10 Works in Myrtle the Pony (Hobbit Movies)

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    In which Dwarves and Hobbits seem to have nothing in common (but, as it happens, they do), Bilbo is frustrated with Thorin (this is not news to anyone), and Bofur is a good friend (and, slightly unwittingly, Bilbo's means to get revenge on Thorin).

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    A one shot in which Bilbo comes up with a traveling song, as hobbits are want to do.

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    Bilbo isn't at all sure adventure suits him. As Father said, adventures are ‘nasty, disturbing, uncomfortable things that make you late for dinner’. Yet he had agreed to accompany Thorin and his company, and Gandalf, on their adventure. He even signed a contract - to serve as their Burglar, of all things; a Burglar tasked with stealing the Dwarves' treasure back - from a dragon!

    Bilbo isn't at all sure he can succeed. He's rather sure he can't.

    Yet Gandalf chose him, and the Dwarves and Myrtle accepted him.

    There seems nothing to do but to make the best of things - even though Gandalf, the Dwarves, and Myrtle - even if most of them won't admit it - think he's not suited for his role.

    But that might not actually be what they all think.

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    Fili pointedly poked at what remained of his stew. ‘I don’t see the harm, Bilbo’s part of the Company now. What’s a few Khuzdul names to a halfling? Bifur speaks it all the time, after all.’

     

    Bilbo's named the ponies. Hobbit naming conventions turn out to be vastly different to that of dwarves.

    Part of a much bigger epic fixit I've been working on through the pandemic. Posting this lil snippet here in honour of this week's chat about Brego, Hasufel (RIP) and Jed's horse Seb. Shameless equine & Company fluff.

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    “For things are made to endure in the Shire, passing from one generation to the next.” – Fellowship of the Ring
    Hobbits are not what the others races believe. Crafted by the Valar and blessed with inherited magics called knacks, Hobbits have been ensuring the peace between the Free Peoples for a long time. No one else knows and Hobbits are content to keep it that way. However, years ago Shire life was disrupted by the marriage of Gerontius Took to Adamanta Chubb, originally known as the dragon Arradeth. Years later Bilbo Baggins is paying the price of being an odd hobbit, having inherited both Took and Baggins knacks along with his grandmother’s blood, and is the only one of her line to also have a dragon form. Now Gandalf the Grey is once again in need of a hobbit for an adventure and Bilbo must decide. Should he accompany the wizard and his group, face a dragon, and risk revealing Shire and family secrets? Or does he abandon his people’s sacred purpose and allow a stubborn king to send part of Middle Earth into war? Not to mention that if Bilbo does go he risks not only his life, but losing his dragon Heart to a band of suicidal dwarves. Either way, the choice of Bilbo Baggins may rule the fate of all Middle Earth.

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    Bilbo decides to join the Dwarves on their quest to regain Erebor after Gandalf's young apprentice makes a strong first impression. Life on the road is difficult but the friendship slowly grows into something more.

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    "Halfling" is considered an insult in the Shire. Of course, Big Folk (and dwarves) know far less than they think they do, so this fact eludes them. It especially eludes Thorin Oakenshield, so if Bilbo decides to use a Hobbit means of communicating his irritation, who can blame him?

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    In the year that Bilbo turned twenty-one, nine Hobbits, two Men, and a horse drowned in the Brandywine River. On the road toward Erebor, one dwarf nearly ups that count to thirteen.

    Fortunately for the Company, Bilbo is the fourteenth member to stave off such luck.

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    Gandalf had told him to let it rest, but Thorin wouldn't. The hobbit must be getting something out of this quest that he hasn't clued into yet.

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    Bilbo gets a pony-riding lesson.

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