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    After continuously messing things up for them and their friends, the New Kid finally mentally breaks after they get sent to the Christmas hellhole future South Park after Cartman became mayor. The others finally learn about what New Kid had been going through

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    Under the influence of their questionable classmate, Eric Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and The New Kid discover a life and world resting in the underbelly of South Park. Or is it in the woods? Their Newly reinitiated game of superheros leads them down a dangerous path, beyond human constructs of mortality.

    Many things hide within the dark, but not all rotten, the warmth of friendship and love can guide you when lost. You may find a flame was lit all along waiting to be graced by your breath.

    In the least spoiler way, slowburn, coming of age, cults, heros, oh my! also contains some steamy scenarios as well as swears/slurs youd find in South Park- however they are used to be criticized and censored.

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    A new family is moving into South Park and it wasn’t hard for word to get around in the small town. Everybody is curious, including the kids at school, hearing they’ll be getting another classmate. The New Kid isn’t sure how to feel about the new adjustment, their parents were always still on edge and acting strange, and it was only getting worse, to top it off, South Park seemed to be an odd place, about everybody just seemed like a jackass and was always trying to find a reason for a fight

    But not only do they have to adjust to a new school life, they’re forced to also be some kind of superhero and some mighty fighter by some random group of kids.

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    A New Kid moves to the eponymous town of South Park, and becomes involved in an epic role-play fantasy war involving humans, wizards, and elves, who are fighting for control of the all-powerful Stick of Truth. Their game quickly escalates out of control, bringing them into conflict with aliens, Nazi zombies, and gnomes, threatening the entire town with destruction.

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    I thought of something cool in my existential crisis moment because South Park The Fracture But Whole.
    TW:
    Swearing
    Hate speech

    I refuse to use slurs. Also this is New Kid x Kenny because I surprisingly enjoyed those fanfics

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    5 years ago, a new kid moved to SouthPark being a mystery to the people of SouthPark and is still a bit of a mystery, now in their freshman year Cartmen starts back up the superhero game. The New Kid named Ash Joins their game thinking won't go anywhere crazy however, it seems Ash's past comes to meet him head on with friends from the past meeting their old leader of their villain squad. As well as the crazy shit any game the kids of south park play.

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    The new kid has been lonely since he moves every month sometimes not even a week in they'll move again, makes him wonder if his parents are rich or not

    Doesn't matter though it's a new town and new kids he'll have to meet

    Warning
    Uses of sex jokes
    Uses of inappropriate language
    Uses of curse words

    Also this was inspired by
    The theif and the princess by stardustcherry

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    On a cold night in South Park two teens meet and get stuck together in the snow.

    “I'll stay for as long as you need.” Kenny soothed feeling a little stupid, he'd never comforted anyone other than his siblings and even then the context here is completely different. Kenny felt the weight of the New Kids head slip onto his shoulder, rustling in his pocket to take out his pack again. After lighting his, he offered Kenny another one to which he declined. He just wanted to watch and breathe with him. In and out, Kenny watched as the smoke slowly fell from the New Kids open mouth. Moments later he made smoke rings, impressively making rings inside of each other in the still night air. Kenny felt his stomach drop as he focused on the New Kids lips once again, being this close he felt like he could smell everything on him. The tobacco being the surface scent but underneath was something sweet and tart. A car passing by illuminated their faces, red... his lips were tinted red from whatever chapstick he had on.

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    In return for the latest Chinpokomon merchandise, Dave takes up Kenny’s offer to practice a few videos with him.

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    Mysterion, Buttlord, and Callgirl work together to keep themselves and their little mountain town safe from all takers-- including a CDC vaccination test gone terribly wrong.

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    When a new kid moves in near Kenny, rumors quickly spread about the second poor kid to live in South Park. What does this mean for the small mountain town?
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    The main ship is Kenny/FemOC or New Kid/Douchebag, but others will be featured. I plan to follow both video games, but space out the events so we get nice slice of life scenes in between. I'm hoping to give decent "screen time," so to speak, to all the main characters.

    This is basically self-indulgent garbage (I mean absolute trash) and I'm not sorry for it.

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    Mysterion takes his time to muse about the New Kid and their relationship - and then, he comes to a decision.

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    New Kid accidentally reveals to various characters they're not actually a boy, and they have some special reactions to the information. (Using they/them pronouns for the new kid, and no I will not be referring to them as Douchebag lol) (Open to requests of any type!)

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    Mysterion gets a series of love letters delivered to him at the Freedom Pals’ base. Who could his secret admirer be?

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    South Park, the most chaotic unpredictable town ever. You'd think every child would be tainted, you'd be wrong. Meet Y/N, the nicest oddball you'd ever meet. Look as her adventures with her and her friends escalate.

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    She's in town for years, and yet no one knows her name. We've been calling her the New Kid for years, and she's still a mystery to most of us. She's even fighting crime at night. As mystery incarnate, I must know who she is. For South Park's sake, and for my balls' sake.

    (Based on The Fractured But Whole kids are teens)

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    Now that the Stick of Truth RPG is over it's time for N.K. to face the normal everyday life of South Park.
    She should have known nothing in South Park is ever normal!
    Day to day the craziness of this supposed quiet little mountain town she has to combat now.
    Thank god, she has Tammy, Wendy, her boys, and her Social Media/Magical Girl Powers on her side.
    This gonna be a wild ride!

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    SoT AU: Her homeland invaded, her parents died, and all Magic was outlawed
    Dark Magician N.K. is on the run from the Inquisition, who wants nothing more than to burn her at a stake.
    She finds herself in Zaron, the Human Kingdom, not knowing that she stepped into a war for the most powerful relict of them all.
    A legend, which is reality.
    The Stick of Truth.

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    I'm bad at descriptions :-(
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    stories made using ChatGPT & Grammarly Go
    ****I DO NOT SHIP MOST OF THESE SHIPS!!

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    N.K. is angry at her parents.
    Not only did they move again, no, but they moved into a snowy hicktown named South Park!
    She was sure she would hate it there, yet surprisingly she gets to participate in the epic RPG the kids play and falls for the human princess and the elf king.
    Who is friend, who is foe and which side should she choose?

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    Comments:
    88
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    83
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    17
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