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Call Me Mother by Peach_bois
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, TOMORROW X TOGETHER | TXT (Korea Band), LOONA (Korea Band)
17 Dec 2024
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A vmin au where fae chel d'stress meets a bi-curious frat boy who won't leave her alone and tries to raise her drag daughter at the same time, her ex- drag mother wants her to fail- will she?
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Jung Hoseok is trying really hard to cultivate the garden of his dreams. The problem is, whenever he's close to growing the most beautiful flowers, his gigantic goofy Golden Retriever, also known as Kim Namjoon, destroys everything.
Thank God Hoseok's a witch and can make a little potion to spray over the dead flowers and bring them back to life.
Too bad his familiar is a Golden Retriever who can't control his body and causes an accident.
Too bad the consequence of his clumsiness is accidentally summoning a demon. -
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Yoongi is a self taught witch who uses natural ingredients from the bog near his cottage to brew his potions. He seldom ventures into the nearest city, HeartsGlade, but his various familiars and pets keep him company. Said companions tend to keep him organized, motivated, and kind of run the show. During one of his outings, they even let an injured wanderer into the cottage.
Yoongi isn't necessarily reluctant to help Namjoon, he's just not all that comfortable with dealing with people. This man is hilariously out of his element in the forest, and so painfully unaware that Yoongi must spend most of his time protecting Namjoon from himself.
Meanwhile, as Namjoon recovers, he reveals more about being a long time student at HeartsGlade University, and knows a thing or two about brewing. A thing or two that could be helpful for Yoongi to solve a mystery about one of his companions.
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Now, Kim Namjoon was rather proud of his Patronus, and rightfully so. It was a majestic Hungarian Horntail—a symbol of strength, intelligence, and, well, let's be honest, pure intimidation. A young wizard who could conjure something of this magnificence was not to be underestimated. In fact, Namjoon had been well-known to indulge the occasional request to see it (though, naturally, one had to ask more than once before he deigned to agree).
However, recently, something strange happened in the halls of Hogwarts. Namjoon who once took great pride in producing his Patronus and proudly paraded it around wouldn't let anyone see it. In fact, he flat-out refused. No matter how many times anyone asked- or begged- he would shake his head, offering only a rather cryptic smile before rapidly changing the subject.
And that, dear reader, has become the most peculiar mystery of late between both the students and professors alike.
Why on earth was Kim Namjoon, of all people, hiding his glorious Patronus?
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- Part 1 of Secrets of the Sorcerers' Hearts
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Namjoon is a bit of a disaster. He tries his best but he's always tripping or losing something or breaking things and sometimes the only way to cope with it is to tell the worst joke he can think of. Much to his surprise, the six most attractive people he's ever seen are INCREDIBLY into it.
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How Namjoon got six boyfriends by combining clutzing out with the world's worst puns and pick-up lines.
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Jungkook waited for them—hours, days, months, and years. However, he learns a lot about himself and them while he waits.
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Everyone has their own dreams, and his hyungs aspire to be the best hero group. To help them achieve that dream, he does everything he can, including going to a boarding school to manifest his Ying. Despite years of effort, he finds no trace of Ying within himself. Still, he watches through the glass as his hyungs save people and find happiness. But is that all there is to it? Are they really heroes or some fake actors?
When Jungkook looks back, everything falls into place, and he realizes their dreams are nothing but empty promises that are lost within itself.
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The smell of petrichor was Hoseok’s favorite. How interesting that a certain nature witch’s magic smelled exactly like the petrichor scent Hoseok loved so much.
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Jung Hoseok, a forgotten nymph, a god that lived on the mountain, finds his life entangled with Kim Namjoon, the local town's beloved (reclusive) sole nature witch.
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Let's Get Lost Tonight (Baby, You And I) by itsthatpinkbitch
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
29 Aug 2024
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He had moved.
Namjoon had moved out of the way.
How—
How would his hyungs be able to find him now? He had broken Seokjin's instructions. What if they would never find him again? Namjoon was hyperventilating. His breathing was short and erratic, his chest felt too tight and hot. Blood was pooling in his mouth, his fangs pressing into his lower lip as he tumbled backward, until his back hit a wall.
Or, that one time Namjoon hadn't gotten lost, okay? If anything, his hyungs had gotten lost.
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- Part 7 of Baby Teeth
- Part 13 of My OT7
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Texting/university BTS story (all typos are intentional). On crack - major crack.
I hope you enjoy!JHop: lol. Does little jungkookie have a crush ?
KimTae: on me?? Better be on me not joon. ffs.
JJ: …
JJ: Well I mean ya, tae u cute af
KimTae: jaw drop. mic drop. drop top. drop everything now. meet me in the pouring rain. for I am shooketh!
PJimin changed chat name to Gay Panic Level 1000.
KimTae: …I mean…
KimTae: Ya cool kook, I think u cute 2
PJimin: lol not smooth tae, nice try…anyway.
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Namjoon’s been struggling with writing lyrics for his album. It’s the first time he’s tried to write something for himself rather than others and it’s so much harder than he ever imagined. Feeling lost and alone, his attention strays to the blonde man working behind the bar who offers to walk him home.
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Namjoon likes Jimin.
Namjoon thinks Jimin likes Hoseok.
Namjoon pretends to like Hoseok to protect Jimin after a misunderstanding.
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Ever since Suga knew RM, he'd hated him. RM was nothing but a lawless asshole who took up the people's cause in his own hands only to cause chaos. But one night when Namjoon stumbled on his doorstep, bloody and frail, Yoongi slowly realized the horrifying atrocities of the society.
Little by little, he feels something different inside him bloom for Namjoon.
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Love means change and bit by bit, Yoongi did too.
A/N: "I didn't know where else to go." Trope
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Love can be so simple & yet so complicated.
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- Part 3 of My 2024 Jinkook Twitter Threadfics
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given (can't say goodbye, I'm still drifting with your echoes) by vouamarte
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
16 Feb 2024
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There is a tune stuck in Jimin's head. As he clutches the guitar in his hands, this melody swirls around and around, screaming words of regret, longing, and loss. Maybe a chance encounter with certain guitarist can finally give Jimin the push to let his voice be heard.
a jikook version of the anime given.
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Twenty years ago, a deadly virus emerged and wiped every flower from the face of the Earth.
That's what everyone thinks. That's what Jimin thought, at least.
Until one day, he finds a bloomed rose sitting in Yoongi's living-room.
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Seokjin has known Namjoon for a few years and, from the beginning, has had a special feeling for the boy. However, life happens and their destinies never seemed to cross, taking them on opposite paths. It was never the right time, they were never on the same line. That is, until Seokjin has his heart broken and decides to finally move on.
But, apparently, Namjoon is the one not ready to let Seokjin go.
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While Kim Namjoon decides to spend some time in Dallas for 2 months to work on music and relax, he meets a cute gym owner that instantly flusters and captivates him.
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NamJoon finds more than one way to work out while hanging out at a crossfit gym.
***Main Character is a black woman***
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Snapshots (Stumbling Into Love) by asherficworks for NataliesThinkingAboutWriting
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
02 Jan 2024
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Namjoon crashes into Jungkook - and they fall in love.
A series of snapshots, not necessarily in chronological order, of pivotal moments in Jungkook's and Namjoon's lives.
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Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells (Jingle All The Way) by itsthatpinkbitch
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
20 Dec 2023
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"Humans are always so suspicious of me. Fine," he conceded. Placing the iPad on Namjoon's bed, he adjusted his green hat, tugging it until his elongated ears were fully on display, gesturing to them theatrically, "See? Elf ears."
Namjoon scrutinized the pointed ears, his scepticism lingering. "But those could be fake. I've seen TikToks of people with fake elf ears," he pondered, squinting in the dimly lit room.
Or, Namjoon wakes up to a stranger in a costume in his room telling him to make a wish and he's not too sure what he should do about it.
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Intoxicated Minds (Often Tell The Truth) by itsthatpinkbitch
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
18 Dec 2023
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"Oh, I like lots o' smart words!" Namjoon babbled, his words slurred, and he wiggled around in Yoongi's lap, seemingly attempting a great escape to resume his earlier escapades of careening into walls, "Like 'Ubiquitous,' which means 'present everywhere.' So, like, uh, air is ubiquitous. Or 'Mellifluous,' which means you like something so much that it's hard to explain why. Like- Like, my love for you guys is mellifluous."
"That's..." Yoongi had to intervene, preventing one of Namjoon's hands from colliding with his own nose, "That's really cute, Joon-ah. We love you too, darling."
"Mhm," Namjoon nodded wisely, his intoxicated expression oddly endearing, "You know what- what else I love mellifluously? Dick-"
Or, garlic - contrary to popular belief - doesn't actually kill vampires. It does get fledglings quite intoxicated, though.
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- Part 5 of Baby Teeth
- Part 11 of My OT7