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Meulin leijon finds her love for children. She sees kids almost like animals- like how when you see a kitten and you're overloaded with cuteness and almost wanna crush it? It's like that except instead of crushing, she rapes them with her fat girl cock.
For a friend.
Based on the fact Meulin canonically shipped the kids like a creepy weirdo.Future chapters coming soon.
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Rose convinces Dave to travel back to her wedding and realize a lurid fantasy of hers. After all, is it really rape if a future version of yourself is there and enthusiastically consenting?
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Everyone is goin to a Halloween party at Kanaya and Rose’s but at the same time Karkat has something he wants, and Dave is oblivious. Hopefully the night is fantastic because gosh it’s nice that everyone’s here to see it, even Jade is in town, and June brought her girlfriends. (A mostly fluff fic, pretty dialog heavy)
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Kanaya is fed up with Rose taking after her own mother's drinking habits - and Rose decides she's had enough of Kanaya's 'bugging' and lashes out at her, which causes Kanaya to up and get away from this mess. Jade, hearing about the news, comes back to visit with her old friend and try to help.
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Karkat really can't fucking do this today.
Can't the Universe give him one fucking break from the constant reminder that he's a mutant and can't have nice things?
Well That's not today because first of all He just found out his freakish body is somehow pregnant
and second of all the only poor sap that could possibly be the seed-giver of this wiggler is non-other than his best friend
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Hunter whittebane noceda clawthorne blight porter park gets trolled by SpaceMeow
Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon), Homestuck
15 May 2023
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Hunter turned Rose into a chicken during one of his missions and kanaya will not let that slide
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Dave tries Calliope's lollipop juju at a wedding and then just starts saying shit, which is insane because he already just says shit normally. Karkat takes him home and has to listen to his awesome freudian-slip-up level slip ups but theyre not freudian they're just cringe.
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An awry spell turns Rose into a dildo. Written to fill the prompt "rose as a cock".
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- Part 91 of fail_fandomanon Fills
- Part 9 of TOH Crossovers
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Jenny has fun on her universal tour. Written to fill the prompt "consentacles".
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- Part 70 of fail_fandomanon Fills
- Part 7 of Doctor Who Crossovers
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Childhood like wonder mixed with sex is probably never a good idea by Ectosexologist
Fandoms: Homestuck
02 Sep 2022
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In which Dave and John get high as fuck during a wedding and seduce the shut in loser named Karkat
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Just a domestic moment in the Egbert-Lalonde-Maryam household.
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Thirteen years has helped with the painful memories.
But so has the therapy; Lots and lots of therapy.A short train of thoughts fic for 4/13/22
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What if Kanaya made Rose her pet bitch?
Public lesbian sex and stuff. Don't even think to say this wouldn't happen because I'm ALLLLLLLL sure we know what Kanaya did with Jade...Also yeah if you recognise the title's name, I think you might want to find a better taste in music, just saying.
Fanfic inspired by this art I found: (https://twitter.com/MudaMura/status/1463990386297225257?s=20)
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- Part 1 of Post-canon AA timeline
- Part 13 of The entire AA timeline in "order"
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It's been six years, and the sounds of raging serrated metal and cutting into something thick still ringed in the back of her head. She had been in a matrimony paradise for two years, and she still couldn't quite get the last moment of his animated face mirroring the petrified horror she first felt out of her head.
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Dave and Karkat are having One Of Those Nights, and Karkat desperately needs a distraction. Scrolling through his palmhusk's contacts list, his finger immediately stops on one contact, complete with a little ♦ beside their name.
Who better but Maryam?
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Light always drew to her like a magnet, and you were no exception.
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Jake and Dave hardly spoke to one another, even during the game, and yet their paths constantly keep crossing over the course of a few short weeks. Jake's quick to fall for Dave and without even knowing it, Dave somehow finds himself dating Jake without any recollection of Jake even confessing his deep seeded feelings.
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Karkat was ready to tell his moirail and her wife about his relationship with Dave, he was just waiting for the right time to do so. So what if the time to do so was after Rose started subtly interrogating him at her own wedding? He still came up with the brilliant idea for what Dave was calling, "Coming Out 2: Electric Boogaloo". Karkat didn't want to know what that meant, but he did know that he would beat Rose at her mindgames before dessert.
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In Which Karkat Is Forcibly Removed Johnny Rockets After A Failed Attempt To Outwit Rose Lalonde -
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Weddings are liminal spaces. Rose and Kanaya's nuptials, but with the accompaniment slowed down enough for all of the attendees to waltz along. What if a few things in postcanon went right, for once?
A story of a wedding, in three perspectives. Brilliant illustrations by @PanDaePan.
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"How do you write yourself a happy ending?"
John believes that it should be fairly easy. After all, when the good guys finally won, that's when everything was solved - right?
"He looks up towards Skaia, expecting to know something. To learn something. Skaia is silent, omnipresent and unspeaking, and there is no grace of some form of god to speak into John’s head like a movie actor’s inner monologue.
Roxy is cheering, but John doesn’t taste victory in her speech. All he can taste is blood and confusion."
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- Part 9 of Homestuck Works