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A ShapeShifter's duel with itself, the Gauls and the World by EkaitzFanfics04
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | The Adventures of Asterix (Bande Dessinée), Astérix et Obélix | Asterix & Obelix (Animated Movies), Asterix - Fandom
18 Nov 2024
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Ekaitz is a teenager who decided to live at the irreductible Gaulish village to repay the warrior who set him free, but with that comes trouble, as Ekaitz is not a typical kid, not only being a shapeshifter but having a past that haunts him greatly as he tries to prove the villagers he's of use
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So, I would like to warn y'all that idk when I'll be able to post more chapters, I can't make an schedule for this, I'll try to finish the chapters as fast as I can -
The Roman on the Run by Anonymous
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | The Adventures of Asterix (Bande Dessinée)
22 Sep 2024
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Asterix and Obelix had been hunting for boars when they ran in to an injured girl in the woods being followed by a group of Romans. After beating up the soldiers they offered her protection in their village.
Julius Caesar was pissed. Y/n had entered Gaul territory and not JUST ANY Gaul territory. She had found her way into THE village. The one that had avoided the mighty grasps of his empire time and time again. How was he supposed to get her back to Rome now?
Y/n was finally free... At least as free as one can be running from the Roman Empire. Luckily she got the help of a Gaul village and one moustached warrior in particular had caught her eye.
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Mars Attacks Asterix by Baz
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | The Adventures of Asterix (Bande Dessinée), Mars Attacks! (1996), Astérix et Obélix | Asterix & Obelix (Live Action Movies), Astérix et Obélix | Asterix & Obelix (Animated Movies), Asterix at the Olympic Games (Video Game 2007)
20 Sep 2024
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Losing the war to the humans due to Slim Whitman's "Indian Love Call", The Martians gone back in time to stop the song from getting made. But the Martians go back way, way too far in time to 50 BC in Gaul.
The Martians decide to make the most of it and laser Romans into skeletons, destroying the forest and taking over Rome.
It is up to Asterix, Obelix and the rest of the Gauls to fight the little green men, but it'll take more than magic potion to defeat them.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,705
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Hits:
- 44
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Flight Risk by Filosofieke
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | The Adventures of Asterix (Bande Dessinée), Astérix et Obélix | Asterix & Obelix (Animated Movies)
14 Aug 2024
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How did Asterix end up with a helmet with moving wings?
It's a story that leads back in time, to a sixteen year old aspiring warrior, who has grown very fond of roaming the forest with his unnaturally strong best friend. And to their parents, who have developed different aspirations in life.
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- Part 1 of Flight Risk
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Gauloiseries by Calimera for Istadris, Mad_Amethyst
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | Asterix the Gaul & Related Fandoms
13 Jul 2024
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Cela se résume à peu de mots – une série de ficlets prenant place dans l'univers d'Astérix.
Chapitre 7. Après la tempête.
C’était étrange, de trinquer avec Jules César au lieu de le combattre… Situé après Le Fils d'Astérix
Chapitre 8. Bacchanale.
César allait se souvenir longtemps de cette journée... Par Jupiter, ces Gaulois étaient partout ! -
Potins by Modocanis
Fandoms: Astérix et Obélix | Asterix & Obelix (Animated Movies), Astérix le Gaulois | The Adventures of Asterix (Bande Dessinée)
19 Apr 2024
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La vie dans un petit village gaulois, c'est beaucoup de bonheurs, de joies, de rumeurs, de médisances...
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The Lost Jedi (and many other plots...) by JediBatman for Pan_2000
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | Asterix the Gaul & Related Fandoms, Star Wars - All Media Types
24 Feb 2024
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Despite some setbacks and delays, Armitage Hux and Julius Caesar continue their plans to become bosses in place of their bosses.
At the same time, Supreme Leader Snoke and the Knights of Ren start their search for... the Lost Jedi!
But the forces of Light have six powerful warriors, ready to oppose them:
- a Jedi Master (from Tatooine!) who knows how to duel and cook porgs!
- a menhir creator (from Gaul!) who knows how to punch and cook wild boars!
- a mighty warrior (also from Gaul!) who knows how to fight (and cook wild boars!)
- a Resistance pilot who knows how to pilot and cook... a sandwich! (fortunately his girlfriend likes to cook for both)
- a mighty droid who knows how to cook... electricity from solar energy (he just uses solar panels)
- a mighty dog who knows how to communicate with his boss and how to cook... (OK, he can't cook but he can eat lots of food.)Will Hux, Caesar, Snoke and the Knights of Ren succeed? Or will our heroes punch and Force-punch them?
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- Part 2 of Gauls and Jedi...
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Asterix and the Pit of Sorrow by Baz
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | Asterix the Gaul & Related Fandoms, Astérix et Obélix | Asterix & Obelix (Animated Movies), Astérix et Obélix | Asterix & Obelix (Live Action Movies), Astérix le Gaulois | The Adventures of Asterix (Bande Dessinée)
11 Nov 2023
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A druid named Anilennix has made a mistake which humilates him so badly, that he digs a massive hole in the forest and refuses to come out of it. Asterix, Obelix and Getafix try to talk Anilennix out of the massive hole, but he won't listen.
Soon, terrible things happened to each of the Gauls and they too join Anilennix in the pit of sorrow.
Asterix must find a way to make everyone happy again and get them out of the pit.
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bad dream by alex_procrastinates
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | Asterix the Gaul & Related Fandoms
28 Oct 2023
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A few days after losing his gourd of magic potion, Asterix has a nightmare.
(Based on Asterix and the Lost Gourd by Baz)
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Asterix and the Mistletoe by Baz
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | Asterix the Gaul & Related Fandoms, Astérix et Obélix | Asterix & Obelix (Animated Movies), Astérix et Obélix | Asterix & Obelix (Live Action Movies), Astérix le Gaulois | The Adventures of Asterix (Bande Dessinée)
31 Jul 2023
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Whilst the Roman General Callus spies on the Gauls, he notices that Getafix uses Mistletoe to create the magic potion. So he orders his soldiers to set all of the trees on fire.
Worst of all, General Callus shoots Obelix with a dart that has sleeping potion.
With no Mistletoe and Obelix unable to wake up, the Gauls are done for!
Will they be able to wake up Obelix and find mistletoe to make the potion in time before they are captured by the Romans?
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Asterix and the Injured Soldier by Baz
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | Asterix the Gaul & Related Fandoms, Astérix et Obélix | Asterix & Obelix (Animated Movies), Astérix et Obélix | Asterix & Obelix (Live Action Movies), Astérix le Gaulois | The Adventures of Asterix (Bande Dessinée)
21 Jul 2023
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After fighting the Romans in the forest, Asterix and Obelix come across a Roman soldier named Abacus whose foot was broken by a menhir landing on it. Unable to bring Abacus back to Compendium, because the Roman general thought it was trap by the Gauls, Asterix and Obelix take Abacus to their village and let him stay there until his foot gets better, much to the surprise of the other Gauls.
Meanwhile, Abacus' rather dimwitted friends plan to rescue him from the Gaulish village because they think the Gauls are trying to eat him, with outrageous results.
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I sign, you sing by Kalincka
Fandoms: Astérix et Obélix | Asterix & Obelix (Animated Movies), Astérix le Gaulois | Asterix the Gaul & Related Fandoms
17 Jul 2023
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“Who's that guy?”
“Cacofonix's new partner, duh. You never listen during the banquets, don't you?!”
“And why is he waving his hands around like that?”
“Oh, that? That's because he's deaf.”
“Deaf?!” -
Asterix and the Lost Gourd by Baz
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | Asterix the Gaul & Related Fandoms, Astérix et Obélix | Asterix & Obelix (Animated Movies), Astérix et Obélix | Asterix & Obelix (Live Action Movies), Astérix le Gaulois | The Adventures of Asterix (Bande Dessinée)
15 Jul 2023
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Whilst fighting Roman soldiers in the forest, Asterix accidentally loses his gourd of magic potion which gets found by the soldiers.
Asterix is upset that he lost the gourd. He becomes very depressed and is angry at his stupid mistake.
Later, he and Obelix go to Compendium to find it.
Meanwhile, the Roman soldiers fight over magic potion from the gourd.
Will Asterix and Obelix find the gourd?
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Drabble Night: C’est la Vie… by Interrobang27
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | Asterix the Gaul & Related Fandoms
20 May 2023
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The Prompt was “I want everyone to hear you”
Not that the Village had any choice -
Stereotyp (drabble) by Womiska for fleur_packyt
Fandoms: Astérix et Obélix | Asterix & Obelix (Animated Movies)
23 Apr 2023
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Kovář s rybářem mají omlouvací chvilku před spaním.
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Le chant du signe by Kalincka
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | Asterix the Gaul & Related Fandoms, Astérix et Obélix | Asterix & Obelix (Animated Movies)
22 Feb 2022
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« C’est qui ce type ?
— Bah c’est le nouveau compagnon d’Assurancetourix. T’écoute jamais aux banquets ou quoi ?!
— Et pourquoi il agite les mains comme ça ?
— Ah, ça ? C’est parce qu’il est sourd.
— Sourd ?! » -
Faint Light by ExtremeLight9
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | Asterix the Gaul & Related Fandoms, Astérix et Obélix | Asterix & Obelix (Animated Movies)
04 Dec 2021
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AU. In a world where Getafix never came to the village and the Romans have conquered most of Gaul, Asterix struggles to become a warrior like he dreams to be when everyone only sees him for his size. He finds a chance to prove himself to the world when he is reminded of a story about a "demon" in the woods who turns people into statues.
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Getafix’s mistake by Pilyarquitect
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | Asterix the Gaul & Related Fandoms, Astérix et Obélix | Asterix & Obelix (Animated Movies)
14 Jun 2021
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Everyone makes mistakes, we can all commit an error. But in this case an error can trigger a terrible situation. This is a translation of my first - and from now only - story on this topic, give it a try. Neither Asterix nor any of his characters belong to me, they belong to R. Goscinny and A. Uderzo.
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Glow of the Lantern by ExtremeLight9
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | Asterix the Gaul & Related Fandoms, Astérix et Obélix | Asterix & Obelix (Animated Movies)
30 Apr 2021
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When Asterix is forced to spend the night in the forest, he is awoken by a mysterious visitor.
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Two Gauls (and a dog!) in a Galaxy Far, Far Away... by JediBatman for Pan_2000
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | Asterix the Gaul & Related Fandoms, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
22 Mar 2021
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Armitage Hux and Julius Caesar agree to a plan of action that will make Hux the leader of the First Order and Caesar Emperor of Rome respectively.
But there are great obstacles Caesaer and Hux need to overcome if they want to succeed in their plans: a Jedi Master, a skilled Resistance pilot and ... one small village of indomitable Gauls that still holds out against the Roman invaders!
Will Caesar and Hux succeed in their immoral and ambitious plans? Or will the combined strength, skill, use of the Force and strategic thinking of Asterix, Obelix, Luke Skywalker, Poe Dameron (and the legendary dog Idefix) stop them?
(This is Part One, I am currently writing Part Two!)
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- Part 1 of Gauls and Jedi...