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    “So? What the hell do you want us to do? Watch gay movies or what?” he replied dryly.

    “Not ‘us’ but you and someone else.” Gammon raised an eyebrow. The hell did she mean by that? Why did he have to suffer the most in this theater? He’s pretty sure he is the Capriccio Farce’s punching bag.

    Gammon continued squinting his eyes and with a laugh, Ma replied.

    “Not watching gay movies. Just chilling in a room. By the way, I mean you and another person who is suffering in this place lol.”

    Who else suffered in this place anyways? Obviously not the Director Doll, she literally leads this place. Not Arte and Pollo, since they sure seem happy playing tricks on everyone, especially him. Master of the Graveyard is too busy watching over the twins, and Waiter is always slacking off. And visibly, Ma is living the time of her life in this reality-show looking place.

    Then he heard a sound, and was met with a glare that was devoid of emotions.

    Oh yea, he forgot Gear existed.

     

    or; It's pride month so the entire Capriccio Farce staff decides that the two gays must realize their love for eachother

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    「 ヘンゼルは現れる
    自らの宿命も知らぬままに 」

    A blond boy takes out his dictaphone one last time. The world might not be ending, but he feels like it is, or at least that it should be, or maybe that it shouldn't have began at all. He wants everyone to know that.

    Alternatively: the author announces their reasons for quitting - through Hänsel's complaints about being overshadowed by a certain other Irregular.

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    Hänsel and Gretel are mischievous, troubled children under the care of Banica Conchita, a flawed and gluttonous demoness who struggles to connect with them. Gretel is aggressive and haunted by memories of her past life, while Hänsel is carefree and adventurous, often wandering off. Despite Banica’s efforts, the twins resent her, longing for their real mother…

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    (Character tags are everyone whose tag I have a problem with.)

    I have been sending in support tickets about the character tag issues a lot, basically every time I find one, but I'm starting to think that it's actually getting worse. Not only are the new characters (Not even just talking about the new characters in E.A.T. prologue) not being added properly, the spelling of the older characters' names is often messed up as well.

    For example: Master of the Graveyard doesn't have a separate character tag: You can argue that she's the same person as Banica Conchita because they share a body, but then it should be Banica Conchita | Master of the Graveyard. Following Elluka's logic Eve's tag should also say Eve Moonlit | Eve Zvezda.

    There are two people called Gammon "Octo" but one of them is actually Gammon Loop Octopus, and he doesn't have a character tag either. Julia Abelard's tag redirects to Irina Clockworker. Gear doesn't have a separate character tag and has to be tagged as Adam Moonlit.

    More of this in the chapters. If you have any problems with EC related tags too OR disagree with my reasoning here, please comment, along with sending in a support ticket with your own issue.

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    (Illustrated.)

    While patrolling the Graveyard in search of invaders (and having the worst luck ever), Hänsel and Gretel stumble upon something intriguing.

    The light from the oil lamp in the executioner girl's hand reveals two bouquets, placed down neatly before their boots.

    Most of the graves have no bodies in them, for obvious reasons. Their own graves (with tombstones designed by each other) aren't any different; they're mostly for aesthetic value.. So why would someone actually leave flowers here?

    Despite both of them having died three times, Hänsel was only mourned once. Gretel can't even say that much about herself.
    They still don't fully understand the weird human custom (of which there are many) for leaving gifts at gravesites.. After all, the dead usually doesn't know about it, and if they do, you could just give it to them directly, right?

    .. Where did these flowers come from and who the hell could even like the two of them enough to leave flowers on their graves in the first place??

    Or : Lilith Baldured wants to make good use of her yellow roses, now that she and Gammon Octo had planted them around the Theater and nurtured them into blooming.

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    The tests never succeed.

     

    Day 3

     


    set up for failure | "I warned you"

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    She'd saved his life, cured his curse, and this was how he repaid her?

    Well, two could play at that game.

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    Nobody ever stays, and nothing she can do will ever make her forget what's been done to her.

     


    Day 1

     


    panic attack | "if only we could hold on"

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    (Illustrated.)

    Still not accustomed to the gloomy weather in this part of the country and also having changed her usual outfit, Lilith Baldured AKA Waiter catches a cold. Absolutely no one had expected this, and since everyone else is busy or just not willing to give the wannabe princess some attention, the blonde holes up inside her bedroom and mopes, hoping to sweat her sickness out.

    The good news: someone notices her absence.
    The bad (actually horrible) news: that someone is Gretel, part-time executioner, part-time chef, part-time theater kid and apparently part-time doctor as well.

    Now "armed" with a doctor costume from the Theater's costume closet, the older girl pays a visit to her rival, with the explicit goal to bully her around a little. Either Lilith shuts up about her minor sickness, or the two blondes manage to warm up to each other (both emotionally and physically) after ruining countless mock trials and rehearsals with their rivalry.

    Either way, Gretel wins.
    Better said, Doctor Gretel wins.

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    After Punishment ends the world, the crew of the Evil's Theatre expected that to be the curtain call. As in- the world was literally going to end and they expected to go down with it.

    Instead, they wind up in the Reign of Evil, possessing their old bodies.
    Obviously, from there everything immediately starts going off-script.

    (Or alternatively, a traumatized princess' guide to saving the ones you love! Featuring her cannibalistic older siblings and their demonic master, two emo guys, and a Judge who is surprised to learn that other sentences outside the death penalty exist.

    What could possibly go- you know the answer to that by now).

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    You haven't been yourself for a long time.

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    (Illustrated.)

    Gretel, Hänsel, and Lilith are once again unsupervised in the Theater's kitchen. Just when they were about to go outside to look for intruders, it started raining, and Lilith cares too much about her hair to even consider going in this kind of weather.

    Either way, their collective birthday is coming up. December 27th. By now, they've gotten fairly good at baking, so instead of asking one of the adults to make them something, they take the matter (and the measuring cup) into their own little hands.

    Together, the trio bake a batch of cupcakes. They decorate them, too. Some turn out better, some turn out worse. Some are eaten before even getting decorated.

    Oh well, at least nothing caught fire.

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    At the World's End, Ma realizes that the Demons of Sin aren't enough to truly make her into a pure being and validate her existence, so she settles for a new plan. Re-write all of history, with herself as the new author for this 'Story of Evil'- to create a legacy that is truly hers so she no longer lives in the shadows of Eve, Levia, Elluka, Irina- and whoever else is forced to comprise her amalgamated existence.

    Thus, using the twin irregulars born in the Evil's Theatre, she creates an imperfect Re-Birthday- more of a Re-formatting- to send the world back to the cradle of it's new beginning in the Third Period. Except this time- it shall be HER who directs the Stories of Evil. And her dearest performers at the Theatre? Well, they now get to play the starring roles.

    Fast forward a few hundred years, and The Demon of Pride, Lilith Balledold-formerly Riliane- is sent to cause the downfall of Lucifenia so that it may be annexed by Marlon to further the Dowager Queen's hunger for conquest. It goes well. Totally. Absolutely.
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    Well it goes about as well as you'd expect

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    The court is no longer in session, but the doll director still sits in her seat. The waiter remains to sweep the floors of whatever mess was caused during the day's trials.

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    (Illustrated.)

    Nobody ever took Gammon's prophecy on the world ending seriously, and everyone just continued to do their job, day after day after day. Adulthood must be boring.

    Hänsel and Gretel decide to be the children they're supposed to be and play around a bit, instead of brutally murdering people. Seeing this as a good opportunity to slack off from her own chores, Lilith Baldured joins the twins.

    The three blond kids ask everyone they're brave enough to approach, but everyone seems to be busy. Lady Conchita is playing with her food, Gammon is trying to keep this sapling from dying and Lich.. even after all this time, he seems to share that grudge against Michaela with Gretel.

    Either way, the trio decides to play hide and seek, more specifically, Dictator Gretel decides. At least Evil's Theater has a lot of good hiding places, even enough for multiple rounds of the game, and everyone is too busy to scold them for messing with the furniture.

    (Pro tip for playing hide and seek: don't hide in a place where someone else already hid, because that's dumb!)

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    (Illustrated.)

    The Graveyard Restaurant had been forcibly shut down for reasons that are quite obvious to anyone with a working brain.

    Lilith, Hänsel, and Gretel were still unprepared for the establishment closing, both emotionally and physically. There's so many ingredients still in the restaurant's kitchen, refrigerator, pantry, literally everywhere they can look.

    So, the three kids have a baking contest (after Lilith bullies Gammon out of the kitchen).
    More specifically, Lilith and Gretel have a baking contest, and Hänsel helps wherever he can, which turns out to be basically constantly.

    Everything goes alright, until it doesn't. And I'm not just talking about the unorthodox way Gretel handles the ingredients; I'm also talking about the unorthodox way Gretel handles her unfortunate brother.

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    (Now illustrated!)

    Reincarnating comes with a lot of problems. It takes a toll on both body and mind, and it gets really confusing and boring after a couple of cycles.

    Having found themselves as moody tweens all over again, Ney Phutapie (as Gretel), Lemy Abelard (as Hänsel) and Riliane Lucifen d'Autriche (as Lilith Baldured) take a walk in the forest to talk about what's bothering them. Which, in the current state of affairs, is basically everything.

    Does it end up being a rivalry between the two twin siblings over who gets to carry the princess around?
    Yes. Yes, it does. What else do we expect?

    (Please take the "first crush" tag loosely. It's only you, as the reader, who can decide who's crushing on who. *wink*)

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    like the title says.
    They're all too stupid.

    And I love Gammon so

    Alternative title: Gammon gets bullied everyday and Gear loves him

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