10 Works in Newton Pulsifer is Bad at Technology
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Couples Therapy - Jurassic Park Edition by rainbowumbrella
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Jurassic Park Original Trilogy (Movies)
29 Oct 2024
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“Aziraphale,” Crowley tries again, a little more forcefully this time.
An annoyed huff is the answer he receives. “Not now, Crowley, I’m busy. Let me check the — “
Finally, Crowley leans over the driver’s seat and sets a hand over Aziraphale’s head, gripping it lightly and more suggesting that it turn than actually turning it. Still, that seems to be enough to coax Aziraphale to comply, and he finally looks out the window, clearly still annoyed and —
A gasp.
After a few incidents call the safety of Jurassic Park into question, Gabriel, the owner, is made to call in a team of specialists to investigate. This includes Aziraphale and Crowley, both paleontologists; as well as Anathema Device, an engineer with a focus on health and safety. Of course, though, as in any trip to Jurassic Park, sooner or later, nature finds a way to break free. -
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Upon discovering what Newton is capable of, Crowley takes Newton on an endeavour to create the largest IT outage in history: the 2024 Crowdstrike Incident.
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- English
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- 381
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 34
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Low-tech Food Preparation For Former Witchfinders by Luinlothana
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
20 Apr 2024
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In the process of clearing a shed Newt discovers something that might just allow him to prepare a meal for Anathema.
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Newt is picking Anathema from the airport. Not everything goes as expected.
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Space Oddity by alinaatlas05, alsephina_lots
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Dec 2023
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A Letter for Later by ngk_is_cool for ilikeblue
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Oct 2023
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"Anyway," his eyes returned to the newspaper, and he continued reading, “another exhibition is A Letter for Later. It will include clay tablets from Mesopotamia, vellum from Wessex, and even a modern Palm Pilot that was found at Battersea Park full of unsent love letters. It will explore the theme of unrequited love over the development of humanity…." His eyes scanned quickly the rest of the article, and he hummed in satisfaction. "It will open two weeks from now, and apparently in high demand, so much that the article recommended buying tickets in advance. Would you like to go, my dear?"
Or - Crowley wrote and destroyed (or, at least, he thought did) love letters. Now they are about to be published, and he has a great plan to make sure it won't happen.
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The Lost Dinner by ngk_is_cool for fenrislorsrai
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Sep 2023
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Crowley tried to look cool as a cucumber, but the impression was mildly ruined by stains of a liquid on his jacket. On closer inspection, Anathema noticed it was not a jacket. Was the demon wearing… Pyjamas?
"Explain thisss," said Crowley, as he snapped his fingers and vanished the stains. "How did it happen?" -
In the Beginning by absoluteineffability
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 May 2023
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Aziraphale attends a talk lead by Crowley.
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- Part 1 of Ineffable May 2023
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Agnes, Nutter, an eccentric director with an almost prophetic ability to create hit theatrical shows brings together a cast of wonderfully talented and unique actors to create a new production of "A Midsummer Night's Dream." Aziraphale is a classically trained method actor, known for being a bit of a diva, and Crowley is a musical theatre actor known for being a spontaneous and bold performer with a bit of a bad reputation. The journey from audition to opening night will be a rocky one, but they might just end up finding something wonderful.
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If You Want to Imagine the Future by DandelionDrabbles (AnonymousDandelion)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens (Radio)
01 Jul 2021
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“You know,” Anathema remarks, apropos of nothing, “I’m retired from professional descending.”
“Good for you,” Newt says, because it is. And then, since apparently it's Randomly Blurt Things Out Day: “What made you come back here?”
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