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The Penguin tutted. “Don’t worry, my feathered friend,” he said to Robin, wielding his umbrella as a sword. “Better an aviary than a grimy old Batcave full of bat crap, hmm?”
Created: [DD/MM/YYYY] 15/11/2024
Completed: [DD/MM/YYYY] 15/11/2024Batman © DC Comics
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Before the Wayne's death, Bruce had been a very curious child, especially at facilities his father shouldn't allow him to visit.
This is how he met "Jay", a funny scientist, or "Ed", the fun forensic, and his new uncle "Ozz", and his new friend Harvey of course-
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These are the short stories of how the mini bat met way too many criminals, becomes everyone's nephew somehow. -
Behold, a Bat (and it's Many Hats) by TheSilverHunt3r for Vodkassassin, hisaribi
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
21 Jul 2024
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Cobblepot went back to the bar. He growled at the waiters teasing him over being nice to Bruce Wayne. About how he couldn’t just let a rich kid die on his property. He ignored how one of his staff had also brought the kid a blanket.
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- Part 1 of TheSilverHunt3r's DC Fics
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Midnight Walk and a Kiss (The Penguin and the Batman) by WriterDMathis
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022), Gotham (TV), DCU (Comics), Batman: Arkham (Video Games)
14 May 2024
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The villainous Penguin peacefully walks in the dark sleeping zoo and is watched by the dark knight.
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The Penguin and The Bat by QueenofSnapeandJoker
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
19 Dec 2023
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Beve l’ultimo sorso del suo whisky a malincuore, poi si gira giusto in tempo per vederlo che ride con i suoi incisivi bianchi e perfetti, gli occhi azzurri come lapislazzuli incastonati in un viso privo di difetti, su un corpo da modello, anche ora che ha passato i trenta e dovrebbe iniziare a incurvarsi, ma le regole del mondo non sono mai valse per lui, che le viola ogni notte.
È la prima cosa interessante che vede stasera, e la prima che gli faccia correre un brivido di eccitazione su per la schiena, mandando la noia in mille frantumi.
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'His classmates weren't mean to him: they were polite, courteous and somehow it all seemed so untruthful to Bruce.
They weren't nice to Bruce: they were nice to the Wayne boy, and when they found out he wasn't the first-born, their enthusiasm faded. All they have is questions about Tommy, and Bruce is not bothered, Tommy is a genius after all, despite all of his specialness. 'Series
- Part 13 of The lies we tell ourselfs
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lost again with no surprises (disappointments, close your eyes) by Moriarty4life
Fandoms: Gotham (TV)
05 Oct 2023
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"Over and over, lost again with no surprises. Disappointments, close your eyes, and it gets colder and colder. When the sun goes down, the question pounds my head: what's a lifetime of achievement if I pushed you to the edge, but you were too polite to leave me? Do you miss the rogue who coaxed you into paradise and left you there? Will you forgive my soul when you're too wise to trust me and too old to care?"
coney island, taylor swift
~Oswald has it all for awhile, until he loses Ed.
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Midnight Children by bruciemilf for Krchov
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)
28 Aug 2023
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A tiny knock against his window brings Bruce back to reality. Flushing, silver pink skin shimmering with crimson, wide brown eyes lock with intense, angry blue ones.
Dick's knuckles tap the window again, this time more aggressively. He beckoned Bruce to roll the glass down with a single bossy gesture, as a king would with a peasant.
Bruce loved children; They also terrify him to the bone. He obeys. “Hello,--”
"Not to be an asshole, but watching kids from your black car like a creep doesn’t really make me wanna go with you. “
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Bruce Wayne is an awkward goth turtle, Dick Is an absolute menace, Jason is a sunshine baby, and people just want to keep them safe.
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Diplomacy on the Shore by icarus_chained
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Aquaman (Comics)
19 Aug 2023
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In which Bruce cannot function sanely when it comes to the Joker, Tim is incautious, it all goes tits up, and a new, alien force introduces itself to Gotham. Well. Not alien. Full Earth home-grown. But the difference is perhaps negligible from a Gotham point of view.
And Atlantis brings trouble of her own to Gotham's shores, with war between them a very real potential consequence. But trust and diplomacy might win through.
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- Part 6 of Wings over Gotham
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the thing about the first bird. by 6SixSenses
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)
19 May 2023
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«...The autopsy revealed that Rachel Mitchell died from a severe blow to the head. The main hypothesis being handled by investigators is that, prior to the murder, an argument took place, as numerous pieces of furniture were found smashed in the home and the house was disturbed as if a robbery had taken place...»
"Oh, God."
Alfred's voice behind him failed to make Bruce Wayne's gaze leave the large television in the living room, being the only light illuminating the dark Gothic columns near midnight time.
«...Her son, Micah, found Rachel's body lifeless on the morning of Saturday, January 12...»
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Bruce wants to help Don Mitchell Jr's son. -
The Cowardice of Heroes by icarus_chained
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
31 Mar 2023
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Six months after the quarantine is lifted on No Man's Land, Bruce Wayne appears in polite society for the first time after being trapped for more than two years on the island, to run an auction to raise money for restoration efforts in the city. Speculation and torrid rumours are running wild through both Gotham society and the wider press, and two young reporters for the Daily Planet, one with rather more abilities and secrets than are readily apparent, score an invite to what will undoubtedly be the event of the year.
Another prequel to Harbour Day, this one set almost immediately after No Man's Land. A young Clark Kent witnesses the death, or rather stillbirth, of Brucie Wayne.
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- Part 3 of Wings over Gotham
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Turns Out One Quiet Day Was Infact Too Much To Ask by Drama_is_my_middle_name
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
31 Jan 2023
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Bruce got stuck in a less than ideal situation and decided he was going to gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss his way out. That's it, that's the summary.
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Or, three times Bruce and Oswald take care of Edward, using any and all means necessary.
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- Part 25 of A Million Little Ways
- Part 3 of Edward And His Wings
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Penguins in the Office by hannnom
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types
12 May 2022
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Neal is not friends with a crime boss. Jones will win (definitely lose) this bet.
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- Part 1 of Penguins in the White Collar
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They Need a Hero (So I Track Down a Villain) by Nexas_Hart
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), DCU
18 Dec 2021
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Children are so innocent. They don't understand a lot of things. They have the weirdest role models and heroes.
That fact is about to make my job so much more complicated.
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The Curse of Capistrano by YaminoTenshi202
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: The Animated Series, Batman (Comics)
21 Oct 2021
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Bruce felt himself suffocating, but his father's voice cried in his head that, no, he could breathe, but Bruce needed to run. Listen to the instinctual voice in his blood that wanted him to escape. His mother's hands were still on him, but as Bruce was pushed behind his mother, as though a toddler again clinging to her skirts, another crack of thunder pierced the air.
Bruce looked down.
No, Mother nor Father had moved.
Not even his screams could make the Gates of Death quiver.
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Part 1 in a Batfam-cest AU
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- Part 1 of Through the Broken Window
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Little Tin Soldier by grumpyhedgehogs
Fandoms: Gotham (TV), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
27 Sep 2021
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Years before Batman enters the picture, various members of Gotham City's criminal element meet Bruce Wayne and realize there's something very special about this child.
Or: different Gotham villains become bewitched by tiny Bruce Wayne in a turtleneck sweater because come on, just look at his little face. That is just the cutest little face.
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She began singing, her voice taking hold of the world in one swift motion. Seizing it, holding it, like trees around an old, worn-down castle. It was comforting, and so very familiar. Oswald saw a woman's eyes in his mind. Felt her warm, sweet embrace.
"Ave, ave Dominus. dominus tecum, benedicta tu in mulieribus,"
Oswald felt his head sink onto the table, saw cobwebs consume his glass of wine. He felt tired. So tired. He could fall asleep...
No. No.
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Cobblepot is nothing if not an opportunist. So, when Bruce Wayne - one of the Penguin's many enemies, known infamously as the Bat of Gotham - tries to adopt a son, Penguin makes sure he adopts the boy first.
If Oswald is the king of Gotham, that makes this boy a prince.
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- Part 4 of Children of the Dark AUs
- Part 1 of Penguinverse
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Bruce accidentally discovers more than he ever wanted to know about Penguin and Riddler's sex life. He regrets everything.
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- Part 3 of Exquisite