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    Doctor Who × Monty Python

    是这样的,我在写下这个故事的时候刚刚喜欢上Monty Python仅三个星期,对于这个组合当中任何人的描绘,均来自于我对他们演出风格的印象和维基百科的叙述。毕竟我还没有时间阅读他们的游记、日记和自传,光Michael Palin一个人就写了这么多呢。
    不过说到底,这只是一篇Doctor Who世界观下的同人文,和现实多多少少有点不同也是很正常的,对吧。

    这个故事关于John Cleese和Graham Chapman的一个玩笑,以及Michael Palin的终极梦想。当然,还有我自己。

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    “I like it. Who did you have in mind to play it ?”
    Graham's grin widens.
    “For the policeman, obviously you. You've got a knack for authority figures. For the passerby, I thought Michael would do nicely.”
    And there goes the explanation. Never mind that the casting is perfectly suited- John has got the sudden impression he has been doused with cold water.

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    写这个只能说明我是个神经病,我想水煎Jonesy🥺

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    反乌托邦AU,Eric Idle性转√
    大家都很坏,跟Monty Python完全无关,仅仅是我借用他们的外形、名字和一部分角色特点创作的小说。
    所有人都是30多岁,请勿代入任何老年形象。

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of good humour, must be in want of a social life. That couldn’t be truer for the male denizens of Wainscoting in the shire of Durham, whose anguished hearts longed for companionship. The Python Gentlemen's Club’s obsession with intimacy was partly to secure a fortune, but mainly because they couldn’t stand each other’s presence. All handsome yet slightly deranged, the village’s women were told to stay far away from the loonies, for their sake and their family name, though most ignored their parents’ warnings as a man with good humour is an irresistible one. They occupied a singular abode, a once-neglected cottage, pleasantly hidden among the large oaks, with each of the six gentlemen ardently aspiring to the honourable state of matrimony…

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    The Colonel finally decides that enough is enough. He’s finally going to go to therapy. At therapy, he meets a host of other Monty Python characters.

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    Choosing to stand just outside the door isn’t really prying, is it? Graham can restuff his pipe, pat his pockets for his matches, do all the things one might when passing a few minutes between the bore of readthroughs. If he happens to overhear Michael and Terry’s discussion in the meantime, well.

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    He was a proud man, someone who didn’t revel in glory or require high praise, despite being the leader of a Roman army. All he ever desired was respect and gratitude from his men, decent pay and a good meal once a day. But as he stood there in front of his Governor, being invited into one the most sacred parts of his private quarters, to wash with him in the same water, to share an intimacy no one else had ever shared with him before… it stirred an animal within Claye he hadn’t ever known to exist until now.

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    MacNaughton Boarding School had been considered infamous for decades but with the arrival of new teacher, Mr Chapman, the establishment soon reveals itself to be far more chaotic than myth proclaimed.
    Full of friendship, rivalry, love and loss, the class of 1969 have got one heck of a year ahead of them...

    (Quick note: Eileen Gibbet is the fictional counterpart of Helen Gibbins, who sadly passed away in early May, 2023. I've renamed her out of respect)

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    Graham daydreams on a summer's afternoon.

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    Michael found him some thirty minutes ago and plopped down too-close beside him on the sofa, his drink spilling over just a little onto John's trousers (not that John would dream of objecting when Mike's giddiness was, as always, contagious enough to overshadow whatever irritation John may feel toward, quite literally, anyone else). And they've remained too-close, the two of them, chatting with the surrounding guests as though John's heart hasn't been pounding in his ears ever since.


    John pines for Michael. Graham notices.

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    Graham has wanted Mike for a very long time and when he finally gets his chance things don't go quite as he expected. Takes place alternately during the filming of Holy Grail and Life of Brian.

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    Life takes an interesting turn when a certain comedian turned cowardly knight takes an interest in you.

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    “Take care of me, be gentle. Tell me how pretty I am or run your fingers through my hair. Please. Just like how you would any other girl, treat me no different.”

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    “You should watch it,” John mumbled. He’d folded his arms since Michael last looked. “I wouldn’t let the others get away with talking to me like that.”

    Michael patted the inside of John’s leg, pulled it straighter, and said with a smile, “Aren’t I lucky?”

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    Michael could go from silly walks suit to full camp judge in just under two minutes. Incredible. And lucky, because they’d have a few minutes more than that between sketches to change, so Michael could spend the remainder helping Eric if needed.

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    John kissed harder when he thought there was a possibility they’d get caught.

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    John dragged his tongue along the taut muscle of Mike’s neck, all the way up to his ear.

    “I’ve always wanted to take a bite out of you.”

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    “I heard the strangest thing the other day,” John said. “Apparently if you piss on a jellyfish sting it stops the pain immediately.”

    They all looked to Graham then, who shrugged. “Don’t ask me.”

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    Dumping a load of Python moodboards and aesthetics that I have made over the last few years! Each moodboard is in its own chapter and some have been inspired by fics which are linked in the individual chapters. I may keep adding as I make more...!

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