17 Works in Kim Jongin | Kai Being Dumb

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    Do Kyungsoo membenci Kim Jongin. Namun selasa malam mencemoohnya atas ucapan kontradiksi yang lelaki itu lakukan secara rutin.

    Language:
    Bahasa Indonesia
    Words:
    5,857
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    199
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    Sehun wants a baby.

    All he has to do now is make it known- and that's easier said than done because his professor of a boyfriend is a complete and absolute dunce.

    (He says that lovingly, of course.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,969
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    237
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    3,423
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    Naiinis si Kyungsoo dahil ang sarap pa rin ng ex-husband niyang si Jongin.

    Language:
    Filipino
    Words:
    7,294
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    248
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    3,790
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    Jongin doesn't want a tattoo to determine who he will spend his future with which is why he decides to get as many as possible so that the choice will be his

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,560
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    309
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    3,401
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    “So you’re telling me that you’ve been chewing on a Mandrake leaf for an entire month so you could transform yourself into a what? A bloody grizzly bear?”

    “Not a grizzly bear Hunnie,” Jongin whines, “just an average brown bear.”

    Or: Jongin is trying to become an animagus and Sehun is worried. Things don’t quite turn out the way the older was hoping for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    688
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    “So, how does it feel to be relegated to backup for once?” Jongdae’s voice is so unerringly loud and chirpy in his left ear, it makes Jongin wonder why these earpieces never came with volume controls. “You’re like, the-rest-of-the-Pussycat-Dolls to Kyungsoo’s Nicole Scherzinger.”

    in which jongin learns through experience that it’s possible to detest champagne after having it served at every other meal; that they do, in fact, make child-sized Rolexes; and that minseok hadn’t written a way for him to navigate this situation. and really, all he wants is to go home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,945
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    117
    Kudos:
    433
    Bookmarks:
    105
    Hits:
    6,387
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    Porn addict teenager Jongin's life changes after he becomes... addicted to watching gay porn. Well that's how everything started.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,723
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    171
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    3,802
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    94
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    Why is Sehun being weird? Why does Jongin care? Oh, right, he's totally head over heels because Sehun fucked him once and made him come twice in an hour... But that was last week

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,908
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    202
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1,949
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    Every Thursday night, people open their televisions just to watch the new episode of "Cooking With Doh".

    Regular viewers of the show might have listed down the ingredients and instructions for the new recipe but the only thing Jongin got down was his boxers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,140
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    233
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    4,030
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    jongin being big dumb and not knowing how to take care of chanyeol
    sometimes sehun wonders why jongin has chanyeol in the first place

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    508
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
    421
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    sehun sort of educates jongin on...how to take care of chanyeol

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    409
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    428
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    JongIn meets Sehun, he kinda has a crush on him.
    Everybody knows, but them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,599
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    887
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    In which Kyungsoo and Jongin gets locked in a very, very narrow janitor room and things start to get very, very weird.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    322
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    32
    Hits:
    498
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    Kyungsoo broke up with Kai two years ago. Kyungsoo thought he had stopped thinking about Kai but why was his heartbeat still taking the speed at the sight of Kai entering the new office building?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,365
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,078
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    In which Kyungsoo and Jongin have a deal where Jongin provides Kyungsoo with inspiration for his writing so long as Kyungsoo feeds his inhuman appetite.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,141
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    510
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    When Jongin unintentionally gets Sehun in trouble, they both end up getting suspended. However, being the nerd Sehun is, he pleads and grovels until he and Jongin's punishment has been reduced to an in school suspension. Now Sehun has to face an entire seven hours in a silent library while having a severe allergy to dust and a severe hatred for Jongin.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,338
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,177

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