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Guillermo has spoken out of turn far too many times. It was time the vampires taught him a lesson.
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Four vampires and a cradle by Strange_doll_from_Hell
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
28 Nov 2024
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Inspired by a list of headcanons that I had written for fun but that many seem to have appreciated. Nadja and Laszlo adopt a child, let's see how they do.
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- Part 1 of Family
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i came back to my home it was slashed and torn by 90996
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
15 Oct 2024
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Laszlo is tired of his rommates and decides to take the matter into his own hands. He gets a little more involved than anticipated.
This is a sequel to Tempest in a Skull.
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(takes place before the season 5 finale, where Guillermo makes a very different choice.)
Guillermo has lost everything, everyone whom he loved. What is left for one to live for?
TW FOR SUICIDE/SUICIDE ATTEMPT.
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through the years we all will be together by Finn_alexithymia for Ezray
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
30 Dec 2023
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Guillermo's vampires have just the thing for his aching back
or, just some soft vampire cuddles
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Laszlo Cravensworth, an up and coming film director, hires recent film school graduate Guillermo de la Cruz to shoot his next project, a documentary about a series of small town murders and the local vampire legend surrounding them. Joining them are Laszlo’s long time collaborators: his wife, Nadja Antipaxos, a stellar editor with a penchant for perfection, and his best friend, Nandor Jahan, a keen-eyed cinematographer with his own reasons for taking a back seat on this project. Rounding out their team is studio man Colin Robinson, in charge of keeping their budget balanced and ascertaining risk.
As the investigation kicks into high gear, the crew finds themselves entangled in a dark mystery spanning the whole course of the town’s history, uncovering secrets about foul truths that lurk within the heart of Coventry, truths that may have been better left buried. And it’s not just the town that has skeletons; the crew members have their own secrets that could threaten their careers, their relationships, maybe even their very lives.
One thing’s for certain: no one escapes Coventry unchanged. Whether for good or ill all depends on how far you’re willing to go to reveal the truth, and what - or who - you believe in.
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25 – Do I look like I knew that? by Alphabetindisorder (Justbrowsing2211)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Oct 2023
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Laszlo tells Guillermo a story from when he met some cool pirates on his way to the New World.
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- Part 25 of Fictober 2023
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Sometimes Your Plans for Life Go Completely off the Rails: A Story of Vampires, Found Family, and a Forming Polycule by orphan_account
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
03 Sep 2023
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this is very if you give a mouse a cookie-core. guillermo is sick. the heating is out. cuddles ensue
i want to be so clear. this takes place AFTER season 5. if you have not finished the newest season, this is spoilery. pls watch the season finale, and then swing back thru, fank u muchly
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What If Immortality Made You Stupid by Fighting4Fandoms
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
21 Aug 2023
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Nandor doesn't always have the best ideas.
The Djinn shouldn't grant wishes when the wisher is drunk on blood liquor. -
Break Me, Shake Me, Devastate Me by baguettereverie
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
17 Jul 2023
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But if I was free to love you,
You wouldn't want me, would you?
Unavailability is the only thing that turns you on.Nandor felt that horrible sticky feeling - the one that felt like anger, sadness and desire were having an orgy in his ribcage - increase tenfold as Laszlo got on his knees and unzipped Guillermo’s trousers. He thought something inside him might break if he watched, so in lieu of anything better to look at, his eyes darted up to Guillermo's face. To his surprise, Guillermo’s eyes were already fixed on him, something vindictive and hungry in their expression.
[After accusing Laszlo and Guillermo of having sex behind his back, Nandor comes up with an excellent solution: a sucking-off competition between him and Laszlo, with Guillermo as judge.]
Based (very) loosely on the s5e3 promo.
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Mistletoe, Jock Straps, and the Reason for the Season by HeartlessMemo for rhymeandrisen
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
01 Jan 2023
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“I’ve been robbed! Again!”
The Christmas creep reaches Staten Island and with it, the revelation that another of Laszlo's songs has been stolen! Guillermo discovers the vamps have been fibbing about being allergic to a certain Christian holiday. And the household is chosen to host a highly exciting event... -
Baby You're a Haunted House by butchybats for andiforyou
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
07 Nov 2022
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Guillermo works at a haunted house during October, but is confused as to why this hot stranger in a vampire costume won't stop bothering him. More importantly, how does he get his fangs to look so realistic?
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That's Not What That Means by fivevotesdown for rhymeandrisen
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
29 Oct 2022
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Nandor normally loathes to play chess with Laszlo, as he is known to cheat. Occasionally, though, he manages to wear him down.
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Nandor likes having sex with Laszlo and Nadja, but there are some things he can't ask for.
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- Part 15 of Kinktober with a chance of cheesecake (2022)
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Love All, Trust Few, Do Wrong to None by mothmanslover
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
07 Oct 2022
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All's fair in love and war, and all's game in cards and sex.
Five miserable times Laszlo got kicked out of 'bed' - plus one time he was enthusiastically dragged to it.
The misadventures of everyone's favourite slut this side of NEW YORK CITAAYYY!
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I feel no need to forgive but I might as well, but let me kiss your lips so I know how it felt by SluttyAsexual
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
02 Oct 2022
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Laszlo and Nandor fall out of love
Title is a reference to Night Shift by Lucy Dacus
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i'm waiting for the stormy afternoon (let's find a shower soon) by memosbeloved
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
27 Sep 2022
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They both lean forward, and he feels both their lips touch his neck. He registers it as the whispers of a love eons old urging for them to never stop, a familiar sweetness filling their mouths, and they both purr, their mouths and hands stained with Guillermo's blood. They remove their lips from his neck and both let out a sigh. Their heads rest against Guillermo's own and the room seemed to shudder at the sweetness of it.
“Say it,” Guillermo whispers, voice breaking with need, his breath stuttering, “Say what I taste like.”
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Tensions run high in the household, Guillermo's patience breaks, blood is drunk, and a baby vampire is born. Courtesies to Laszlo and Nandor, of course. -
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In which Nandor finds a little gift for himself and his dear Laszlo.
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Guillermo, Nandor, Laszlo, Nadja, and Colin Robinson play spin the bottle and things get spicy real fast. Yes the title is a Beach Boys reference.