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Three times
Three interactions was all it took for one kid to grab the attention of the Syndicate
That’s unusual, but it doesn’t really matter how it happened, it happened
And now the kid has their full attention
Whether he likes it or not
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Civilian Tommy does his usual stuff and accidentally attracts the attention of the Syndicate Mafia, the most wanted mafia in L’Manburg
Let the chaos (and adoption process) begin
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Imagine Getting Hired to Kill Your Best Friend (Couldn't Be Me) by Azurys for sipuli
Fandoms: Dream SMP
04 Sep 2024
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"Philza Minecraft - Angel of Death - Head of the Syndicate, read the top line. Attached was a picture of Philza. The rest of the page seemed dedicated to a long and rambling list of reasons as to why Paul wanted him dead. Techno skimmed the words; the long and short of it was that Paul was apparently the leader of the Floundering Sunrise, a mafia group that had recently arisen as a rival to the Syndicate."
Or: Techno is a freelance hitman and accidentally accepts a hit against his friend, Phil. Things actually turn out alright for most involved
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- Part 17 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2024
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A Thieve's Treasure by MoonylaStarzena
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Sleepy Bois Inc, sbi - Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 Aug 2024
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Tommy wasn't dumb. He knew this was an impossible task, this would lead to his death. He was sure of it. Yet, he had no other choice. As an orphan taken by a thieves’ group, mostly for his stealth powers, he had no escape. The boy had tried, for sure, but there was nothing he could do.
It was decided, and he had no choice but to listen. He had to steal from the Emerald.
(i take requests (more info in my oneshot book), this isn't about the ccs, but the characters! comments and kudos greatly appreciated!!)
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- Part 21 of Moonyla's SBI Oneshots
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The Barista who kidnapped me! (by accident) by By_Speaker
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
27 Aug 2024
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Normally in all mafia stories, the mafioso is the one who kidnaps the barista, but this is no ordinary mafia story.
This is the story of Missa, a tired nursing student and barista, who ( by accident) kidnaps Philza, the leader of the mafia.💜Soul mate AU
💚PissaSeries
- Part 7 of Speaker's DeathDuo / Phissa works
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Flowers for the Nurse [DeathDuo] by By_Speaker
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
26 Jul 2024
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Where Missa is a paediatric nurse and (un)fortunately, the mob boss, Phil, has 4 chaotic children.
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- Part 2 of Speaker's DeathDuo / Phissa works
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A kingdom for coffee and a donut! Or a muffin. Or chocolate cookies.
Or really anything that Angel Crumbs has today, Wilbur thought.
He hiked the bag higher on his shoulder and crossed the street. The small bakery joint cafe was thankfully situated on the way to his uni, so he made the effort of stopping there everyday and buying a small something.
And, listen, Wilbur wasn't an idiot. Half the student body weren't idiots- despite what their professors would tell the public. Anyone with working eyeballs could see that the bakery was most likely a front for the mafia. It was too cheap, too suspicious, got visits from police too often and what kind of clerks have so many visible face scars?
But thanks to all of it, the place lured the students. Was it shady? Hell yes! Was it going to deter Wilbur and tens of other, hungry students? Ha! Never in the history of ever._____________________
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I have your back, you have my heart. by DarcellinNotTalk
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
05 Jun 2024
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Philza Minecraft had been on the dark side of the streets for a very long, long time, since his first interventions dismantling brothels that were a little too... “flexible” with the idea of consent going to authentic inhumane places, all falling under the scourge of the Angel of Death.
But when Missa appeared everything was perfect. He was reserved but easy to smile, aloof but with loyal friends, so pathetic (and cute) yelling at the slightest threat but he was a real threat in front of some of the most ruthless members of BOLAS, selective but had two beautiful kids who looked alike barely in the whites of the eyes, even his last name “Sinfonia” evidenced the harsh contradiction that surrounds the object of the crow's loves, a man as gifted in every possible musical instrument as if he had the Midas touch, and yet that very appropriate last name wasn't real. His Missa was a set of contradictions and embarrassing coincidences over knots in lavender stems.
Which in retrospect must have been a loud alarm, a siren announcing the disaster that his false moon left in its wake in the crow's heart.
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didn’t know you then by PancakeBluess
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
08 May 2024
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“I have a kid?” He repeats, words deaf on his ears, “I have a kid, and you didn’t tell me?” He demands through the phone, heart racing as he grips onto the counter with his hand.
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“Who the fuck is Philza?” Tommy asks through bloodied teeth, and narrowed eyes.
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phil gets a call, realizing that he may have a kid. tommy does not have a good time.
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“That you, Soot?”
Wilbur did a double take, blinking at the strangely familiar sound of someone he’d left behind a long time ago.
“I didn’t know you had my number, Schlatt.” The words were familiar, and he found himself relaxing into the stiff wooden chair of the break room, his half-eaten lunch sitting in his lap.
“Got it from your father,” Schlatt returned. “Speaking of your father, he’s dead.”
Wilbur blanched. “What?”
“His accountant is trying to get a hold of you, pretty sure you're the only person in his will.”
Wilbur leaned forward until his forehead was resting in his hands. He wasn’t about to mourn his father, but he couldn’t say it wasn’t a shock.
“Any idea how much he left me?”
Schlatt took another long sip, a vulgar sound projected right into the receiver. “Spoke to him last week,” he commented. “Said he had a couple hundred million from his last sold business. Could be more.”
Wilbur quit his job that day to start his new life, or revert back to an old one.or
Wilbur's the son of a so-called mafia boss, who he just inherited the fortune of. Things get more complicated when his father's murderers come after his inheritance.
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A BSD x QSMP fic
No spoilers ;3
No summaries
Trigger Warnings at the beginning of all chapters :p
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- Part 1 of QSMP Stray Dogs (BSD x QSMP crossover)
- Part 1 of QSMP works
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Wacky Wednesday: High Crack Labyrinth by It_Kitz (Munzeri)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Feb 2024
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He curled up to Techno's side with his Space Jam jacket sacrificed as a makeshift blanket for the kid. Somehow that jacket manages to avoid getting puked unlike his custom converse shoes.
He can't believe that a moment ago they were at the pinnacle of chaos and look at how they are now. Now that everything had calmed down, Techno actually found himself pitying Tommy.
Stomach bugs are not fun. Plus Tommy is either about to take a flight or just get off the flight. Whichever one is still sucks.
“Feeling better?”, Techno runs his red polished fingers through Tommy's messy hair.
“Yeah…”, Tommy replies softly, “Sorry about earlier.”, and what if Tommy finds comfort in this stranger? Totally not weird.
“That's fine.”
“I also drop the juice you give me.”
“Like I said, it’s fine”
“I left a snort on your hair.”
“...Ok…we gotta draw a line there for next time.”
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Tommy escape attempt in an airport didn't go so well because he is high on some crack but he meet Techno while Techno wonder who this gremlin kid belong to. Shenanigans issued.
That this fic about.
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- Part 5 of Kitz's One Shot
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Tommyinnit is just a normal orphan, with normal orphan friends. He then decides it would be a good idea to try and steal mafia don Philza's wallet, bringing him on the man's radar. Phil sees Tommy's shitty circumstances and decides to adopt the boy. There is no way this could possibly go wrong, right?
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Tommy joins the mafia, but unluckily for him Phil isn't an idiot.
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A debt to repay [! DISCONTINUED!] by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Feb 2024
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Tommy has neglectful parents who only think about themselves, they drink and take drugs every day. They use all the money that Tommy has earned at his part-time job for themselves and spend it. Tommy has to do everything himself, go to work, and school and even take care of the dirty apartment they call home. His parents are always home late or early in the morning, wasted. On multiple occasions, Tommy had to take care of their neglectful nature and settle any stuff they got themselves into. This time however was different, they packed their bags and left before Tommy awoke. He found nothing, not even a letter from them and now he has to take care of the mess they made for themselves, however, he isn't sure that he can get out of this mess.
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Tommy inhales sharply, chest heaving as he lifts his heavy face to meet the blurry outline of a man. And Tommy recognises him, because of course he would.
"I d-don't know what you're-"
Another sharp blow and Tommy is feeling saliva and blood dribble from the corner of his mouth. He works hard to maintain his glare.
"You've grown close"
Tommy didn't even answer. Was it true? He no longer considered them clients, so maybe this prick was right. But close? Tommy never got too close to his work...
The man reels back again and Tommy closes his eyes.
Or: Tommy is an undercover agent for the SBI, the most dangerous mafia in the state. When he gets captured, he can think only of them...
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Its in the Name (cause his name is Kraken) by ErissTheMean for Unlikely (ElbowAnarchy)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
22 Jan 2024
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The sneakiest and most discreet-test mers got the best jobs. And Tommy certainly was the cecaelia of the highest streams! Of course he got picked to do the sneaking around and scuttling about.
And Tommy, as the Biggest Mer, and not the smallest of all the underlings of Sam, would succeed at stealing from the king.____________
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Dark SBI become interested with this new kid in town and decide they want him
Tommy is fully welcome to the previous idea stated
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who's that coming down the christmas tree? by Dandelionfield15 for char
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
24 Dec 2023
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Phil is trying to find leaked files in a subordinates house on Christmas Eve. Tommy thinks Phil is Santa. Phil is happy to let him think that.
Phil gets a child or Christmas.
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- Part 8 of Dark SBI tunnel vision.
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The name of the game was Faces.
Someone would call out a cover, then they’d shake their fists and throw out a number - as if they were rolling dice.
Get the right number; that’s your face.
Some people played to lose - not liking the option that was thrown out - others played to win, if it was their strong-suit.
Techno usually won things like ‘body guard’ or ‘thug’, winning anything else with his frame would be a struggle to pull off, though he had made an impressive ‘rich a-hole’ a couple times.
Wilbur was known to pull off just about anything - to the point the others weren’t even sure if he actually tried during Faces. He’d pulled off playboy, orphan, pauper, and tailor, youngest child, oldest child, social worker, and even interpreter.
But this one.
This was just impossible.
“Hybrid?!” The brunet’s hands clutched at his hair, yanking at the strands in distress, “how am I supposed to do that?!”
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- Part 1 of Birgil’s Bits and Bobs
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So basically, Wilbur is this like son of a famous “corporate” group that was searching for an evidence of a drug that has been a trouble in their territories’. Phil is like “oh no, world is a dangerous world. Here, hold this” and gives Techno. Techno just want to put bread on the table for his brother, Tommy. Though he also moonlighting as an executioner.
Or, Writer accidentally writes too much (It was supposed to be a short AU threads pls help-). and bonus Wilbur being in deep denial.