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    Alexis and Stevie are roommates and friends, nothing more. At least, that used to be true. Alexis isn't sure when things changed, but lately she suspects that she might be feeling things for her roommate that go beyond friendship.

    [podfic of why do i have to pretend?]

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    “Stevie!” Alexis gasps in false outrage, gazing up at Stevie from between her legs, her expression elated. It’s a good look for her. “You bad girl!” She exclaims, clearly aware of (and delighted by) what she’s doing to Stevie.

    Stevie’s voice is hoarse, needy. “If you’d hurry up and fuck me I wouldn’t have to do it myself.”

    “Mm, impatient.” Alexis presses her lips to Stevie’s soft stomach and nips at the skin. “I wanna eat you out.”

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    A series of not-necessarily-connected 100 word drabbles based on Tumblr word prompts.

    My first post for Schitt’s Creek!
    Also my first post on AO3. Ever. So. Here goes.
    I hope you enjoy!

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    Rachel just wanted to get away and destress. Then she learned that someone else was already at the cabin.

    And then they got snowed in.

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    Stavros may have saved her and whisked her off to the White Party, but now Alexis has been dumped back in Schitt's Creek, and is figuring out what to do with herself. What better way to keep her skills sharp than join the all female shift of the Elm Valley Volunteer Fire Department.

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    Your heart’s always felt more volcanic in the summers, when festivals and late sunsets and bonfires nearly stretch days beyond twenty-four hours, and it seems like a partner could want you for more than a night.

    They never do, though.

    But this time—maybe this time—you’ll find something promising, because this started in April, even if it’s one-sided, but when Twy calls your name—at the cafe or on roll call—you still get excited.

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    Alexis and Stevie are roommates and friends, nothing more. At least, that used to be true. Alexis isn't sure when things changed, but lately she suspects that she might be feeling things for her roommate that go beyond friendship.

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    "I think Ted's freaking out a little because he had a threesome?"

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    Alexis just wants to enjoy her quiet Sunday morning without being bombarded by texts by three panicking veterinarians. She does not get her wish.

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    Twyla had never seen herself as someone who could catch the eye of someone like Mutt, let alone someone who would be interesting enough to watch on national television. But what was fate if not a series of lucky decisions and choices, aligning together to create something wonderful?
     
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    In truth, Alexis doesn’t know a ton about Mutt, aside from the fact that he’s hot - those abs - and that something about his reticence is charming. Her friend Jitney encouraged her to apply for the show, and fresh off her third break-up with Stavros, she figured, why not?

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    Twyla Sands and Alexis Rose meet on Mutt’s season of The Bachelor.

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    “Okay, what’s going on with you?” he asks, gesturing vaguely in her direction with his free hand.
    “What? Nothing’s going on, David.”
    “Uh-huh. You mentioned the cafe like, fifty times last night. You greeted Twyla like you just returned from the war.”
    “Ugh, David, I just missed her, okay?”

    Alexis comes back from New York for a visit and has something she wants to say to Twyla. David and Patrick do their best to help.

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    Alexis is out on a mission

    [podfic of on the hunt]

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    31 smutty Twylexis drabbles, both canon and AU, based on this prompt list.

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    Twyla decides to have a wedding. Alexis comes back to Schitt’s Creek.

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    “I’m Alexis,” she points to her statement necklace. It might be silly, but she likes to treat meeting fans like meeting new friends. If it worked for hostage situations, then it can also work for Comic Con.

    Patrick wins passes to San Diego Comic Con, and takes his best friend Twyla with him. Alexis Rose, rising star of Galactic Sunrise Bay, is attending for the first time and has her eyes on a super cute cosplayer.

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    Alexis drapes her arm around Twyla, steading herself on her best friend, and grins blearily when Ted's face appears on Twyla's phone screen. "I did it!"

    "I knew you could!" Ted's nearly giddy with joy.

    He and Twyla are wearing near-identical smiles, both of them big and bright enough to blind, and Alexis is high on those post-race endorphins, high on what she's been able to accomplish, high on watching her two favourite people talk to each other. She leans her head against Twyla's, looking at the video feed of Ted on Twyla's phone, and smiles.

    Alexis decides to run the New York City marathon. What – like it's hard?

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    Twyla, owner and baker of The Sweet Spot in Schitt's Creek, likes to bake.

    She especially likes to bake for Alexis.

    Series
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    On Monday afternoon, Stevie walks into the café, desperate for coffee that isn’t from the ancient motel coffeemaker and also possibly desperate for the sweetness in Twyla’s eyes when she looks up to see Stevie coming in – and finds Alexis across the counter from Twyla, talking with her hands, holding all of Twyla’s attention.

    Season 1 AU.

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    Alexis is out on a mission

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    Alexis knows what people assume about them.

    They see Twyla's bright café smile at work, and listen to how readily she agrees to whatever her customers want. They watch how Twyla hangs back during get-togethers, freeing up room for Alexis to take the spotlight and captivate the crowd. They notice how Alexis towers over Twyla in her heels, and how she's always one step ahead of her steady, cautious girlfriend.

    But they don't know what it's like when they're together.

    OR: Five times Twyla tops Alexis, and one time she lets Alexis top her.

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    “I don’t want you to feel like you have to come.”

    “I know.” Twyla kisses her again, and strips Alexis’ shirt off when Alexis nods. “So let’s just make each other feel good. And whatever happens, happens.”

    Alexis and Twyla learn how to make a relationship hurdle a non-issue, and to put each other first. AKA: Twyla can't always come, and Alexis makes her peace with that.

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