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    Richie pictures his father... his sad, old father, with his sad, old eyes, and his big, dumb mouth telling him to move out. “Yeah, probably within a month, I’d say.“

    “A month?” Eddie says. He wipes some of the condensation off his glass, deep in thought. “...I’m trying to move as soon as possible, I guess.”

    Richie knows it’s a bad idea. Bev has a crush on this guy. Living with him would be a sure way to guarantee his own heartbreak. When it comes to his happiness and Bev’s, he’d choose Bev every time. It would be smart to move on his own, but Wentworth’s wrinkled, glum face stares at Richie whenever he closes his eyes. He desperately needs an out, and he doesn’t want to be alone. Eddie seems like he needs the same. Richie knows– he knows! This is a bad idea. But he can’t stop the Trashmouth itself as it possesses him, opens his tightly clenched teeth, and says, “I can work with ‘as soon as possible.’”

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    TLDR, Richie's having a quarter-life crisis. Enter Eddie and a couple of unfortunate miscommunications.

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    “I'm gonna hang up now,” he deadpanned.

    “Fuck you, Stan,” Eddie rolled his eyes -outside on his break at the diner, “-I'm just trying to figure this shit out-”

    “You wanna ‘figure it out’?” Stan repeated, exasperated -in a rush of words, “-It would be so fucking easy to just talk to each other, but, if this is what I have to do to get Richie out of my fucking hair-”

    Eddie could barely follow his words.

    “-Then, fucking fine. What do you wanna know?”

    Eddie blinked, a little taken aback by his tone, “I just… Richie acts differently with me. And I think… I don't fucking know, but I think-”

    “Richie's been in love with you since the 2nd grade,” Stanley interrupted, flatly.

    Eddie's whole body froze.

    “What?!” Eddie screeched, face burning bright pink.

    Stanley continued, unphased, “Does that help?”

    Or Eddie (finally) figures some shit out.

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    Buck gets fed up with a clueless Eddie who is "teasing" him.

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    Eddie Kaspbrak had serious anger issues.

    He knew this. A lot of people had told him this.

    He decided that he hated Richie. And Richie did nothing to ease his hatred. In fact, the more Eddie’s fire lit under him, the more amused Richie was, and then that would make Eddie furious, and the cycle continued.

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    So when its just them, here and now in the comfort of his basement, and he blurts out the stupidest thing he's ever said, he shouldn't be blamed too much.

    “I wanna move in with you.”

    Eddie spills his drink all over the comic book he’s reading, then glares at Richie.

    “What the fuck dude?"

     

    Or:

    Riche can’t stop thinking about what it’d be like to live with Eddie.

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    Eddie is in love with Richie. Richie is in love with Eddie. Both of them are oblivious. Both of them are in denial.

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    Eddie Kaspbrak is the finest of Derry High. Straight A student and the perfect example to everyone of the ideal person to be. Eddie has his whole life planned ahead of him. Specific moves that are intricately structured with the perfect opportunities to lead him to the top. Eddie is the fucking poster boy of perfection.

    But unfortunately, nobody is perfect. And when a certain someone threatens the spot on top that Eddie has reserved for himself, the ugly side of him unleashes, and things get... messy.

    Let's just say that Eddie Kaspbrak would do anything for his reputation. And that includes befriending a complete moron, despite it's challenges.

    And it's challenges... are a fucking lot. But he's willing to get his hands dirty for the deed.

    As they all say, keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

     

    Or, alternatively:

     

    Eddie has to soon realize that life isn't just dots and dashes and letters and numbers. People are people, and life is bigger than he's ever known before.

    Now, if there's one class Eddie hasn't taken that he desperately needs a lesson in, it's Ethics 101.

     

    hopefully this sounds interesting, welcome to Ethics 101

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    Richie and Eddie have a conversation. Richie reveals something, and Eddie is on the cusp of realizing something.

     

    day 02: "It's been a long time."

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    @yourl0calTrashmouth: matching users.....

    @yourl0calTrashmouth: heh... gay😝

     

    @i.love.my.mother blocked @yourl0calTrashmouth

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    Silly chatfic with the losers club

     

    except it gets dark and they're all dead basically

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    Richie Tozier; the embodiment of what people hated all in one. He had some form of mental health issues obviously, he was pretty obviously queer too. He was an asshole- a "trashmouth" as Eddie said.

    And that's what scared him.

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    OR    :    Richie doesn't like himself

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    OR OR    :    me projecting onto Richie

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    🌳    Song    ;    trees    -    by Mccaferty

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    After their ridiculous flirting in the kitchen, Eddie decided to finally take Buck's challenge and "go for the title."
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    Eddie is completely unaware of the chaos he is causing in Buck until he is literally staring at the "problem" ;)
    Inspired by the song Wet Dream by Wet Leg.

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    richie is the typical annoying loud theatre kid.

    and eddie just so happens to design his costumes.

    aka: performing arts college tech crew eddie x lead role richie sprinkled with a hint of gay humor

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    (p.s ive never been to america and have no shit about how college works there. i hope this makes sense)

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    This is mostly written for myself lmao but I'm going to write me an It fix-it fic. this will be mostly canon compliant (to the movies) and the logic I'm using is that once the losers left Derry they forgot all about all of this happening which is why no one ever mentions it
    Mature rating for language and explicit jokes
    I mention all the Losers ofc but this is really just a Reddie fic gotta be honest with you

    The year is currently 1994 and the Losers are juniors at Derry High.
    Richie's still too scared to confess his feelings, Bill and Beverly are starting to question their relationship, Ben doesn't know how to get over his childhood crush, Eddie's still coming to terms with himself, Mike's second guessing his dreams of moving down south, and Stan's honestly just kind of getting tired of these people

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    Stan Uris has scars. They aren’t just small scars, the ones a child gets when they fall off their bike for the first time and scrape their knee on the pavement– the injuries that feel so, so important in the moment but fade against their skin just as the memory fades from their mind. No, the scars that Stan Uris has are perhaps the worst kind of scars, the scars that don’t fade, the scars that ceaselessly remind one of awful incidents. His scars tell a horror story that only six other people will ever read.

    or, in a world where the Losers Club does kill It in the summer of 1989, Stan Uris can't manage to escape It until he makes a choice he doesn't intend to go back on.

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    The year is 1993. The Loser's are in their first year of college and things change, for better or for worse.

    AKA:

    Eddie dyes his hair blonde and Richie is whipped.

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    Ages: youngest to oldest (canon)
    Bev=16
    Bill=16
    Richie=16
    Ben=15
    Stan=15
    Mike=15
    Eddie=15

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    First chapter takes place in: may 28th, 1992 (in chapter 1 - movie, it was 1989 and they were 12-13)

    PLEASE READ TAGS 🙏

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    The year was 1956 and Eddie Kaspbrak felt invisible. Before he was a seventeen year old omega who fit in with the pretty popular omegas of Atlanta, Georgia. He had been born and raised there. Dreamed of a cozy life with one of the Alphas who belonged to his country club. Of course, moving up north to Derry, Maine half way through the school year, wasn’t exactly a moment he dreamed of. But maybe he’d grown accustomed to the six beautiful people who had beautiful problems. And his sunny life wouldn’t be missed.

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    " it was night when you died, my firefly. "

    eddie kaspbrak was sick, he always had been.

    but when his mother unexpectedly passes, eddie's world crumbles as he realizes that he was never just sick- but that he was made sick.

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    Beverly pulled the conversation that time, “Why don't you ask him out?”

    Mike nodded at her, almost in agreement.

    “Because-” Eddie started flailing his hands around a moment, “-I've had this dream since fucking 6th grade that Richie would ask me out.”

    Beverly stared at him sympathetically then and opened her mouth to say something.

    “You can ask him out first,” Stan interrupted, pointing out, “-and then he can ask you out. Simple.”

    “It's not-”

    “I get it, Eddie,” Mike followed, maybe trying to break up fucking… Stan, “-he's been flirting with you for so long, you just want to see him execute on it.”

    “Yes, yeah,” Eddie sighed, running a hand through his hair, “-it's kinda fucked up if I have to finally do it.”

    “Well,” Bev pursed her lips (cherry red, it was kinda her signature thing) like she was thinking, “-why don't you just kick it up a notch?”

    Or Eddie is stubborn and wants Richie to make the first move (Beverly has a solution).

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    Eddie's dead.

    Richie's eyes eventually closed. Darkness taking over his vision, as he laid his head against the stiff pillow. He knew it'd hurt in the morning, or it should. Richie didn't feel shit anymore. He didn’t think he ever would again.

    Even still, they shut.

    And he dreamt of a turtle, something about him recognized it. Even though he'd never seen it before.

    When he started coming to, his head did really fucking hurt, like a sharp pain. Not the dull ache it should have been. What the fuck was in these pillows?

    "Richie-"

    Richie's eyes snapped open, and he wasn't in the Townhouse anymore, not on the shitty bed, not fucking hungover like he should be. And he... And he-

    "Eddie?"

    Or Richie Tozier gets stuck in a timeloop.

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