12 Works in Mutant Karkat Vantas
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There Is Nothing You Can Do That I Have Not Already Done To Myself by grapessoda
Fandoms: Homestuck
16 Jan 2024
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basically Karkat crashes to earth to escape the empress and has to pretend to be human as he hides but ofc it can't be that easy and he gets into all kinds of situations along the way (I'm bad at summaries just read the fic)
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The Megido manor was a pretty thing, with stained glass windows that let the Alternian’s sunlight into the rooms below. It was situated on top of a high rise that looked down into the hives below. The way the light shone through the manor was one of the key features of the place, showcasing the warmbloods acceptance of the sun.
Karkat fucking hated it.
One shots or short stories of a hemospectrum shift au that reverses the order of the blood castes with the rust bloods on top and the fuchsia bloods on the bottom.
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How to Accurately Cosplay a Violetblood, by Karkat Ampora by NachrichtenDance (TopfSecret)
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Jun 2023
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Karkat Ampora, 30-sweep-old(!) mutant-seadweller, writes a concise, easy-to-understand guide on how to pass as a violetblood for aspiring cosplayers, FLARP-ers, and fellow trolls who are not interested in being outed or culled. Not convinced? He’s been surrounded by violet-blooded seadwellers from his extended stay in the Imperial Navy Preparatory Academy. He’s been the bodyguard of Her Virtuous Emancipator. And he survived!
(The author is not responsible for any danger, injury, dismemberment, or death resulting from following any, some, or all of the steps detailed in this guide, and/or failing any of them.)
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Non-canon Seapunkification story, written for 612 as a character exploration.
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- Part 2 of Non-Canon Seapunkification
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“Fashionably late, Mr. Ampora!” Recently-turned-nine-sweeps Eridan Vantas exclaimed with explosive pomp, slamming open the door to his respiteblock. "Welcome to the lair of the Chosen One!"
Karkat Ampora, predictably, groaned, teeth gritted as if it could stop the bright red blush invading his face. The hint of a wrinkle between his eyebrows deepened as he yelled: “I HAVE BEEN HERE BEFORE!”
(Karkat visits the hive of his future kismesis, Eridan, for the latter's wriggling day before they leave Alternia for good.)
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A Bloodswap AU one-shot. Set one week before A Sunrise Rendezvous. Please read the series notes for the full chronological order! (Originally posted 6-4-22, edited 25-7-22 and 6-2-24)
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- Part 7 of Seapunkification: A Bloodswap AU
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TO BE REWRITTEN // Abandoned by Eridan Vantas and his revolution, Aradia Peixes takes Karkat Ampora to a tryst in an undersea ruin. In Alternia. After they have both been exiled for the “crime” of adulthood.
Could this mean something?
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A Bloodswap AU one-shot. Please read the series notes for the full chronological and story order!
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- Part 5 of Seapunkification: A Bloodswap AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,695
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 14
- Hits:
- 154
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“Your name is ERIDAN VANTAS. And today, you have a TOP-SECRET MISSION to INFILTRATE THE IMPERIAL NAVY PREPARATORY ACADEMY.”
“Shut your facegash, Vantas,” your friend? Close acquaintance? Pitch crush? You settle on “newest Revolution recruit”, the perpetually irate KARKAT AMPORA, warns, a sharp – sharper – edge in his voice. “You do not need to narrate your actions out loud, for fuck's sake.”
(In which Eridan and Karkat sneak into the latter’s school at night to vantalize – I mean, vandalize – the giant mural of Orphaner Dualscar.)
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A Bloodswap AU oneshot. Prequel to the first 3 stories in the series, please check them out for extra context. (Originally posted 26-2-22, edited 3-8-22)
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- Part 4 of Seapunkification: A Bloodswap AU
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"What's your hatchname?" the prison guard asked.
A scoff escaped him. "Does it concern you?"
"Of course it does, kid!" The guard leaned on the taller slab meant to be Karkat's headrest - and winked. Fucking winked! If he wasn't chained, he would have decked them. "It's not every day you see an Ampora waiting for the culling block."
"Lucky you," Karkat said sarcastically, clenching his fists, "Congratu-fucking-lations."
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A Bloodswap AU one-shot. Prequel to The Princess' Imperial Decree, sequel to A Sunrise Rendezvous. (Originally posted 19-2-22, edited 3-8-22)
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- Part 3 of Seapunkification: A Bloodswap AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,085
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 19
- Hits:
- 197
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TO BE REWRITTEN. // In an abandoned pier, Karkat Ampora and Aradia Peixes wait for the Signless Revolution's starliner: the very ship that would whisk them away from their high-blood expectations and bring them freedom.
(Aradia also teases Karkat about his relationships, because that's what friends do.)
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A Bloodswap AU one-shot, prequel to The Heiress' Imperial Decree.
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- Part 2 of Seapunkification: A Bloodswap AU
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They were not supposed to go this way.
They - that is, Her Virtuous Emancipator, Aradia Peixes, and her royal bodyguard Karkat Ampora - were not supposed to be descending into the caves of Alternia's poorest regions far below the surface. They were supposed to be using public transport or her luxurious royal vehicle, staying in big cities or under the sea... not swerving a fucking podbike between lowblood slums and their inhabitants, dammit!
But it was Aradia's orders. Karkat couldn't defy her.
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A Bloodswap AU one-shot. (Originally posted 3-2-22, edited 31-7-22 and 10-4-23, formerly titled "The Princess' Imperial Decree.)
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- Part 1 of Seapunkification: A Bloodswap AU
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To Live a Normal Life? How challenging! by 09Pyros_09Hydros
Fandoms: Homestuck, Hiveswap
14 Aug 2020
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They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? Why were they hybrids now? What the hell was going on?
John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. They've become hybrids, combinations of each of their species, capable of switching species when it came to it. Rifts are appearing and they're mistaken as an alien species, which wasn't too far off the mark.
Dave says fuck it and makes everything harder for Earth and the hybrids find themselves making a hypothetical backstory for themselves as an alien species. Meanwhile, the actual aliens, the trolls of Beforus are flabbergasted by a similar but very different species to their own.
Her Benevolence just smiles and plays along with the lies.
Watch everyone scramble around to deal with the hot mess.
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- Part 3 of To Live Universe
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Homebrewing a Lifestyle for the Children of Monsters by PennamePersona
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Jun 2019
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“Dave, I’m an ectobiologically conceived clone made for a highly specific purpose that my creators refuse to disclose to me, and tonight I’m going to associate with people outside of the only three people in the world who seem to understand the reality of that situation,” You say. “And worse, I’m a lesbian about to play dungeons and dragons with a pretty girl. Of course I’m nervous.”
“Yeah, that sounds about right.” Dave says. “You wouldn’t be Rose Lalonde if you weren’t a fucking mess.”
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When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie That's Probably a Major Cause for Concern Oh God Do You Need Help? by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck
20 Sep 2015
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In a place like this, where to be happy at all you need to take a god damn drug, it's best for Dave to avoid any and all major social interactions.
Too bad he's now part of the social elite and that shit's not going for him anymore.
But hey, this troll has nice hips and he's not gonna complain about that.