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    There was one thing that didn’t change though. Wei Ying’s obsession with Lan Zhan just kept getting deeper the more she discovered. It was like testing out the waters. Trying to dip your toes in it at first, but suddenly being fully dragged into the masses of the ocean, never to resurface again. She’d been swallowed whole and there wasn’t a way out for her.

     

    In which Wei Ying drags her best friend to a party, but ends up having to confront her issues instead– the possibility that Lan Zhan likes someone else.

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    When clan leader Lan is about to die, the sect decides it is time to enshrine his wife along with him. The twin jades disagree... How should their mother's spirit rest in peace, if it stays trapped along with the man she never loved?

    A little story of the secretly married Lan jades, and their life in the sect.

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    Idol Lan Wangji has a few interviews today, and he wants to surprise his boyfriend with a [vibrating] gift. Wei Wuxian doesn't like it when people ask if Lan Wangji is in a relationship, so of course, he uses his gift as intended. ;)

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    Years after Guanyin temple, Wei Wuxian learns something new about his husband, his brother-in-law, and his uncle-in-law over family dinner. A cute story from the Jades' childhood goes a long way to prove how far the four of them have come, and promises they might go farther together still. So long as there aren't any amphibious critters hitch-hiking alongside them, that is!

    Basically, I had a random, completely unsubstantiated headcanon about the Twin Jades being afraid of frogs for some reason, and wrote a cute little one-shot about it.

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    “I’m straight, but--” Wei Ying hiccups, tracing Lan Zhan’s lip with the pads of his fingers. It’s so ridiculously soft, just damp enough for Wei Ying’s skin to slide on it without having to apply too much pressure. He hiccups again. “I’m not gay, pinky promise, Lan Zhan, but you’re so fucking pretty, always been pretty like a girl,” even prettier than any girl, really, but he doesn’t say that, and once again, too preoccupied with his mouth, Wei Ying misses the heartbreak in Lan Zhan’s gaze, the misery threatening to swallow him up. “I wanna kiss you again,” Wei Ying declares and without waiting for an answer, he pushes a stunned Lan Zhan back onto the mattress like he’s seen men do with women and climbs on top of him, hand sliding up his chest as he leans in again and kisses Lan Zhan with even more enthusiasm than before.

     

    Maybe in this version, Icarus doesn’t burn; instead, he lets the Sun devour him.

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    “It is a curse,” Lan Zhan says, and Wei Wuxian tries to push his way into the room. But Lan Zhan is so strong, so much stronger than him even while cursed, that Wei Wuxian cannot make the door budge. “A small curse, but tenacious.”

     

    “Well, let me in and we’ll eliminate it!”

     

    “We cannot.”

     

    After a night hunt, Lan Wangji asks for two rooms at the inn. And then things go from bad to worse.

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    They do a Little Red Riding Hood roleplay for Wei Ying's birthday.

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    The Mice once called a meeting to decide on a plan to free themselves of their enemy, the Cat, for they lived in such constant fear of his claws that they hardly dared stir from their dens by night or day.

    Many plans were discussed, but none of them was thought good enough. At last, a very young Mouse got up and said: "I have a plan that seems very simple, but I know it will be successful. All we have to do is to hang a bell on the Cat's neck. When we hear the ringing we will know immediately that our enemy is coming."

    All the Mice were much surprised that they had not thought of such a plan before. But in the midst of the rejoicing over their good fortune, an old Mouse arose and said:

    "I will say that the plan of the young Mouse is very good. But let me ask one question: Who will bell the Cat?"

    Luckily for all, the cat's soft paws had brought him in with no sound and he had a good solution for them all: There was nothing to fear, the cat already had a favorite mouse to call his own.

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    While not having excessive experience with friendship, Lan Zhan has gathered enough from outside sources to construct a concept of it in his head. He has spent an inordinate amount of time trying to fit Wei Ying into the friendship category, but all his attempts were unsuccessful; no matter how hard Lan Zhan tries, how much he analyses and overanalyses their friendship, how much he extends the limits of friendship in his head, whatever the two of them have developed, it reaches beyond those limits.

    Friends don’t call each other pet names in the tone Wei Ying does, friends don’t kiss each other’s cheek, forehead, neck or hand as tenderly as they do. Friends don’t say my Lan Zhan, with honey dripping from their lips. Of course, they are best friends, a label that’s bound to alter and expand the lines drawn around friendship, but Lan Zhan still does not understand. Which is the issue, as per usual. He does not understand what they really are. He’d be more than content with whatever little crumbs Wei Ying chose to give him, but Wei Ying keeps offering himself up on a plate, in a way he does not do with anyone else, and Lan Zhan does not understand the intention behind it.

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    El señor Wangji tiene un invitado hambriento de su polla.

    O,

    Wangxian pwp en la oficina de Lan Wangji.

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    “Wei Ying,” she let out a deep sigh. “You should talk to him. Just… sleep on it first. I can pick you up and you can stay over. Where are you right now?” she asked, and Wei Ying stopped walking.
    His gaze had been firmly fixed on the sidewalk the entire time, but now that he looked up, he really had no idea where he was.
    “I… let me get to the next street sign,” he sniffled, jogging the rest of the block. “I didn’t make any turns, so I think the crossroads are Cloud and Lotus.” He had just finished saying when a sudden screech of tires made his heart jump in his chest. He spun around to see the blinding shine of headlights.

    or Wei Ying loses his memories one fateful night, and proceeds without them, leaving everyone in his past to wonder what happened to him. 10 years later, with a son, a career, and a new life, his past reemerges through his son, career, and not so new life.

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    Wangxian: They're in love!

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    Wei Ying’s eyebrows lift at the sight but Lan Wangji is focused on the flattened grasses at the base of the tree where he found Wei Ying. In his mind, he sees the too-still body, hears A-Yuan’s sobs, and has to breath through a sudden constriction around his chest.

    Never had his feelings felt more sharp than when he held Wei Ying in his arms, so close to death. Everything had crystallized in that moment and he knew, most likely in the same way his father had known all those years ago, that he could not be without this person.

    A brush with death reveals more than Wei Wuxian plans for and forces Lan Wangji to face his feelings.

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    Lan Zhan and Wei Ying are the final competitors in a cultivation competition hosted by Cloud Recesses that gets sabotaged. Afterwards, they unwind in the Cold Springs, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

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    Wei Wuxian is never taken in by anyone, but he carves himself a place in a world that coexists with the cultivation sects. Everyone has a lot to say about Counselor Wei's past, yet he is the only one who knows what he has been through.
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    Written for Wei Wuxian's birthday event, for the genius WWX prompt!
    Wei Wuxian November Mayhem

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    Lan Wangji's received his punishment by discipline whip and is put in seclusion in the Cold Pond Cave. One day, Wei Ying appears and tells him he's from the future, and come to help his husband bear his punishment. Wangji is sure he's losing his mind, but even if he is, can he refuse the attention from the love of his life?

    Features slow burns and smut!

    I request to be de-anoned!

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    El príncipe Lan Wangji hace años que está recluido. Los aldeanos no lo ven: la mayoría no puede describir su rostro, y la mayoría no sabe que fue maldecido con la obediencia.
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    El asesino contratado Wei Wuxian recibe una nueva misión a cambio de dinero que salvará a su hermano moribundo. ¿El nombre que le dio su anónimo empleador para su próximo asesinato? Lan Wangji.
    *Traducción

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    The night was nearly half-spent when Song Lan fell silent for a long time, the space between them strained for the first time since darkness had fallen.

    “Song Lan,” Wei Wuxian said finally. “What are you thinking?”

    Song Lan shifted, bringing his knees up and wrapping his arms around them. “I wish to ask something of you, but I’m not sure it’s something I should ask of you.”

    Wei Wuxian frowned. “Song Lan, you can ask me. I can decide not to answer.”

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    In which a young Lan Wangji learns the word ‘cutsleeve,’ and that he cannot use it.

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    The problem with Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji thinks as he is efficiently stripped out of the jacket and wide legged trousers that look like moonlight on water and arrayed in a gauzy blue and white gown, is that he is utterly, inescapably distracting. The way he moves with slinky, seductive grace, a barely-concealed power in every line of his lithe frame. The way he smiles and flirts with everyone—the audience, the support staff, the other models—both on and off the catwalk. The absolutely unbearable way his thighs look in the tiny shorts and knee-high suede boots he's currently changing out of.

    Lan Wangji is doing his best to maintain a professional working relationship with his fellow model Wei Wuxian, but tonight might be the straw that breaks the dragon's back.

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