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    "He shouldn’t have been there. He should have gone back to bed, instead of bothering David because of some stupid cramps. It didn’t matter that it hurt like a bitch, and David told him to come to him with anything, especially pain. What if he was lying?"

    OR: Max gets his period in the middle of the night. Sad face.

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    Max is walking through the rain to David's house. He's wet.

     

    or, Max gets a warm meal, a documentary, and a POUNDING.

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    Oh god, maybe he should have let the bear eat him, “No, but with all due respect-” which was admittedly some, but draining by the second, “I shouldn’t be talking to randos in the forest.”

    “I don’t have to be?” he offered, “I’d appreciate it if you gave me your name.”

    Call it oppositional defiant disorder, call it spite, call it whatever the fuck, but Max had never had a stronger gut feeling to spit in someone’s eyes for asking that.
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    In which David is really fucking bad at being a fae but the task fails successfully because Max feels safer with him than at home

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    Max hadn’t seen it straight away, primarily because of what a snivelling, pathetic loser he was, but David clearly wasn’t human. It was embarrassingly obvious now that he stopped to think about it. After all, Max had watched David get hit by a bus on multiple occasions, only to walk away without so much as a scratch. He’d seen David get stabbed through the fucking hand (and yes, okay, he’d cried like a baby), but the next day he seemed good as new and as annoying as ever. That shit wasn’t normal.

    - Max sets out to prove David isn't human.

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    When David returns to camp to discover nobody missed him, he just needs a minute. Fortunately, Max has never been one to respect boundaries. Set after The Forest.

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    David wakes up in the middle of the night to find an unexpected guest rooting through his kitchen cupboards...

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    Max had fallen. Max was hurt. So why was it David who was freaking out? Max was a little kid, and his cuts and bruises were nasty, nasty enough that David would be struggling to keep his composure if it were him. Yet Max was straight-faced, not a tear in sight. He’d always been brave, sure, but this was next level. This was like he was used to being hurt. Like this was nothing new.

    That thought terrified David.

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    Max is cold and waiting for his parents, David went inside to make a few phone calls and decides Max is gonna come home with him.

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    You’d booked a job as a summer camp counselor, something you’d been wanting do since you were a kid. Finally you managed to snag the job when one of the counselors quit to pursue other career paths.

    Now, you never expected it to be easy, but combined with the butterflies you’re getting over your perky coworker, the chaos that is the job itself, and a psychotic cult leader, you’ve got your work cut out for you.

    You definitely didn’t expect to be working with someone as cheery (not to mention pretty) as David, but who’s complaining?

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    After a run in with Dr Eggman causes an anomaly involving the Chaos Emeralds, all of them are thrown into different universes. Can any of them find their way around/back before Eggman takes advantage of the situation?

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    On New-Year's day, Max is attacked and left blind. He thought life with his parents was shit before, but now, when he's forced to depend on those around him, he realizes that there's no-one who'll help him except himself. He must learn to be independent, to function on his own and finds that relying on himself comes naturally. Still, he's only a child, and without anyone to trust he's left fearful and angry at the world around him. But then he sees the only light he'll ever see again. He has one opportunity to get away from it all, from his damnable parents and the life they inflict on him. That damned camp he cursed so much, and it's most loyal councilor, are his only hope. The question is, will he be able to get there, or will life kill him first?

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    ‘Well, it’s nice to see you being so passionate about something, even if it is senseless violence.’

    ‘It’s Plants vs. Zombies, David. It’s about as violent as a wet sock.’

    ‘I just get so sad when the zombies eat the walnuts,’ whined David, his eyes glittering with the beginnings of tears. ‘They look so hurt and upset!’

    ‘Oh, God, this game is gonna turn you into one of those ultra-vegan freaks that only eat fruit that falls off the tree, isn’t it?’ Max stood up in his seat so that he was towering over David and poked a finger forcefully into his chest. ‘Suck it up, camp man. It’s either the walnuts or the entire garden. You gotta sacrifice the few to save the many.’

    David huffed and crossed his arms. ‘I don’t believe that’s true at all. Everyone deserves to be saved.’

    Max snorted in disbelief, plopping back into his seat and pulling his cup up to his face. He stared into the murky black liquid. ‘Not everyone can be,’ he muttered, taking a sip and feeling the bitter flavour coat his tongue.

    There’s a lengthy silence before David speaks again and Max can feel his jade eyes carefully considering him.

    ‘Maybe not, but that doesn’t mean it’s not worth trying.’

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    There is a bee. In the bathroom.

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    In a world where magic existed, it also housed creatures of no origin. They are a mix between animal and human, being able to switch between the two. Only 9% of the entire human population had this strange 'mutation', making them harder to find among the crowd. Mostly because they are taught to hide from the world. Many of them, though, embrace their animal counterpart. So much so that parents send off their kids so they could be taught to control their abilities. And Max was one of the 'lucky' ones to be born with this. Woop-de-fucking-do.

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    It’s Saturday morning when David asks you to come to the grocery store with him. You are eating breakfast, pancakes drenched in syrup. They are fluffy and the size of your whole plate, but burnt around the edges.

    You try to put as much acidity in your voice as possible even though it’s only a few words. It comes out a touch more defensive than you want it to. “Why the fuck would I do that?”

    “To go shopping!” He says. “I know you’ve just been eating whatever I make, but I want you to be able to have what you want. This is your home, and therefore your meals, and therefore your snacks, and therefore -” He pauses, as if for dramatic effect. “- Your trip to the grocery store!”

    Irritation pricks at you, small and pointed in your chest. Predictable. You want to roll your eyes. You want to crawl back upstairs and climb into bed, and sleep until you rot. But you’re dying for a cup of hot coffee, and his cabinets are offensively bare in that department. You stay put. At least you could get some benefit out of this.

     

    Max goes shopping to look for instant coffee, and runs into an old friend. Things could have gone worse.

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    Max struggles to convince David that Daniel is a cult leader and he's running out of time as one by one his friends are being purified. If only he'd tried a little harder... Maybe they wouldn't be in this mess...

    (AKA Max looks away for one second and David drinks the poisoned Kool-Aid, not realising that- well it's poisoned. Whoops!)

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    What if Max didn't immediately notice Daniels disguise in Torso Takers? What if Daniel waited a bit more before hatching his cultist scheme?

    (AKA, I just wanna make that episode a bit more angstyyyyyy, sorry Daviddd)

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    hey hey hey!! I don’t entirely have an amazing summary for this yet but I will soon!! Certain parts of this fic are inspired by Bridges Cross by wallashoom!! Pls go check it out it’s super good :]]] really only the highschool thing and the first chapter or two are inspired by them but I thought i’d give credit to that anyway uh- yeah

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    Max had been going to Camp Campbell every year since he was five. When he was ten, he met his best friends there. Now, at age eleven, some more new kids are coming along.

    A ton of kids in a little town called South Park got signed up for summer camp at a place called “Camp Campbell” by their parents, and they had no idea what they were about to get into.

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    "Are you saying you do not appreciate the pure splendor, which is theatre?" Preston's on his feet already, voice swelling with pure disbelief.

    Max just shrugs, "It's just a buncha old people flouncing around on stage. Never been my thing"

    "This will not do. No, no, not at all! This must be rectified"

    Or; Preston teaches Max about the joys of theatre.

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