14 Works in Klaus Baudelaire & Quigley Quagmire

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    "I hope you're happy."

    It comes out bitter. He doesn't know what else to say. The words have died on his tongue. He tastes rot in his mouth. He swallows and his voice is the cacophony of death, his mind a graveyard of buried desires.

    I hope you're happy, he thinks. By god I hope you're happy.

    -

    A self indulgent Klaus Baudelaire fic about growing up because I am fucking terrified.

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    English
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    1,236
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    3
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    Klaus (a sassy Edwardian ghost) teams up with Quigley (an enthusiastic but secretive ghost from the 80s) and Fiona (a psychic who may or may not be possessed) to solve a mystery in the town of Stain’d By The Sea.
    They get a LOT more than they bargained for.

    Or:
    The ASOUE characters in the dead boy detectives universe. (Also featuring some ATWQ characters).
    [You don’t need to have seen ‘Dead Boy Detectives’ to understand this fic.]

    Language:
    English
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    7,607
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    189
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    (An ASOUE/ HDM AU) The final instalment in the trilogy of misery that is the chronicles of the lives of the Baudelaire orphans and their associates begins with a terrifying journey down a mountain path, and ends with a slightly less terrifying journey into uncharted waters. In the meantime, though, a great number of challenges lie ahead, including earth-shattering revelations, daring espionage efforts and a devastating death or two.

    The Baudelaires are not alone this time, though- many unexpected allies and associates will emerge, and however temporary their involvement may be, each will bring a little light to this dismal tale, even if it is only a brief glimmer.

    In the dark, though, something is growing- waxing and waning and putting everyone in danger. But with allies and enemies alike more concerned with resolving ancient disputes, will it be possible to keep this foul fungus at bay? Or is everything destined to go up in flames? The end is approaching, but can the Baudelaires make it that far? What will they learn- and sacrifice- along the way?

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    English
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    21,126
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    659
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    Join the unfortunate gen at summer camp, where love is in the air.

    Featuring: Violet Baudelaire being afraid of commitment; Klaus Baudelaire giving away his heart; and alive (if off-screen) parents for the kids.

    Language:
    English
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    5,412
    Chapters:
    3/8
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
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    193
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    Takes place:
    In Between The Slippery Slope and The Penultimate Peril (Grim Grotto doesn’t happen)
    Plot: Klaus & Quigley get Kidnapped by Olaf and go through A Series Of Unfortunate Events, while Violet & Sunny get pushed off a mountain, Kit saves them but everyone thinks they have supposedly died)

    Edit: Might edit some chapters due to me not liking how I wrote them (Edited Chapters: 7 1/2-15 so far)

    Language:
    English
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    69,965
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2,800
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    “Klaus?” his teacher geometry teacher, Ms. Abscess had pulled him aside after class. “I was wondering if you could help tutor a new student. We don’t usually recommend this, but you’re very smart and this is an extreme case. Is that alright?”

    Klaus hated change. Everything had been the same after such a long period of constant change. But he still agreed.

    Language:
    English
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    7,781
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    1,307
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    The unfortunate gen kids have a group chat!
    (Post-canon)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,844
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    103
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1,773
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    What if the Baudelaires did make it onto the self sustaining hot air mobile home in The Vile Village?

    Romance, jealousy, shenanigans, and unfortunate events intensify...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    624
    Chapters:
    2/21
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    592
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    quigley quagmire comes out to his family

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,263
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    23
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    289
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    Everyone's acting weird, Quigley finds a note in his coffee mug, Violet is freaking out, and no one will tell Quigley anything.

    This is pretty much just fluff. Warning though; I've never like, shared any other writing things like this before so sorry if it's bad. Teen rating is for language/swearing. This takes place when Violet is 26ish and Quigley is 25ish, you can figure out everyone else's ages from there.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,386
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    958
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,019
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    750
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    Quigley Quagmire is an average guy. He likes cartography, cream filled coffee, and hates musicals. But Quigleys small world is about to come crashing down under the weights of unspeakable terror! The town Hatchetfield is now plagued with musicals.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,038
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,112
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    The Unfortunate Gen have all moved in together and as you can imagine...holidays are far more chaotic than regular days in the lives of these ten children. Read about how they ended up living together and how they have spent passed Halloweens.

    Full of flashbacks to the childhoods of the two elder Baudelaires, the three Quagmire Triplets, Fiona Widdershins, and Carmelita Spats.

    I hope you guys love this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,340
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,016
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    Beatrice Baudelaire is a single mother of three, working as a waitress in The City. Her only son, Klaus, is an 12-year-old genius who not only manages the family’s taxes but is also an emotional support for his two sisters, Violet and Sunny, and his mother. When Klaus and Violet discover that the triplets next door have a terrible secret, they implore their Beatrice to take action into her own hands.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,560
    Chapters:
    3/40
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,071

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