6 Works in Kenny McCormick & Leopold "Butters" Stotch & Tweek Tweak

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    When Tweek moves from New York City to a hick mountain town in the middle of nowhere, he figures he'll be spending his senior year alone. He's quick to learn the people in this town are different- and they're not all bad.

    Craig doesn't like much of anything. He's spent his whole life disliking the same town, the same routine, and the same people. He's just not a happy person. It's not like a weird new kid from the East Coast can change that- even if he's unlike anyone Craig has ever known.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    41/41
    Comments:
    532
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    718
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    93
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    There are no good parents in South Park.

    Or that’s Kenny McCormick’s working theory, anyways. It’s not like he knows every kid in South Park. There are probably a few happy families in this town somewhere, but as far as he knows, it's not many. Enough to count on one hand. Honestly, he’s starting to think they’re a myth.

    Everyone has shitty parents in South Park, (Except for maybe Tolkien, but this story isn’t about him), its just the way things are. He and his siblings just happened to get the shorter end of the stick, ended up with parents that were more outwardly horrible, who didn’t bother putting on fake smiles and happy masks. So, what do you do when you realize that you, and maybe two or three other kids all have the worst homelives in South Park?

    You make a group chat. Duh.
     
    McWhoremic added Butters! And Tweekers to the group chat
    McWhoremic renamed the group chat Shitty Parents Club 2.0

    McWhoremic is typing…

     

    (or; three times the Shitty Parents Club help each other, and one time they help someone else.)

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    English
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    24,717
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    33
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    197
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    2,190
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    As far as Tweek can tell, it begins with a bottle of Jack Daniels and a game of Truth or Dare. One night, just one mistake...

    But then his life begins to unravel around him in a series of buried memories and closely guarded secrets, and before long he’s struggling to stay on his feet in a world he no longer recognizes. When did everything go so disastrously wrong? What really happened, all those years ago? And where, in amongst the fallout, does Tweek belong?

    (Mistakes always have consequences, and answers never come cheap in a place like South Park.)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    204,512
    Chapters:
    52/?
    Comments:
    2,916
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    3,244
    Bookmarks:
    414
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    95,435
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    Longinus: hey
    Longinus: hey guys
    Longinus: if the opposite of 'pro' is 'con' and the opposite of progress is congress
    Longinus: then the opposite of constitute is–
    Brutus: I’m going to have to stop you right there, Kenny.
    Longinus: but we’re all thinking it
    Brutus: This is one of those times you have to use your brain filter, Kenny.
    Longinus: lol no
    Longinus: opposite of constitute is prostitu

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    English
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    8,335
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    381
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    5,371
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    ...It's a chatfic. It's dumb. Your humour will most likely be broken. It's perfect just for you. Because I don't fucking know. It just sorta came out like it's own thing. It was supposed to be in a different story.

    Language:
    English
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    2,309
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    15
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    507
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    The sky has always beckoned me, seducing me with its twinkling freckles and vibrant blues. It never failed to take my breath away every time I've caught glimpses of it. The way it moves has enamoured me for years, and its soft words written in stars have cemented me to be the audience of its eternal stage play. Maybe I just had too much to drink tonight, but I swore to whomever may be up there that the sight that has always been hanging above me, doomed to be untouchable, became tangible in the form of Tweek Tweak. Akin to the sky, he's as impossible to reach and interact with. However, being as he's as human as me, perhaps I will be able to feel the ineffable supernovas and galaxies. I'll do whatever it takes to experience such an enigma anyway, even if I have to travel to the moon and back.

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    English
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    1,345
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
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