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    Kuroo likes to make sure kenma is comfortable at all times, but sometimes he slips.

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    What happens when kuroo makes kenma go on an impromptu beach trip

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    1/1
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    Kenma eyed Kuroo from the corner of his vision. His phone was held loosely in his hands. His face was sort of… empty. That could be bad or good, but mostly he considered it a bad thing. Especially when they weren’t in a match. The emptier his face looked, the more it meant that his thoughts were elsewhere.

    It usually meant he was overthinking something. Which meant that it was on Kenma to do the underthinking.

    //

    On the train ride back from Miyagi, Kenma somehow has to convince Kuroo that making friends with Shouyou is a good thing.

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    Kenma's eyes widen as he realizes what's happening. "Babe!" Goddamit, why are you so suicidal?
    Kenma quickly takes out his bow and shoots arrows at the Warden, trying to get his attention off of you and onto him. And it works!

    kittywashere: yall heard that?

    or: Kenma accidentally exposes your relationship to the world.

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    1/1
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    86
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    6
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    When Tetsurou moves to Hyogo to get away from the curse that plagues him every month, he doesn't expect to run into the man he was--and still is--in love with. Let alone at a disappearing cafe, in the middle of a winter that just will not end.

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    Tetsurou is cold, until he isn't.

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    1/1
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    6
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    37
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    3
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    486
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    "Are you sure this is gonna work out?"

    "Oh yeah, definitely," Kuroo nodded wisely.

    "Mhm," Bokuto crossed his arms.

    Oikawa looked up at both of them. It's been a while since they'd all met up here at Oikawa's place to try and solve his little problem. However, the clock on the wall just above Kuroo's head had just struck 2 am and the entirety of their lengthy brainstorming led them up to this:

    ***

    After realizing his feelings for his childhood best friend Iwaizumi Hajime, Oikawa Tooru tries to find a way to ask him out. But after things don't work out as planned, he figures maybe he shouldn't have listened to Kuroo and Bokuto's love advice.

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    8/10
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    74
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    160
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    31
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    3,617
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    Mungkin, definisi matahari adalah Hinata Shoyou.
    Namun, baginya, definisi dunia adalah Kuroo Tetsurou.

    Language:
    Bahasa Indonesia
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    2,635
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    1/1
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    18
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    238
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    The thing with agreeing to fake date the guy you are hopelessly in love with is, on paper, you get everything you want. You get to make out with, hold hands with, cuddle with, and go on dates with him. Sounds great, right?

    Well, it is...until you remember the reality of the situation. He doesn't love you back. It isn't a real relationship with real feelings. He has always been upfront with you about using you to make your roommate and his crush jealous.

    And you have no right to complain or be upset. After all, you were the fool to agree to his scheme.

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    1,050
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    1/?
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    3
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    25
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    7
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    Куроо смакував, як пиріг з вишнею.
    Або,
    чотири рази, коли Куроо фліртував із Кеммою (погано і безуспішно) і один раз, коли Кемма фліртував із Куроо (успішно).

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    Українська
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    1/1
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    10
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    30
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    1
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    148
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    "Holy shit he smells like heaven
    Been best friends since we were eleven
    And oh my god I like him"

    Fic inspired by a line in a song by Dance Gavin Dance.
    Lyrics were changed to reflect the proper genders in this fic
    The song is called Uneasy Hearts Weigh The Most. Give it a listen! :)

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    2/4
    Comments:
    12
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    52
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    [Name] occasionally glanced at her boyfriend. Kuroo tried, but he couldn't hide it. He was looking directly at her.
    "Do you want me to paint your nails too?"
    He looked away before answering.
    "Maybe..."

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    46
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    4
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    478
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    Кенма ждет обниманий, но не получает их. Шок. Зрители застыли в ужасе. Куроо Тетсуро сломался.

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    Русский
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    1/1
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    23
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    Yaku says he likes short-haired girls, and Kuroo says he likes long-haired girls.

    It seems like a straightforward disagreement—open and shut—so why is it that Kuroo suddenly feels bothered by every short-haired girl Yaku talks to? Why does Yaku find himself glaring at every long-haired girl that approaches Kuroo?

    Why are they both stupid idiots?

    ...Maybe this is why they're made for each other.

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    "We should practice," he hears himself say, which. He one hundred percent didn't mean to say that—was he even thinking it? But it was out there, and Yaku was looking at him like a deer in headlights.

    "What?"

    "Maybe you're right and I'll be able to kiss Mitsuki-chan if I've got practice," he says, hoping against hope it doesn't look like he's making this up as he goes along, "and you just said you haven't kissed anyone. Sounds like a problem that can solve itself."

    Yaku furrows his brows and absentmindedly presses a finger to his lips as he thinks. Tetsurou tries not to fixate on it. "I want to call this a stupid idea but I can't actually give you a reason why it would be," Yaku says, slowly, reluctantly.

    Tetsurou tries not to perk up too much, flicks his gaze back up to Yaku's big brown eyes. "Wanna try?"

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    Flashing lights. Orange, red, purple, green, blue. 

    A black lace and bead mask, complete with cat ears. 

    Loud music. Not the kind he liked, but the kind that places like that played because it was the done thing.

    A husky laugh that sent arousal skittering down his spine. 

    A floor so sticky his shoes were difficult to pull off it several times.

    Blond hair in a ponytail. 

    Sweating and being cooled by the bubbles released from machines overhead popping against his skin.

    Perfectly pink lips that he was desperate to kiss.

    Drinks. Cocktails with four different kinds of alcohol that had him stumbling after just two, slurring and seeing double after three, barely cognizant after four. 

    An artful Libra tattoo, the simplistic kind with a flat line and a line with an outward curve in it above the flat. 

    Blacking out after cocktail five. 

    Written for Kenma Week 2022, Day Four, Prompt 'Tattoo'.

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    "When Kuroo accepted Kenma’s invitation to laser tag, he should’ve given it more than a millisecond of thought.

    Really, he couldn’t blame himself too much because, let’s face it, it was damn near impossible to say no to Kenma. He was so pretty and his eyes shone a little bit and Kuroo didn’t hesitate for a second before saying yes. And that was that, he’d mentally signed his dignity away in exchange for a date with his boyfriend on the weekend."

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    Kenma is kicking Kuroo's ass at laser tag and Kuroo needs to find a way to get a point somehow.

    Language:
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    58
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    7
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    contrary to popular belief, kuroo tetsurou isn't that scary

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    1/1
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    2
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    97
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    7
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    1,285
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    Kuroo Tetsurou was not gay! At all!

    He was 100% straight, 100% of the time!

    ... Sawamura Daichi was super fucking hot though. No homo.

    Language:
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    1/1
    Comments:
    15
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    161
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    11
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    1,132
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    Kuroo is the self-proclaimed best at arcade games, especially at the one particular game at their local arcade. Well, he's supposed to be but this so-called M00NSHINE has stolen his number one spot over and over again. He can't let this continue, This kid is going down.

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    English
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    1,498
    Chapters:
    1/5
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    381
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    Will Kuroo ever have a normal sleep schedule again?

    No, probably not since he's too busy falling helplessly in love with his insomniac neighbor.

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    English
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    12,361
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    20
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    163
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    20
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    1,554
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    After Kuroo's perfect proposal plan goes awry, Kuroo has to come up with a new, even better way to propose to Tsukishima. But what happens when even that fails miserably?

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    4,901
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    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    419

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