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    Dans l'espoir d’apaiser le Loup Blanc et sceller une paix fragile, Vizimir propose en mariage nulle autre que sa belle-sœur, la princesse Julia, seize ans à peine et déjà veuve, alors que feu son époux, Radowid, est mort de la main du Seigneur de Guerre.
    Ce qu'il ne sait pas, c'est que Geralt et Julia se sont déjà rencontrés.

    Jaskier est une femme. Et une princesse Disney. Parce que j'ai envie.

    Avertissement : mention de maltraitance, pédophilie, mariage forcé (pas avec Geralt), viol.

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    Jaskier gets jumped by a bunch of bandits, who happen to be so dumb as to stab him with an ancient artifact. When he wakes up, the bandits are slaughtered, and Jaskier has a new hunger. He decides he can't and won't live like this, and searches out a witcher to kill him when he's unsuccessful himself. Of course......he finds Geralt, or does Geralt find him?

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    When Jaskier wakes up, the light is uncommonly bright to his eyes, and he has to squint against it. He’s not sure he remembers going to sleep the previous night, and briefly accuses himself of gulping down the bottle of Toussainti wine he’d filched from the inn, leaving a few crowns in its place.

    He rubs his hands over his face, and realises that as he does so, the strange metallic scent that hangs in the air gets stronger. When he pulls his hands away to look at his palms, he stiffens. There are red stains on the skin, some of it dried and flaking in the creases.

    It’s very definitely not wine.

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    When Jaskier met Regis, he learned quite a few new things about himself. Now, as they near the end of Wintering, he's decided it's time he met his real father.

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    The Witcher Warlord of the North is feared by all. When Jaskier is caught up in a plot to murder the Warlord, he assumes that means he will die. And while his life as a disowned, wandering bard does end, it doesn't happen at all in the way that Jaskier thinks.

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    The continent is changeing. After his bard left him and died on the way down the Killer, Geralt is left reeling, trying to survive day by day.

    5 Years after tat fateful day, Geralt and the other witchers learn about "The Sick" and the way it is changing the fate of their world.

    What are witchers if not monster killers, and nothing is more monstrous then murdering children for being born different and this time the witchers will not sit back and accept it.

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    jaskier is a fae, only problem is Geralt doesn't know. until he does. and blurts it out in the middle of camp.
    will they work things out, or will everything fail?

    (I'm bad at summaries lmao. anyway, this is inspired by a Tumblr prompt by geraskierfanficprompts, so credit to them!)

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    "The screams were still ringing in his ears as he leaned on the nearest trunk with his back against the hard surface. It wasn't providing him much comfort but it was better than the cold ground, he decided. His head wasn't spinning anymore and his breathing wasn't out of control. He could manage, he thought.

    Fate, however, had other plans."

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    Jaskier had quickly abandoned the Path once he was out in the world. He’d chosen a name, and pursued what he truly wanted in life - and it was music, not fighting monsters, because of course it was - and he’d only deigned to act as a witcher until he gathered the not insignificant amount of coin needed to buy himself not only a glamour but the discretion of its creator, which had cost almost as much as the damn thing itself.

    If anyone who’d ever known him could see him now, he doubted they’d be too surprised.


    Jaskier is a witcher by nature, a bard by choice, and a general nuisance by sheer force of personality.

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    Jaskier wanted nothing more than to drown his sorrows in ale as he contemplated just how to give Geralt his one blessing.

    Needless to say, Destiny had other plans.

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    At the end of the war, with no clear winner and the leaders of both sides dead, Jaskier and Ciri are tired, alone, and less cautious than they really should be. Captured by Fringilla to be used as a sacrifice for a powerful ritual, Ciri realizes something that Fringilla, steeped in dark magic as she is, doesn't: This ritual does not have one caster and two sacrifices, it has three casters.Taking control of the spell Ciri and Jaskier end up decades back in time, in a world changed beyond their imagining. Navigating Redanian court and managing the Lettenhove Viscounty is exhausting unfulfilling work, but it's a price they're willing to pay for a world where Geralt can be happy.

    And then Redanian court threatens that happiness directly, and they end up at Kaer Morhen in an effort to keep an eye on the nobles looking to use the Witchers for their own gain. The longer they spend there, the more the entangle themselves with the people who used to be their loved ones, and the harder it is to hold back the fact that they're not exactly who they say they are.

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    Jaskier watched the white haired woman as she walked away. Hidden in the rocks by the beach, Jaskier made up her mind. She uncorked the vial, and drank the concoction that would turn her tail into human legs.

    ***

    Jaskier is a mermaid who falls in love with Geralt, a human woman. Jaskier becomes human for five days, but there is no hope of her staying human forever. Will they get their happily ever after?

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    In a gesture they haven’t made in a long time, Geralt reaches up and captures Jaskier’s hand against his face. He turns into it, kisses the center of Jaskier’s burn-scarred palm. That sets Jaskier’s pulse to racing.

    “I missed you,” Geralt tells him. He leans in, pressing his forehead to Jaskier’s. “I can’t— tell you how sorry I am. I’m sorry.”

    Jaskier huffs, reaching up to wrap his hand around the back of Geralt’s neck. He holds them close together when he says quietly, “I don’t want to talk about that right now, either.”

    He surges up into Geralt to kiss him, and it’s like coming home.

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    Jaskier is excited to spend winter at Kear Morhen and to ask Vesemir for Geralt's hand in marriage.

    Vesemir does not aprove and sets Jaskier 3 all but impossible for mostly-human bards to complete.

    Will Jaskier succeed?

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    Jaskier always sings with his soul, his whole soul. Soon, however, he begins to project more than just his soul to his audience. Follow Jaskier as he discovers how to control this new power and work through his love of a certain white wolf. Even as the evils of the world begin to close in on him.

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    “Oh the truth is much less exciting, sweetling.” The Fae hummed, grip tightening to border on painful “You were stolen from me as a babe. Hidden away in the human realm.” Jaskier’s breath stuck in his throat. “It took me ages to find you again, dear heart. Only to find you trailing after a Witcher of all things. Barbaric beings.” The fae huffed, grip loosening and fingers resuming their idle stroking. “And when he wished you away, well.” Jaskier swallowed around the lump in his throat.
    “You’re saying that I’m what?” He managed to scrape out past the hurt he felt at the mere mention of Geralt. “A changeling?”
    “No, you’re not an exchanged child.” The fae tilted his chin up urging Jaskier to look at him. “You’re my child.”
    “Fuck.”

    Or:

    “If life could grant me one wish, it would be to take you off my hands.” Geralt says ‘wish’ instead of ‘blessing’. A difference so simple, so innocuous, It shouldn’t have mattered. Except that it did.

    Mandatory Mountain Fix it fic/Fae!Jaskier fic
    Jim Henson's Labyrinth as inspiration, and some home-brew Fae lore because I can.

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    She hastily glanced around, ensuring they were alone. “...the Viscount hired a mage to curse his son. Master Julian was going to run away. The Viscount hated him for it.”
    “Thank you,” Geralt commented, though inside he was seething.
    There was no doubt in his mind. This ‘Julian’ was his soulmate, and he was still alive.

    Or: Geralt starts feeling the phantom pains of a soul bond, and slowly comes to realize that his soulmate desperately needs saved from very human monsters.

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    After the disastrous dragon hunt, Jaskier gives Geralt his one wish though it will cause him eternal pain to do so. Higher vampires mate for life, only ever giving their heart to their one. Unfortunately for Jaskier, he has already given his heart to the witcher without realizing it. When a vampire's one rejects their heart, they will forever live with chronic, inescapable pain for which there is no cure.

    So Jaskier sheds the skin of the joyful human bard and returns to Oxenfurt to step back into the roles he left behind--Professor Pankratz, Julian the Viscount de Lettenhove, and Dandelion the spy. With Nilfgaard gearing up to go to war, Jaskier is faced with decisions he never wanted to make, a guild to protect, a war to win, a princess to find, a sorceress to save (however begrudgingly), and a pain in his chest that only gets worse the longer the witcher is near.

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    There was were three things Geralt knew not to fuck with - Wishes, Laws of destiny, and Fairies.

    He messed around with two of those things and now he finds himself in the dungeons of Cintra, with Nilfgaard knocking down the castle gates.

    And to make matters worse there is a man in the cell next to him, who claims to be Jaskier... But this man's eyes are bright with magic the bard never had.

    A Jaskier-centric tale, of companionship, deals, and healing what was lost.

    Tags will be updated as we go!

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    A gift to the Warlord, that’s what Jaskier is. What he is too, is a chained-up Siren without a voice. They took him from his sea, bound him in silver, took away his voice and put him in a tank to become entertainment to the royals of Redania. He’s been reduced to an quiet, defenceless creature, to be gawked and laughed at. And now he might die at the hands of a Witcher. Is it bad that he longs for it? For finally being at peace?

    When the Warlord of the North overthrows several kingdoms, all of Redania is desperate to please him. They send him the biggest gift of all. A Siren without a voice.

     

    Inspired by The Accidental Warlord and his Pack. (What a fic)

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    Zira of the Cats stumbles into Kear Morhen heavily injured with junks of her memory missing. She doesn't remember her own brother Aiden, she doesn't remember her best fried Thea. She just remembers witchers are in danger... but of what and whom exactly?

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