17 Works in Kim Jongin | Kai Being Dumb
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Do Kyungsoo membenci Kim Jongin. Namun selasa malam mencemoohnya atas ucapan kontradiksi yang lelaki itu lakukan secara rutin.
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Sehun wants a baby.
All he has to do now is make it known- and that's easier said than done because his professor of a boyfriend is a complete and absolute dunce.
(He says that lovingly, of course.)
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Naiinis si Kyungsoo dahil ang sarap pa rin ng ex-husband niyang si Jongin.
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Jongin doesn't want a tattoo to determine who he will spend his future with which is why he decides to get as many as possible so that the choice will be his
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“So you’re telling me that you’ve been chewing on a Mandrake leaf for an entire month so you could transform yourself into a what? A bloody grizzly bear?”
“Not a grizzly bear Hunnie,” Jongin whines, “just an average brown bear.”
Or: Jongin is trying to become an animagus and Sehun is worried. Things don’t quite turn out the way the older was hoping for.
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i’d take a bullet for you (but i’d need to check my schedule first) by sonjjit
Fandoms: EXO (Band)
05 Mar 2021
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“So, how does it feel to be relegated to backup for once?” Jongdae’s voice is so unerringly loud and chirpy in his left ear, it makes Jongin wonder why these earpieces never came with volume controls. “You’re like, the-rest-of-the-Pussycat-Dolls to Kyungsoo’s Nicole Scherzinger.”
in which jongin learns through experience that it’s possible to detest champagne after having it served at every other meal; that they do, in fact, make child-sized Rolexes; and that minseok hadn’t written a way for him to navigate this situation. and really, all he wants is to go home.
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Porn addict teenager Jongin's life changes after he becomes... addicted to watching gay porn. Well that's how everything started.
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- Part 5 of EXO OTP Prompts
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- English
- Words:
- 50
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Why is Sehun being weird? Why does Jongin care? Oh, right, he's totally head over heels because Sehun fucked him once and made him come twice in an hour... But that was last week
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- Part 2 of Mischief Managed
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Every Thursday night, people open their televisions just to watch the new episode of "Cooking With Doh".
Regular viewers of the show might have listed down the ingredients and instructions for the new recipe but the only thing Jongin got down was his boxers.
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jongin being big dumb and not knowing how to take care of chanyeol
sometimes sehun wonders why jongin has chanyeol in the first placeSeries
- Part 2 of of ferrets, dumb owners, and sehun
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sehun sort of educates jongin on...how to take care of chanyeol
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- Part 20 of exo drabbles
- Part 1 of of ferrets, dumb owners, and sehun
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JongIn meets Sehun, he kinda has a crush on him.
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In which Kyungsoo and Jongin gets locked in a very, very narrow janitor room and things start to get very, very weird.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 322
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 32
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Kyungsoo broke up with Kai two years ago. Kyungsoo thought he had stopped thinking about Kai but why was his heartbeat still taking the speed at the sight of Kai entering the new office building?
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In which Kyungsoo and Jongin have a deal where Jongin provides Kyungsoo with inspiration for his writing so long as Kyungsoo feeds his inhuman appetite.
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When Jongin unintentionally gets Sehun in trouble, they both end up getting suspended. However, being the nerd Sehun is, he pleads and grovels until he and Jongin's punishment has been reduced to an in school suspension. Now Sehun has to face an entire seven hours in a silent library while having a severe allergy to dust and a severe hatred for Jongin.