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    Post-Episode 8 shenanigans that I wrote because I felt that the ending to the show was rushed and that it had too many unexplored ideas within its setting. Since, I'm the one who has to write this, I'm gonna go snort some crack, smoke a joint and then make everything in the Murder Drones universe just a little bit worse. How could it get much worse, you may ask? By throwing the whole thing into the bloody crack fueled meat grinder that is Warhammer 40k. Not even I know as to what depths of insanity and absurdity the story will sink to. All I know is that there will be a fuck ton of graphic violence and chainswords.

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    How did it all go so wrong?
    J tries to remember.

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    Uzi, N, V, Thad, Tessa, Cyn, Lizzy, J, and Doll all have a group chat. Havoc (hell) follows.

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    Tessa, N, and Uzi play Monopoly, Uno, and DTI. Cyn is also there for DTI. But not near my baby.

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    N J V and Cyn used to be very close friends. N’s sister; Cyn, who eventually grew sick of an unknown illness until one day she disappeared. A day after Cyn disappeared they found a program which had for a short period of time taken control of their actions while them still being conscious. The program made them need to make these atrocities for survival. J, V and N eventually freed themselves from the period of flesh-craving. Though, It still wanted hosts.

    It offered a payment for them to keep doing these “missions” to improve their lives; which J and V refused to. But N did not; he wished to live happy with his friends leading to him meeting the drone who would finally help them all to escape the seemingly-never-ending cycle of self-destruction.

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    Uzi is a scene kid and N is, well, N. N, V, J and V are the ‘new kids’ (not really new but they were pulled out a while ago for homeschooling). V and J immediately fit right back where they were before but N? He can’t find ANYONE he recognizes. While walking to school though, he sees Uzi. V and J tell him not to talk to ‘that purple thing’ under ANY circumstances. He listens…….. for now.

     

    So uh… Incase it wasn’t obvious, this is still based off of CO’09 buuut its also a vent fic ig?

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    Uzma Nicole Doorman is a sickly child

    Uzma is also willing to fight tooth and nail to live her life to the fullest

    She's...normal. As normal as an angsty emo teen can be, atleast

    That is, until one day, she spots teens playing in the water

    She asks to join them

    ...They're fucking mermaids

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    I have lost all sanity and decided to make a mermaid AU

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    N, a were-golden retriever, meets a plethora of monster girls while trying to survive his café job. Of course, they’re all insanely attractive, but he finds himself unable to date just one.

    Cyn loves working for her mistress Tessa, but she wants more. She wants to know what a real relationship is, but she tells herself she’ll settle for being practice.

    V has a secret she’d rather die over: she’s obsessed with her classmate. However, there’s a cute guy she finds herself wanting to get to know more about.

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    J has one goal in mind, to “fix” our Lovable N, turn him into an efficient, proper Disassembly Drone, like her and V, with the guiding hand of the Revised JCJenson Handbook, not if, but how long will N’s resolve last against her constant hazings, punishment, and emotional torture for him to finally break down and “reform” into something he was made to become?

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    V has a dirty little secret: she’s in love with her best friend N….who’s dating Uzi. Of course, she has other friends, but none invoke the fiercely protective response that N does.

    Her second second: she’s sleeping with several other students at Copper High. Sure, she gets paid for her time, but she still feels like something’s not right.

    Maybe love is closer than she thinks. Maybe it’s with the last person she expects.

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    Uzma "Uzi" Doorman is your normal college woman- independent (living with her dad), fearless (scared of bugs) and, most importantly, NOT dating anyone...well, kinda-sorta

    See, there's this boy in her courses- Norman Absolute. Platinum Blond hair, Broody green eyes, a lack of facial hair, casual style clothes- a normal guy, as it seems on the outside. Somebody that you could look at and say- "Hey, He's a catch!"

    And, on top of all that, he's a great sibling with a great, big family, comes from a whole 'nother country, and is her class partner

    And Uzi Absolutely, one hundred and one percent, does not have a crush on him!

     


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    A Human!AU and College!AU, all mixed into one!

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    J is beyond pissed that Cyn stole Tessa’s body. That was J’s girlfriend, not Cyn’s. Reminiscing on old times, J decides to give Cyn a more forceful punishment.

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    dealing with memories is hard. and intrusive thoughts about rape are harder. better cyn/tessa in a ventfic than someone irl, right?

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    What if N wasn't a Worker or Disassembly drone at all but a very rare, very expensive breeding drone, that can get pregnant, incubate a unborn human fetus or drone for 9 months, then give birth to the baby, though due to breeding drones being very very rare they are bought by the rich and abused and used so much that they are seen as objects and nothing more, N doesn't want that, he doesn't want to be just an object to be used around, he wants to be his own drone, thankfully Tessa helps him escape with J who keeps him locked up in a cabin to 'protect' him, abusing him, until finally he escapes into the blizzard, where will he find himself now, a new prison, or a place where he can finally call home

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    Suzy Durand has had plenty of odd jobs in the grungy city she calls home, but the oddest one by far comes when she meets Nate Scrap, a teenage assassin who isn’t exactly good at being one. Born and raised in the business, he’s curious about how the commonfolk live, which leads the two on a journey to take out the very leader of the organization Nate works for.

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    I made twenty-three Disassembly Drones for my story ‘The Ballad of Serial Designation K,’ so here they all are.

    V, N, and J are still here because I didn’t want to change too much of the general story.

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    There were twenty-six Disassembly Drones: bow, there are three. Here are glimpses into their lives, into what could have been.

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    Lady Cynthia Elliot had a normal life, at least, for someone of her status. However, that would all change when her father was found dead of a heart attack. From that moment on, she would no longer be considered the youngest of the Elliot daughters.

    What she couldn’t have expected was that she’d meet someone who’d change her life again. Hopefully, it’ll be for the better.

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    Tessa boots up N, who becomes her first ever repaired drone. From then on, she slowly helps more, and he even develops a romance with one of them.

    All that will change when she brings another home. Oh, the innocence and horror…..

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    Uzi begins her 13th day working at the Elliott Manor by hiding away from everyone and everybody in the library. By the end of the day, she had met some of her fellow workers, and maybe makes some friends upon Tessa's request. But all she knows is that she hates the insufferable worker drone J, but soon that is about to change.

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