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It's Christmas Eve and spirits have been given a task: Save Greg Davies' Immortal Soul. Your time starts now.
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Coming Home by rustyjaybird
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast)
11 Dec 2024
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In the aftermath of their disastrous trip to the park, Greg returns home with his three boys to deal with the ramifications of Ed's breakdown. But taking care of an exhausted, hurt, and traumatised little is far easier said than done.
Calling Mike feels like a good first step.
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Alex winced and scratched the side of his head. “I was, erm, sleeping?” he offered, although not very convincingly.
Needless to say, Greg didn’t look convinced. “Were you?” he asked flatly, clearly already well aware of the answer.
“No, Captain.” Alex said, and if his ears hadn’t already been blistered red by the wind, they’d be flushing. “I was playing a game with Mr Key and Mr Watson.”
Greg barked a laugh and shook his head. “Christ,” he sighed. “I should have you flogged for that.”
“Yes, Captain.”
Greg tried and failed to give him a disapproving look. “Try not to sound so excited about the prospect.”
Alex grinned. “Yes, Captain.”
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- Part 61 of Taskmaster Collection
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Alex and Greg are not just colleagues but also best friends who share a unique bond as comedians. Known for their playful antics—flirting, kissing, and teasing fanfiction—these two have always enjoyed pushing the boundaries of their friendship. However, when their lighthearted jokes turn into genuine feelings, they find themselves navigating a complex new dynamic. As they grapple with the prospect of falling in love, they must also contend with the pressures of their public personas and the expectations of their fans. With humour as their shield and secrecy as their new reality, Alex and Greg embark on a heartwarming journey filled with laughter, self-discovery, and the struggle to protect their relationship from the prying eyes of the world. Will they be able to reconcile their love with the demands of their careers, or will the weight of their secret prove too heavy to bear?
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- Part 1 of Taskhusbands
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- Part 76 of TM
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Although they're from different series of the show, Mike Wozniak and Mark Watson somehow get called in to do an unexpected task together.
Alex Horn(y) is into voyeurism - (as if we didn't already know that!)
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There are consequences when Greg confesses his unrequited love for Alex.
Alex fired Greg from Taskmaster after his confession, and now they meet several years later as guests on a late night American talk show
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Greg cheers Alex on during his Charity Football Match while NIsh teases them relentlessly
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- Part 14 of One Shots & Shorts
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- English
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- 3,151
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
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It Was All a Bit Grey (Before I Met You) by TheNaturalFriends
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
19 Jul 2024
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Greg is feeling tired and worn out because he's in a bit of a rut.
Sam is feeling tired and worn out because he's living off of four hours of sleep and cold cereal.Over the filming of series 16 and beyond, they fall in love and take care of each other.
Also there is sex.
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Rules Don't Stop Us (BOOK TWO) by Pinkpoison
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, The Horne Section TV Show (TV)
10 Jul 2024
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In the poignant sequel to 'Dancing With Our Hands Tied', we rejoin Alex and Greg as they grapple with the challenges and triumphs of their relationship now thrust into the public spotlight. As they navigate the complexities of fame and scrutiny, the couple embarks on a journey of self-discovery, delving deeper into the intimate aspects of their lives together. With each revelation, they confront their fears and vulnerabilities, all while exploring what it truly means to love and be loved in a world that watches their every move. As they face external pressures and personal doubts, Alex and Greg must determine the next steps in their evolving relationship, ultimately asking themselves: can love flourish amidst the chaos, and what sacrifices are they willing to make for the sake of their bond? This heartfelt story captures the essence of love, growth, and the courage it takes to embrace both the beautiful and challenging moments that come with being together.
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- Part 2 of Taskhusbands
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A Hades/Persephone story, in which Greg is Hades and Alex is Persephone. And pomegranates are pineapples.
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- Part 17 of TM
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Greg shifted so that his arm was around Alex’s shoulders. “Are you ready for this?” he asked, his voice low, for Alex’s ears only.
“Ready as I’ll ever be,” Alex said, glancing up at him. “Are you?”
Greg grimaced, then laughed. “Five of my favourite people back as contestants?” he said, rubbing his chin with his free hand. “I suspect the chaos levels will be off the charts.”
“You’re not wrong,” Alex murmured.
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- Part 13 of Taskmaster Collection
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Dinner in Bondage (Dan Goes to Boomtown) by Speteyman19
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Man Down (TV), Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
06 Jan 2024
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What happens when Dan and Brian go to Wales with a tray of veggies? They meet some unexpected companions at dinner one night, and give a whole new meaning to the word Boomtown. Cardiff won't be the only thing to explode that night.
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Ah, a jingle-bell cock ring. by unquietspirit
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
23 Dec 2023
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The loft is fully bedecked for the annual Christmas party.
(December 2023)
(Like most fics in the Obvious’verse series, this can be read as a standalone!)
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- Part 14 of The Obvious’verse
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Little dumb fic about two teachers falling in love eccept they are actually british comedians Alex Horne and Greg Davies.
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I have a family, what the fuck is this.
Basically, Greg wants to video his favourite nervous wrecks going at it, and I included Mike Wozniak because he’s just polite to a fault and seems like he is filled with an existential worry that rivals Julian Barrett.
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Kingslayer (Tell Me, Are You Gonna Bark or Bite?) by IsAHorseASomeone (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
17 Jun 2023
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A dangerous god, hell-bent on control, chaos and manipulation, the Taskmaster has been sealed away with powerful magic for several centuries. Few knew of Him, and even fewer were prepared for His return.
But, thanks to one Alex Horne, He has broken free.
And now? His one goal is to force the contestants of His random selection to suffer through His cruel and possibly deadly tasks in order to win their group's chance at survival- all while trying to keep themselves together as groups in the first place.
Can they find a way for everyone to survive and make it out of this hell, to seal Him away for good? Or who will meet their demise under the cruel watch of the Taskmaster?
[A Taskmaster fantasy/magic AU with survival horror elements and fantasy species.]
[Title taken from "Kingslayer" - "Bring Me The Horizon".] -
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Greg stares at the dark-rimmed glasses sitting in the metal drawer and wonders, not for the first time, what the other him thinks he leaves behind before starting each day. Wedding ring? The keys to some house out on a country lane? A phone, the background image a few kids roughhousing with some mutt of a terrier while he and a faceless partner watch on behind them, sated and merry on that precious sort of ordinary happiness? Maybe other him thinks he doesn’t leave anything behind at all.
Greg puts his phone into the locker. It doesn’t matter what other him thinks might be in the drawer. Other him doesn’t even know it’s December. Other him might not even know what December is at all.
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The Perils of Timothy Key by MadameQuagmire
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
05 Oct 2022
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Tim finds himself befriended by a visiting artist with a thing for poetry and birds.
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- Part 3 of Taskmarkets Trilogy
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Working (and ravishing) from home by dyspraxiclou
Fandoms: Three Bean Salad (Podcast), British Comedy RPF, Emmerdale
20 Sep 2022
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More of Mike Wozniak being cute with my autistic OC, Jason.
They discuss their dynamic and work from home together and watch emmerdale and fuck and cuddle, literally all the stuff I fantasise about doing with that moustached hunk!
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- English
- Words:
- 4,471
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 239