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    When Lavare and Evelyn end up on the nautiloid, kidnapped and inserted with tadpoles that will turn them into monsters, the pair of sisters go on a quest along with a ragtag party to try and save themselves from the grim fate. Everyone is a little weird, but they all need to work together to get through this mess. Between a wizard that might blow up, an elf who might eat the party, the cleric and fighter snipping at each other, a monster hunter and a woman who didn't end up a monster after all, things are not off to a great start. On top of all of that, a seemingly half-crazed tiefling who can't even remember who own name, do they have the odds to even make it through this journey?

    Lavare is enthusiastic enough to believe they can make it, but her older and more experienced sister doesn't feel the need to hand out trust to anyone just yet. Still, it's safer in a group than it is alone. It's going to be dangerous enough just getting to Baldur's Gate, when they actually reach it then it's really going to get messy.

    And the amnesiac Dark Urge, helped along by Karlach when it seems like no one else can believe in her, is terrified of her own place in the world and what it means when she starts to learn it.

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    The path Dmitri and Astarion take to the closest they can get to normalcy.

    Major spoilers for most of the game, but especially the origin quests for The Dark Urge and The Pale Elf.

    Contains references to Astarion’s backstory as it pertains to abuse, slavery, forced prostitution, and sexual assault and exploitation. Also contains references to excessive violence, mental illness, and severe mental instability present in The Dark Urge’s backstory. Violence, gore, and grievous bodily harm are NOT described in explicit detail. There are no explicit or violent depictions of self-harm; self-harm, in the form of skin-picking, is briefly mentioned as an unhealthy coping mechanism used by The Dark Urge.

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    It’s been four years since the final battle against the Absolute. Zhan and Halsin have carved out a comfortable life together with their community and adopted children. But when a stranger from Zhan’s past arrives with shocking news about one of their former companions, the pair are faced with a difficult choice. Will they continue their quiet life full of small joys together or will this call to adventure be their undoing?

    Split POV with flashbacks. Updates on Sundays and Wednesdays.

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    Nora Feyre was a middle-aged math teacher with a sketchy past, questions about her identity, and an unhealthy enjoyment of killing.

    Astarion was a vampire spawn who thirsted for blood, freedom, and revenge on his cruel master.

    When a Mindflayer ship kidnaps them and drops them into a fight for survival, neither wants to catch feelings for anyone, let alone for each other. Even long after these two idiots had already fallen in love, it takes all of Karlach's best efforts to keep them from fucking it up.

    A slow burn, canon-respectful but divergent retelling of the main plot of BG3. Emphasis on divergent.

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    Astarion and Gale meet at a club. It's a whirlwind romance that ends in a one night stand. Then Gale tries to go back to his old life and forget it ever happened.

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    Astarion learns two things only long after his Ascension: Gale Dekarios of Waterdeep may not be a god, but he is still a force of nature, and you cannot force someone to stay by your side, regardless of how much you love them.

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    Gale is a hopeless romantic, starting over in a new city after finally breaking free from a desperately unhealthy relationship with his mentor/boss and finding himself thusly unceremoniously booted from his esteemed position at Blackstaff University. Now taking up residence as the new science teacher in the local private high school, Wyrmwood Academy, Gale finds his spirits perked up once he meets one of his new colleagues, who seems a little too good to be true.

    Leah has always made the best of her circumstances and her life has finally become somewhat comfortable and predictable following a jarring revelation some years back. But when she meets Gale and his presence starts picking at all the loose threads carefully holding her happy façade together, Leah has to make a decision and fast. Hold true to the world she knows, or face something that might be more real than she could ever hoped to have.

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    Paranoia.

    That was the only word Astarion could use to describe this place. Who knew what was hiding in the crooked trees? Goblins? Cultist? Orin? Or even his former master finally come to reclaim him and make good on his threat to kill his favorite Bhaalspawn.

    Things were just getting more complicated, and more dangerous in these Shadowcursed lands.

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    Tav looked at the ground. The fleshy, spiny, blood-spattered - you know what, they were done examining the ground. The walls weren’t any better, though. They decided to focus on the empty hall space in front of them.

    They made it outside, and observed the view. They spoke aloud.

    “Ah, okay,” Tav said, nodding, like this all made perfect sense. Maybe the sooner they convinced themself, the sooner they could get to the end of this nightmare, and find themself back in their own bed. “So I'm in hell.”

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    Step 1. Take a character who is not into any of the parts of a vampiric romance
    Step 2. Cast that character in a vampiric romance
    Step 3. ???
    Step 4. Not profit. It’s fanfiction. Get kudos, maybe.

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    Ophelia is just trying to make it through the day in one piece. Managing to broker peace between Gortash and her friends hadn't been easy, but she had managed. Unfortunately, she also managed to fall in love with him.

    Now, the Dark Urge Lilith, once thought to be dead, has returned to reclaim her life. The only problem is that someone has already stepped in to clean up the mess she left behind.

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    “Well, clearly River is clearly too hot and bothered for a plan. What about you, darling? Are you too hot and bothered for a plan?” Astarion gives him a look that is far too teasing for the circumstance.

    “Of course I’m hot, Astarion. We’re standing in the middle of an ancient forge and a wizard’s robes are not the most forgiv-” Gale senses danger and the weave closes in around him, knocking an arrow out of the air before it can connect with his torso. “Right. Uh, Wyll go with River and the girls. I’m sure they could use air support. Astarion and I will clean up the ones who took a tumble and we’ll rejoin you all after.” Wyll nods and flies off in the direction of the brawl, an Eldritch Blast already forming at his fingertips. Gale turns to Astarion, “Acceptable plan?”

    “Revenge is always acceptable, darling,” his eyes are bright and he grins with all his teeth. If Gale were capable of melting anymore than he already had in this heat, he would be a puddle on the ground. “Let’s go have some fun.”

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    In the heat of Grymforge, Gale learns the consequences of splitting the party.

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    Astarion smirks. "No worries, I will gladly accept your praise.”

    “Please do,” Gale says. “I fear an excess of praise has only ever led me to ruin.”

    Astarion can’t help himself. “And what if I’d like to ruin you?”

    He is close enough that he can sense Gale’s heart beat faster. Gale gives him another admonishing look, but there’s a smile pulling at his lips. “Then you’ll have to try harder than that,” he says.

    Astarion fears that if he still had a functioning heart, it would beat faster, too.

    Or, Astarion and Gale attend Lord Gortash's coronation masquerade together. Platonically. As allies. Yes, it's a decadent ball full of masked strangers malevolent and benign; yes, Astarion has spent tendays summoning all of his willpower to resist the urge to make out with Gale in the middle of the Elfsong. Never mind all that. Everything is going to be fine.

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    Half a year after the Netherbrain is defeated, Gale has a problem that only Astarion can help with. The wizard has miraculously met just the right woman for him, but after decades of purely non-corporeal delights he's rubbish in bed, and desperately needs Astarion's expertise to save his new relationship.
    From where Astarion stands, the plan has no downsides: there's no way giving sex lessons to his kind, generous, inventive, and very attractive friend can lead to the vampire catching feelings.

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    Feyre Aravilar is an High Elf who has spent her entire life in the Upper City within the Baldur's Gate. She grew up in an environment of persuasion, manipulation, and dirty noble games. From an early age, she was taught that the world is a grey place, and that no matter how good you try to be to others, you are only as good as your coin. When she decides to run away from home, she is kidnapped by Mind Flayers. From then on, she is forced to travel with a bunch of complete lunatics, whom she surprisingly begins to sincerely respect... Except for one villain, a cynical Pale Elf who tries his best to bribe everyone with his charm and even sharper fangs. Oh, if only Astarion knew that Feyre doesn't just have a few of the more powerful Boom spells, and can manipulate people almost as well as he can.

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    Jenevelle didn’t know what to expect when she took her sort-of-nephew Pluck to his soccer practice. She didn’t know the game, or the players, or the types of people she might encounter. All she knew was that his parents, Karlach and Wyll, were desperate for her help. She thought she was ready for anything but she never could have anticipated Pluck’s stern and mysterious coach, hugged in cute little shorts. Suddenly, soccer was a lot more interesting to Jen, and she began a game of her own.

    Her only goal? Score with Lae’zel.

    She certainly never expected that, in the process, they’d both find everything they’d ever wanted.

    Shadowheart's POV is by realdustybones and Lae'zel's by capriclonus!

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    On to the Shadow-Cursed Lands, the beginning of the end.

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    Contrary to popular belief, fiends are capable of falling in love. Except for an incubus such a predicament akin to a death sentence, as they lose their ability to feed on anyone but the object of their affections, and only if the feeling is returned.
    Raphael, meanwhile, has no time for trivial things like love. Defeated and humiliated in his own home, as powerless now as a lowest of imps, he must find a way to return to his former standing with the Hells and his father.
    A plan of how to do it comes from an old client: a tiefling child eager to become a Warlock.

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    Several months had passed since Gale’s marriage to Mystra ended, and the idea of diving back into the dating world held little appeal. After a series of disastrous first dates arranged by well-meaning friends, Gale reluctantly agreed to try out a new dating app, only to discover it was more geared toward casual hook-ups than finding a meaningful relationship.

    Despite his initial reservations, Gale spent an evening testing the app, scrolling through profiles until he paused on one that caught his eye—a stunning, pale elf with the username Starlight69. On impulse, he marked the profile as a favourite and decided to call it a night. But just as he was about to put his phone away, a message from Starlight69 appeared on his screen…

    Starlight69: Hello, darling~ 😈

    Without hesitation, Astarion attached a rather flattering photo of himself—nude, of course.

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    The journey of my original Character Reibai Seishin through Faerûn
    Reibai Seishin is someone who could see things that shouldn’t exist since he was a young boy. He can casually talk to dead people as easily as with the living. His connection to the ghostly plane is something that has troubled him greatly. Putting him into danger again and again. And now there is a different threat yet to behold...

    Note: this character is not native to Faerûn, so everything is very new to him.

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    It's been five years since Eddard Stark's bastard son fled Winterfell. It's been five years since the Stark family suffered an irreparable loss. Five years later, the future Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate receives a letter from someone from his past and, for old times' sake, decides to return home for his brother's birthday.
    'After all,' Jon Greatwolf mused, 'what could possibly go wrong?'
    Do you think?

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