”

    “Well, you see,” Deadpool interrupts gleefully. “When a Wolverine and a Deadpool love each other very much-”

    (AKA Three times people were confused on Laura's relationship with Deadpool, and one were it made sense)

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    Wade’s life was pretty fucking great.

    He has a job he is great at, that pays well. He has a big group of friends who love him. He has a perfect dog. He has a bitchin’ step daughter. He has a fiancé that is, to Wade at least, and fuck those bitches who disagree, the best version of himself across the multiverse.

    Oh yeah, that’s right, didn’t you hear?

    Wade is engaged. He is going to get married. To the Wolverine.

    Which- Oh, God. Something bad is going to happen.

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    Wade gets the universe’s- all of them- best live in boyfriend in one cool adventure.
    Logan also comes with a premade teenage not quite daughter.
    Which means that Logan comes with a premade teenage not quite step daughter for Wade.

    Laura is Wade's fucking daughter, bitches. And Wade’s daughter is cool as hell.
    Fuck yeah.

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    Wade finds an injured child after taking a stroll through the streets, and of course because it’s wade he panics and calls in a favor.

     

    WARNINGS ARE AT THE END NOTES. If you get triggered by anything please read them just in case.

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    Wade Winston Wilson aka Deadpool, aka taco lover, aka sparkle queen, aka Big D, never had the love and cuddles he deserved because of his mutation. Well, shit is about to change because there's a new author in charge and she ready to give her sparkle queen the love he deserves

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    After getting cut off by his dad Tony has to move in with his best friend Bruce who has some very interesting neighbours
    Cue insanely protective dad of two chaotic gremlins Deadpool and disgustingly in love Steve and Bucky who all may or may not have less than legal jobs. Tony of all people turns out to be the most stable of them all.

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