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    After the death of Lazuli, Theobald isn’t sure what his place in the kingdom is but General Rococoa assures him he will always have a place in House Rocks. Unfortunately, that means trying to make the most incompetent fighting force in all of Calorum into something resembling a squadron of royal guards. Worse yet, not only is the royal family there to witness his struggles, but the new chaplain seems to have been appointed mostly to torment him.

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    The chocolate dripped on his skin. Theo felt sick.

    The sweet smell had turned to a rotten odour, something on the line of milk. He felt faint.

    He lifted the lifeless body up into his arms, it felt ever so lighter than before but he guessed that made sense. Decay and mould had hollowed whatever remained of the corpse out. Now it remained an empty chocolate shell of what it once was.

     

    [ This fanfic takes place serval weeks after the season finale, when Theo and Gooey take it upon themselves to bring Lapin back from death - very loosely based in canon as I can't remember details as well as very loosely using DND mechanisms and spells ]

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    What are the powers of the fae really, in the face of pure will?
    Lapin Cadbury knows that he lost something the day the Fairy took his soul.
    Nearly four decades after the birth of Lapin Cadbury, Hase Lindt breaks out of the realm of the fae.

     

    Lapin Cadbury dies in the Chapel, Hase takes his place.

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    Lapin didn't intend to drink at the celebration, but Candian drinks tended to be sweet enough to hide any liquor.
    Sir Theobald notices and kindly helps Lapin to bed.

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    Lapin lives dammit.

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    Theo is supposed to put on a show, as a Knight and Lord Commander of the Gaurd of Castle Candy, protector of the Royal Family Rocks. This is hard because he is getting older, and Chancellor Lapin keeps trying to get him to stop.

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    And Theobald realizes that it's Lapin. When Cumulous opens his mouth, Theobald hears Lapin; the intonation and accent are slightly off, but it's so similar that Theobald can almost see the wizened figure of a chocolate rabbit hunched behind him. And Theobald nearly bites a hole through his tongue—only the fact that his teeth are made of gummy candy stops him from doing so.
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    Cumulous sounds like Lapin. Theobald is... fine.

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    Through a twist of fate, Theo is given the chance to save Lapin from his fate in the chapel.

    To do so he must relive the moment repeatedly until he has figured a way out.

    ~

    (so, Groundhog Day, basically, but this hurts more)

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    Lapin decided to do something else instead, something self-indulgent, something that he'd always wanted to do but had been prevented from by his tactful fidelity. He decided to do something that he knew would have made Sir Liam gasp and the Princesses cackle with glee, should they have been here. He could imagine, with perfect clarity, how King Amethar would choke on a laugh of amused disbelief, how Sir Theobald's gummy mouth would drop open in shock.

    With all the fleeting energy left in his broken body-

    He spat in her face.

    Or...

    Lapin spits in the face of the Pontifex. Somehow, he lives.

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    Theobald Gumbar is a Knight of the Crown. He is not easily surprised, until he meets Chancellor Lapin Cadbury.

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    Inspired by "It will come back" by Hozier.

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    Basically what the title says CAUSE IM SO MAD THAT PRESTON DIED FOR NOTHING☹️

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    Theo didn’t have time to mourn Lazuli—they were in the middle of a war, after all.
    All the times Theo didn’t have time to mourn, and the one time he lets himself.

    Altprompt 15: tears

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    There was a miracle worker in Castle Candy. A bunny named Lapin who was supposedly “blessed by the Bulb.” Theo didn’t trust him for a second.
    There’s an assassination attempt on King Amethar—luckily a miracle worker is around to stop it.

    Day 22: pick your poison

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    When Lapin arrived at the infirmary, he found Sir Theobald pacing outside the doors, looking uncharacteristically disheveled—pieces of his armor had been taken off and in their place were hastily applied bandages, barely more than rags tied around wounds, some of them already soaked with blood.
    Lapin gets called to help when the knights are attacked. Theo’s injured, but he insists Lapin helps the others first.

    Day 11: sloppy bandages

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    Late in the night after arriving in Comida, Theobald Gumbar finds himself unable to stop thinking about the last person he would expect... Lapin Cadbury.

    He pays him a visit. The two talk, and discover that they have more in common than they originally thought.

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    It is becoming easier, almost, to adjust to the new way of life. He has switched to using his left hand to cast the spell, and the effects are creeping further and further up his left arm with each passing day, even if they vanish by the next morning.

    But that is an understandable price to pay. A reasonable price, if it keeps everyone else safe. It doesn’t matter, really, if he has started to find more and more lacerations from stray waves of shadow each morning as he lies in his untouched bed. It doesn’t matter that the pupils of his eyes, when he gazes into the reflective glass of the captain’s desk, are starting to disappear entirely. Nor that he will sometimes start at the faint feeling of fingers threading around his neck, tracing the line of his cheek.

    “Praesidio. Praesidio, fortier defendebant, defendebant splendide...”

    The Rocks family is safe. Any price is worth that.

    ***

    Lapin Cadbury returns to the living during a storm at sea. The Sugar Plum Fairy has her own twisted web of manipulation to spin, with him at the very center.

    Written for the Dimension 20 Big Bang 2020!

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    Lapin blinks slowly at Brassica as she steps up to the bars of his cell, the guards splitting around her like so much water over a stone. He inclines his head, trying for regal and probably failing.

    “Heretic.” Her voice grates against his eardrums. “You have awakened.”

    “Zealot. You haven’t killed me.” Lapin replies, dry.

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    "Theo is a Knight, armor made to take hits and many tools at his disposal to make sure those he protects Don’t. Lapin is a Primogen of the Bulbian Church. He deflects and fades into the background to stay away from dangerous situations, then uses magic to make sure others stay alive. Theo tries to keep people out of harm’s way, and Lapin heals them when Theo fails. Opposites, yet so similar."

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    For political reasons, Candia has been given no choice but to look in the lowest depths for their Primogen, to an addict, a witch, and a criminal. The responsibility has been placed on Theobald's shoulders to see that the young delinquent is ready to meet the Pontifex herself in six months - but Lapin finds his old habits a little harder to abandon than he would like.

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