20 Works in Mu Qing Swears (Tian Guan Ci Fu)

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    It all started when a mysterious box appears before the eyes of certain gods and ghosts, and everything erupts into chaos

     

    dicksandboobs: LOOK AT ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME HE XUAN ISNT A LITTERAL SNACK!
    whyhave1bitchwhen3: listen qingxuan I'm so sorry but I'm mainly focused on the absolute snack these idiotic three men are.
    singlemomwithajob: even I admit they're hot as hell

    Xie Lian choked on his spit as he stared with wide eyes at the screen. He doesn't think he would ever get used to A-Qing talking about the three of them like this . . .though he definitely doesn't want him to stop

     

    singlefather: here's a tip for u future mpreg dads
    PrettyGirl: WHAT!?
    JudgeJudybutAsian: would it really be mpreg for qingxuan since they can change their gentitals?
    PrettyGirl: WHAT IS THIS CONVO SOBBING RN
    singlefather: k fine, mpreg only for u since you're the mpreg king
    JudgeJudybutAsian: I'm going to stab you with my shoe

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    Feng Xin finds out something Mu Qing hoped to hide, and is determined to ask him about it.
    Mu Qing is angrier than he’s ever been, and Feng Xin’s into it.

    OR

    When you don’t know how to explain your gender to your hot angry rival, just drop your pants.

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    Heaven? No, that was unlikely. He was already a sceptic about its existence. If it truly did exist and he was welcome, he’d rather go down to hell just to save his face. Thankfully, that didn’t seem necessary because this was not Heaven.
    No matter what sick and twisted god was out there, it would take a new kind of evil to make sure Heaven greeted you with the worst harem protagonist of all time.
    Xie Lian was kneeling before him, bringing Mu Qing’s attention to the fact he was lying down on a bed. "Mu Qing,” he repeated, sounding worried. “Are you feeling alright now?”

    -

    After his miserable life was cut short in a car accident, Mu Qing wakes up to find himself in the body of an even more miserable side character in the worst danmei love triangle novel to ever curse the internet. Stuck as the third-wheel soon-to-be forgettable villain, he has to push through watching the Mary Sue protagonists flounder and flail in their sticky mess which he keeps ending up in the middle of, thanks to the novel's eventual endgame love interest...
    The bland, angry, stupid and absolutely infuriating Feng Xin.

    Mu Qing wishes the System had just let him die.

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    30/?
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    “Is everything alright, A-Qing?” Feng Xin asked, squeezing his waist to call for his attention.

    “Do you think we should stop this?”

    Feng Xin rose a bit to lean on his elbow, trying to peek at Mu Qing’s face. “Stop what?”

    “Us”. 

    ˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

    or how fengqing got together (and remain together) but with a focus on mu qings insecurities.

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    Objectively, turning down the invitation to her close friend's wedding was probably the best choice for everyone involved.

    There were too many things that made her sick to her stomach: knowing she could be spending time studying for med school, going back to the place she spent three weeks every summer at and knowing any nostalgia is replaced with bitterness, seeing the literal devil drooling over Xie Lian and doing anything her friend says, a crowd of people who were constantly dragging her into shenanigans, watching different couples suck face, being flirted with by the fucking flower boy, being forced into luxury dressing rooms, the overwhelming sense of guilt she feels at what has happened in the past and having to face it, forcing herself to not cry upon seeing her friend in a wedding dress (it was a beautiful dress in her defense!), and seeing the way Feng Xin had changed in different (and very [un]attractive) ways.

    Between whispered conversations underneath tables at restaurants, plans being made between beach chairs, hitting their former professor in the head with a ball when scheming on the golf course, and late nights laying on the sand staring up at the sky, the wedding was doomed.

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    Mu Qing an illegitimate child, forced into the violent world of palace politics, finds himself blamed for treason alongside his family. Asked to pay the price of crimes he did not commit. However a twist of fate grants him a second chance to live, setting him off on his mission to not fall victim again...

    That is until he is once again faced with his rival and nemesis Feng Xin, and the ever so lovely crown prince Xie Lian.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    "What an asshole," Feng Xin said in gritted teeth.

    "I know. I shouldn't have come here and wasted my time waiting for him to finish up—"

    Mu Qing's heart skipped a beat as Feng Xin leaned in close. "You deserve so much better than him. You're too pretty for that prick."

    Her breath was warm against Mu Qing's ear, but her voice sounded calm and soothing. Then Feng Xin's fingers brushed a strand of hair behind her ear and caressed her cheek with her rough thumb, something Mu Qing didn't expect from her. She wondered what Feng Xin does for a living.

    "And how about you waste your time with me, hmm?" Feng Xin proposed as she leaned her elbow against the counter. Her posture exuded an effortless grace. With her head resting gently on her hand, she seemed at ease, the subtle curve of her lips hinting at a secret amusement.

    "What?"

    "I can be a better boyfriend than him."

    For a moment, Mu Qing was speechless, her thoughts glitching in her mind.

    What did she say?

    Basically, Pei Ming brings his best friend, Mu Qing, to a club where Mu Qing meets Feng Xin.

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    inspired by a fengqing fanart i found on twitter (link in notes)

    Feng Xin has a match and as a good boyfriend Mu Qing joins to cheer for him (which he denies because Mu Qing doesn't scream and he complains about everything connected to the match)

    He also fights off girls who try to flirt with Feng Xin and defeats his honor by almost fighting a drunk dude who keeps on talking shit about Feng Xin

    honestly, it's mostly FengQing bickering and flirting because I simply love their dynamic

    (I'm bad at summaries, pls give it a chance if you feel like it)

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    Feng Xin and Mu Qing go out on a date that turns into something more!

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    “I strongly believe that you are the final member of a new division which we have been scouting members for years now,” Ling Wen declared. “This division shall consist of only the most talented, top agents in our organisation, and the group’s primary purpose is bringing criminals of the first degree to justice.”

    “M-Me?” Xie Lian repeated, almost unable to believe his own ears.

    “That is right,” Ling Wen confirmed, sapphire eyes twinkling.

    ***

    Xie Lian is an overworked psychology major attending university. Working odd-hour shifts and barely meeting deadlines, his life is basically chaos. However, after accidentally chancing upon secret spy operations one night, his entire life changes as he is recruited into a spy division along with three others--Feng Xin, Mu Qing, and [of course], Hua Cheng. Together, the four are sent on a mission to bring one of the most wanted criminals to justice. As the quartet grapples with red herrings and mounting conflict which threatens the fate of their mission, success seems like an increasingly bleak prospect. [In dramatic movie trailer voice] Will they succeed? We shall henceforth find out.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    12
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    1,410
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    Feng Xin gets hurt and Mu Qing angrily expresses his concern

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    1/1
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    10
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    1,209
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    yeha... i have no comments for this one

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    3
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    1,241
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    Upon moving to California, Mu Qing finds himself in an overpopulated school in which he has to share a locker with a complete stranger; a stranger with an inability to share his lockerspace.

    His jacket was warm, though.

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    1,382
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    Feng Xin likes taking pottery classes. Well, he likes taking them because of his instructor.

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    Mu Qing, Xie Lian and Feng Xin run a server on a chatting site with a bunch of friends, but Mu Qing has a hard time and he leaves the server.
    Xie Lian and Feng XIn are quick to act and listen to Mu Qing's problem, which is that he feels ignored.

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    Feng Xin get's woken up by some God forsaken idiot knocking on his door at 2am. On the other side of the door stands a soaking wet, out of breath Mu Qing, seeking comfort.

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    3
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    1,060
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    “You- you love me?”

     

    “Of course, how could I not? If it isn't believable ask me why I gave you my ribbon.”

     

    Mu Qing touches the Feng Xin ribbon that lies on his wrist and then looks at Feng Xin once more.

     

    “...What does it mean?” Mu Qing asks, hesitant.

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    What can he say? You spend 800 years around the same man, constantly in each other's presence, even if it is physical fighting, one gets used to the type of schedule. Mu Qing would never say he “relied” on Feng Xin's presence. Fuck no. Never. He will admit to being used to it, maybe even craving it while away from the other man. He refused to address it mentally, as well as emotionally, what that said about his subconscious feelings for his rival, and why bickering with someone almost exactly like him, brought him comfort, rather than annoyance. That is an issue for the Mu Qing hundreds of years in the future. Granted, he’s been saying that since their youth, but he’s a busy Martial god now! He has worshipers to worry about now! He doesn’t have time to worry about petty feelings that realistically should not even exist!

    He blames Feng Xin, if the man wasn’t so nice to look at, fun to argue with….or if his touch didn't make a bolt of electricity shoot through Mu Qing's spine (even if it IS just from them grappling or punching each other) THIS wouldn't be an issue. Curse you Feng Xin. Curse you.

    OR: Fu Yao & Nan Feng are both big dummies that don't know nor realize that the other is MQ / FX in disguise lol.

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    2,520
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    How to Get With the Hot Mean Guy: A Quick Guide by Feng Xin

    1. Stare at him. A lot.
    2. Insult him.
    3. Get punched by him.
    4. Offer up your goods and services, including your high spec laptop and all the ludicrously priced core texts you own for no reason.
    5. ???
    6. Live happily ever after.

    Language:
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    31
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    295
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    1,880

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