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    “Sorry, I am actually not too sure how this works…” Nandor admits, a bit flustered.

    “I’m sorry—so you think that sex therapy is having sex with a therapist?” Guillermo asks in shock, and Nandor squirms under the intense, questioning gaze.

    “Am I incorrect? I thought this was a place of sexual healing?”

    or, guillermo is a sexologist, and nandor is a patient who doesn’t quite understand what sex therapy actually entails

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    Just Nandor trying to get over Guillermo and reflecting on the speech he gave to Lazlo at the hospital

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    After Guillermo confides in Nandor that he’s been turned, Nandor acts rashly and runs to the Djinn. His wish doesn’t go as planned, however, and now Nandor has to deal with the aftermath.

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    He hasn't quite decided which to do, fretting all the while through yet another dawn chorus as he hears Guillermo dragging a corpse out of the house. He lies awake, painfully, as he hears the saw blade whirr to life outside. He lies awake, frozen, as he hears Guillermo stomp back into the house. He wonders if he's wearing that brown leather butcher's apron. If his sleeves are rolled up. If his shirt is splattered with blood, cherubim cheeks painted in gore.

    He doesn't try to figure out why that particular thought sends electricity zinging through his frame. He doesn't want to know.

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    Nandor accidentally listens in on Guillermo enjoying some 'alone' time. At first it's frustrating, but soon he comes to anticipate these moments. Further revelations abound for Nandor as to the nature of Guillermo's gender, and things escalate from there.

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    I wish I could have been the one to give you the air from my lungs, watch the fire overtake me and spread through every piercing nerve.

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    Nandor's POV of the cage scene & Sylvia's apartment.

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    “Guillermo! There you are, I’ve been looking for you! I was wondering if you would like to be accompanying me to Massive Fitness?” Nandor asks.

    or, what if Nandor and Guillermo actually did go to the gym together in s5?

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    Guillermo reached for the bottom of his sweater and lifted it over his stomach, preparing to pull it over his head.

    “Not like that.”

    Guillermo froze. “What?” He looked down at his half-raised sweater, frowning. “Do you- Um- Do you want me to start with my pants?”

    Nandor chuckled, low and dark. “I want you to go nice and slow,” he purred, letting one corner of his mouth curl up into a lazy grin as he raked his gaze up and down Guillermo’s clothed form. “Put on a show for me. Let me admire your body.”

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    The Staten Island Merchants’ Revolt of 2009, also known as the 2009 Soup Monger Riots, is an unconfirmed incident theorized to have taken place in the southernmost borough of New York City in the early 21st century. While officials have labelled the Revolt as an urban legend spurred by mass hysteria, some experts maintain that evidence exists to support certain versions of these events. The 2016 leak of the Panera Papers briefly revived this controversy after a seven-year period of obscurity; the papers included unverified eyewitness accounts from a Staten Island-based Panera Bread location, in which a strange man entered the restaurant before sunrise who claimed to be leading a counter-strike against rebel “soup mongering” forces.

    While the factual accuracies of such reports remain hotly contested, eyewitnesses claim the unidentified man successfully enlisted at least one member of Panera Bread staff to abandon his shift and take up arms.

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    Nandor is a skilled writer. For seven centuries, his journals have immortalized all sorts of things—letters, lists, diary entries, and even poetry.

    (The poetry has gotten more frequent in the past fifteen years.)

    Herein lies an example: Nandor waxes eloquent on fire, destruction, and the nature of being in love.

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    The taste of saltwater entered the kiss, and Nandor pulled back to find that the rest of Guillermo’s tears had slipped free at last. He was trembling as he clung to Nandor’s shirt. “I wanted it to be you,” he said, echoing his earlier words in a broken voice.

    “I know, Guillermo,” Nandor murmured, wiping the human’s cheeks with his thumbs.

    He was all out of wishes. He could never go back in time and change what happened. It was far too late for him to fulfill his duty as Guillermo’s master, to become his sire and guide him through his transformation.

    But he could give Guillermo this much.

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    Dreams and reality, truth and facade, certainty and doubt all bleed together in Nandor’s exhausted mind. He’s gone more than twenty-four hours without slumber, and he’s utterly spent after fighting the Baron, searching for Guillermo, worrying about Guillermo, mourning Guillermo…

    But Guillermo isn’t dead. He was never gone. He was right here all night, hiding in this coffin.

    Nandor rolls onto his side and buries his nose in his pillow, taking in a deep breath, and-

    Yes. Guillermo was here.

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    Being a vampire is messy. It’s about power and sensation and raw instinct. It’s about the thrill of the hunt and the ecstasy of the bite and the siren call of human blood.

    Guillermo has the potential to be a legendary vampire. He has the fire of a warrior - it’s rare that he lets it show, but when he does, it’s breathtaking. He just has to trust his new vampiric instincts, to give himself over to them, to let them overwhelm him until all of his little human rules and doubts and fears are things of the past.

    And that, he can learn. He will learn. Nandor will teach him.

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    Nandor is having the time of his life in the healthiest, most fulfilling relationship he has ever had. Then his partner says he loves him. And that's somehow a bad thing. (???)

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    Nandor wouldn’t be able to feed on this cute little man anymore, not with his puffy curls, big dark eyes, and his general audacity to not die. As a successful warrior himself, Nandor could respect that, and besides… a position as his familiar just opened up (after an unfortunate and fatal tote bag-making incident). Perhaps a familiar with a greater desire for staying alive would prove useful to the vampire. Maybe then I wouldn’t be dealing with any of this hunting bullshit.

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    "I'm sorry, whose funeral?"
    "Guillermo's."
    "What...? Guillermo...died?"
    "Probably a couple decades ago now."
    "H-How?"
    "Old age I think is what he called it."

     

    Nandor still decides to go into super slumber, too bad it's the biggest mistake of his life.

     

    {Or where vampires greatly overestimate the life expectancy of humans}

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    It’s one thing to leave your master all alone to go out on a pathetic solo bar crawl; that’s forgivable and much preferred. But to abandon your master to have a fun party! or maybe even a romantic date! Then come home and rub it in his face! That is downright diabolical!

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    Nandor realizes that he can't scare Guillermo anymore, which is a shame because he loves making Guillermo squirm. Not even the looming intimidates him anymore! He tries everything he can think of, until he finally manages to make Guillermo's heart go pitter-patter, even if his face is turning darker, not paler.

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    Nandor smirked, tilting his head. “Yes, my sweet Guillermo? Is something wrong?”

    Guillermo’s glare was amusingly ineffective, given his wrecked state. “No, Master,” he muttered, pushing out his bottom lip in a pout, and Nandor’s smirk widened.

    He was good at this science thing!

    ***

    Nandor comes up with a way to help Laszlo collect Guillermo's sweat. For science.

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    After "being turned into a vampire" Guillermo comes back to the house to show a certain vampire, but after one glance Nandor knows the truth and he couldn't help but rub it in.

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