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Dave's pretty happy about his pitch relationship with Karkat. When Karkat finally beats him in a fight, though, he realizes that there've been a few misunderstandings.
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- Part 1 of Homosuck works
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Babysitter? I Hardly Know Him by DavekatInTheYearOfOurLord2024 for ME MYSELF AND I
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Dec 2024
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KARKAT: HEARD YOU ELECTROCUTED YOUR LAST BABYSITTER PRETTY BADLY. YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T DO STUFF LIKE THAT, BUT I'M WILLING TO BET HE DESERVED IT, HUH?
DIRK: He did.
Dirk smiles, a good sign that he might actually get along with this sitter.
His older brother can't help but laugh quietly, shaking his head at the way Dirk so readily agrees to committing assault with no guilt whatsoever. But Dave needs to be the responsible adult here.
DAVE: no dirk, in this house we dont injure people even if they “kind of deserve it”
DIRK: Too late.
Dave (38) is basically a single dad, raising his little brother Dirk (10) on his own for the last ten years.
Now Dave's lonely and dating again, so Karkat (21) has taken up babysitting for him.
Dave and Karkat both think they're out of each other's league.
Dave goes on increasingly horrible dates.
Quadrant shenanigans ensue.Dave ♥︎ Karkat
Terezi ♠ Gamzee
Karkat ♦ Gamzee
Kankri ? Cronus
Terezi ♦ VriskaSeries
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Karkat left behind everything he knew when he was forced to flee Alternia. Settling into life on Earth as a human had been surprisingly easy. That is, until Dave fucking Strider started working with Karkat and fucking ruined everything!
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a.k.a. five times karkat met dave while on a date with someone else
(and one time they stop making random people third wheel their own dates and just date each other)
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Eighth grade has just started, but Dave is so done.(Don’t skip school kids)
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If you say you watch the movie you're a couple of liars by landofchaosandbloom for chthonicArcher
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Jun 2024
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You two have been walking the line between friends and something more than friends for a long time. Probably since you were still on the meteor, honestly.
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Karkat and Dove are haunted by the dumb shit they both used to post on Tumblr.
[Dovekat Tumblr AU :P]
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Run.
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I Don’t Sleep, I Dream (I’ll settle for a cup of coffee, but you know what I really need) by chthonicArcher
Fandoms: Homestuck
07 Feb 2024
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You couldn’t have said, back then, why it was that you slept so well for the first time in a long, long time, next to him. It didn’t feel momentous at the time. It just...sort of happened.
Looking back, though, it makes perfect sense.
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aka., why do i title all my fics with mildly pretentious fall out boy lyrics
dave sees bro karkat sparring in a dream bubble and shenanigans ensue. includes three (3) kissing scenes, mild violence, quadrant confusion, one (1) sparring scene, mention of blood, blushing and awkward teens, dave rambling, karkat coming up with creative insults, character study elements, mention of parental negligence, closets (both literal and metaphorical), flashback sequences, pale/black/red/gray vaccillation in the span of one scene, confessions, first kisses, panic attacks, and excessive use of pesterlog formatting.
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You’re not his dad. You’re not. You’re just...the dude who helps his actual dad take care of him. Because, you know, you love that guy or whatever.
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- Part 1 of What do you get when you add it up?
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My collected artworks for DaveKat Week 2023! ❤️🩶
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- Part 3 of chthonicArcher’s drawings & comics
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Why the fuck did you bring up the stupid sexy dream in the first place? You don’t want to talk about it, don’t want to admit anything—you don’t want to ruin whatever it is you might have, with him, before it even gets off the ground.
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He looks too good like this—like only you get to see him—his big yellow eyes half-squinted shut against the midmorning light, his oversized sweater falling just slightly off one shoulder.
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to be perfectly honest i suck at this job im pretty sure i only got it cause roxy put in a good word for me haha by chthonicArcher
Fandoms: Homestuck
10 Apr 2023
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Your eyes narrowed, you carefully inspect the leaf he’s drawn. It’s...a leaf, certainly, but the shape still looks...well...suspiciously dick-like.
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“Candy corn,” she snorts, taking off her sunglasses to wipe hysterical tears from her eyes. “Candy corn horns. Ha. You’re so pretty like this, baby.”
“No, you are,” you say, as you take her shades from her and put them on. Holy shit, your face hurts from smiling so hard. You can’t remember the last time you smiled this much—maybe never?
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if i could you know i would just hold your hand and youd understand by chthonicArcher
Fandoms: Homestuck
21 Mar 2023
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“You’re so beautiful,” you tell him, because you’re drunk, and he is.
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Dave Lalonde is 20 years old and an insomniac. When he stumbles across a strange troll with an ASMR-adjacent Youtube channel, he doesn’t expect to find peace, pleasure, and unexpected family.
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This is the best thing you've ever had in your life.
You're so afraid of losing it.
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- Part 3 of sometimes I dream about you
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Tell me where you’ve seen my life—
you’ve been biting my hands and knocking me down
down to the ground.
Tell me where you’ve been my life—
I see only what you see, face who you face,
be who you want to be.Clashing lies and clashing thighs.
Clashing chasing changing minds.
Tell me what you’ve seen, tell me where you’ve gone,
tell me where you’ve been.
Tell me what you saw.— Blonde Redhead, ‘Spring and by Summer Fall’