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    Lee was always by Barney's side, so much so that Barney had never realized this "habit" was actually a luxury.
    Why do people always wait until they've lost something to truly cherish it?

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    Lee總是在Barney身邊,習以為常到Barney從未想過這樣的「習慣」其實是一種奢侈。
    人為什麼總是要等失去時,才要珍惜?

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    Set right after the second movie. Barney has a surprise for Lee. Dialogue fic!

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    “Hey, you in there?” Barney asked quietly, catching Lee’s eye.
    “Something is.” Lee stared at the man before him, the worried look, the attempt at a crooked smile that made his heart hurt. “I don’t know if I should kiss you or fucking punch you,” Lee muttered. He looked up at the clear sky, a habit he’d formed since Barney– since he thought Barney had died– but the arsehole was right there. Right there. Lee’s fists bunched into fists rather than… the other option.
    “Do I get a say in this?”
    “No.” Lee glared and shoved at him, snarling with a new rush of energy– of anger. “No! You don’t get a fucking say!”

    --

    Lee never expected to make it off that boat. He was supposed to die and the pain was supposed to stop, but he's alive, and his best friend is back from the dead, and somehow it still hurts.

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    黄粱一梦

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    Waking up was the most disorienting experience of his life. Of course, that wasn't saying much, since at the moment it was the only experience of his life that he could recall.

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    Barney and Christmas continue their talk at the end of E4.

    ______

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    *第三人综合征是指濒死状态下,大脑为了生存幻想出的人以提供安慰或支持。
    巴尼死后,圣诞自动成了为他料理后事的人。

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    WARNING: [Spoil Alert on The Expendables 4!!!]
    The lucky ring returned from Christmas’ ring finger to Barney’s. Barney pretended to be disgusted and suggested to him: “You could use a shower.” At that moment, Christmas really wanted to hug Barney tightly.
    First, he wouldn't allow him to go home dirty alone, and second, he really missed him - mainly the former, Christmas thought to himself, mainly the former.

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    *巴尼X圣诞
    《敢死队》系列衍生同人。大量《敢死队4》剧透!
    戒指从圣诞的无名指回到巴尼的无名指上,巴尼乔装嫌弃地向他提议:“你该洗个澡了。”那一刻,圣诞真的很想紧紧拥抱他。
    一是,他不允许只有他一个人脏兮兮地回家,二是,他真的很想他——主要是前者,圣诞暗自想道,主要是前者。

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    5 times the newest Expendables think they know exactly what's going on between Barney and Lee, and the first time Barney and Lee know what's going on between them

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    Barney knew the exact moment he’d fucked up.

    The crew needed a diversion to get into the isolated mansion undetected, and the rumours around their target, Miller, spoke to an element of ‘playing with his food’ that Barney fully intended to capitalise on. Deliberately getting caught to distract Miller’s whole operation should’ve made for a decent enough delay with minimal risk. Lee had complained about playing the bait, but he complained about everything, and it was just his usual annoyed complaining, not genuinely trying to fight Barney complaining.

    The whole thing was fucking moot now.

    It was the look in Miller’s icy eyes the second he walked into their holding cell that was the beginning of the end.

    And now Miller dug a gun barrel into Lee’s temple.

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    Lee Christmas knew he didn't need to worry about his relationship, and yet. After hearing something interesting about Barney and Maggie, he decides to ask the source.

    NO LACY!

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    Sometimes Lee thinks that not all Barney's touches are accidental. It can't be a coincidence that Lee is the only one he'll allow to dress his wounds.

    But they don't talk about it, like how they don't talk about the foxhole in Somalia that they holed up in, like how the team doesn't talk about Barney being gay.

    Like how Lee doesn't talk about what he wants Barney to do to him.

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    Even with the brightly burning sun on his face, Lee could see someone sitting in his seat.

    His seat.

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    It was only now beginning to dawn on Lee just how masochistic all their earlier conversations on the subject had been.

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    Series
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    一些由良心引发的“债务”问题

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    Lee gets the same nightmare over and over again. One night, he breaks.
    Barney is there to pick up the pieces.

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