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An Average Day In #watch-mints by Salamander Crimes (Emrysthemay)
Fandoms: Blaseball (Video Game)
30 Jun 2024
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Jesse Tredwell and Ayanna Dumpington both suck very much at Blaseball, but at least they have that in common.
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a voice in a dream whispered a name by cyndakip for mossy_kit
Fandoms: Blaseball (Video Game)
22 Dec 2021
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Your name is PolkaDot Patterson.
…At least, you assume it is. Those two words are inscribed on a nameplate attached to the door of the room you woke up in, and that's all the information you have to go on.
(Even in an AU where the players exist only to play blaseball, Dot still manages to find a family along the way.)
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The term "save situation" is used to indicate the successful maintenance of a lead by a relief pitcher, usually the closer, until the end of the game.
Everything builds up. Everything falls down. Aequitas's Empire collapses, and what's left are the basics.
don't give uphelp each other
get moving
Map. Steer. Aid.Splortsmanship, splortsmanship, is back.
a remembrance of season 24 and the stories we told.
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or: it's friday afternoon, there goes antigone to be buried alive
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- Part 7 of blaseball stories made in twine
- Part 4 of the elliot from seattle jessica telephone extended universe
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DIE TRYING by elliotfromseattle (WorkID: 35170108)
Summary: or: it's friday afternoon, there goes antigone to be buried alive
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The third last thing that Hewitt remembers before the vault is dying. The less said about that, the better. The second last is the Hall, which is less clear than they expected. The last thing is the Rising Stars game. Hands on their arms. Shouting and knowing it was too late. Being carried away. Gold pouring into them and gold pouring out of them.
And now here they are. In the vault. The less said about that, the better, too.
(A story about the vault, gold, legacies, cooking, community, Hewitt, Sosa, York, and the things we do for one another.)
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She hated the league, and it hated her; it had dragged her kicking and screaming out of freedom and didn't even have the guts to finish the job. (She didn't say that part out loud.)
(an interpretation of the end: the gods are finally losing their grasp, and the world is coming apart at its seams.)
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Kitchen Bomb Caramel (Dulce de Leche)
So apparently exposure to terror leaves me calm instead. Which I only realized after my first reaction to the incineration of Boyfriend Monreal was to create a bomb in my kitchen.Stu "Stew" Briggs writes a food crimes blog to cope with the stress of Blaseball. Then ae gets Revoked and sent to Houston.
Or: a good cook makes bad things on purpose.
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Oooh this blog style is so delightful!
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You will not go to heaven, you'll go to Kansas City. by waltztangocache
Fandoms: Blaseball (Video Game)
10 Feb 2023
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The media won’t pick it up until a few months from now. After the new team is all here, after games start. In all likelihood, it’ll be the TV crew of another team that breaks it. When they do, someone will stick an enterprising tagline on it:
Kansas City, Home of the Living Dead
(Hops Chen falls to his hometown, but that's not the full story.)
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A series of vignettes to accompany my song Marco Stink (We Love That Bug!) — in particular, the bridge. Why would Hewitt ask the whole team how they feel about Marco? What would it look like when he did?
I didn't cover as many characters here as I would have liked, but I didn't know a lot of Discipline-era players and didn't want this to grow to the point where it felt too long or I wasn't able to finish it.
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and one day i'll watch them burn with me by Novelsinourheads
Fandom: Blaseball (Video Game)
14 Mar 2024
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“they’re going to trade me,” you tell enid, sour-salt crackling on your tongue.
“not this season,” she says. “you’re a good batter.”
“they don’t like me.”
“does it matter?” enid asks. she stabs the fabric again with her needle. red embroidery floss fans out across the black in the shape of a flower petal, or a drop of blood. “do you need to be liked?”
(or: jon halifax, in 20 snapshots.)
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full of emotions. all of them at once
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A collection of letters (and other remembrances) addressed to and from people on the Kansas City Breath Mints in the wake of their untimely death.
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Lucas Petty is stupid in love with Marquez Clark. But one day, he just VANISHES. Poof. Gone. No trace of the guy. It's up to them to figure out just what the hell happened to him, and maybe make a few friends (or enemies...) along the way. They miss their idiot boyfriend so much.
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i have to bookmark things so i can close tabs so my computer doesn't explode
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“It is rumored that Leach and Eduardo Ingram manifested into this plane at the exact same moment, and that their marriage was one of the immutable laws of the universe.”
They had been together forever, literally. Where there was Leach, there was Eduardo, and where there was Eduardo, there was Leach. They weren’t a couple you would expect, a gentle seraphim and a loud mouthed lich. But once you met them, you knew, you understood immediately why the marriage between the two was an immutable law of the universe.
Or at least, it was supposed to be.
(A series of brief scenes from Season 4 to Season 24 about Eddie and Leach continuing their marriage after Eddie's death.)
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Written for Daleween 2020. York and the MT Teens go to a haunted house. Predictably when one of the most scary things recently in the blaseball cosmology has been a peanut deity, and one of them has been Shelled, things go a little sideways.
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PLEASE I CANNOT EXPLAIN HOW MUXH I ADORE THIS FIC PLEASE PLEAE PLEASE I LOVE IT SO MUCH
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interactive blaseball fiction created in twine, hosted on itch.io
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Hewitt Best hates the Idol Board for everything represents, but also for all the pain it has caused him. He doesn't like being good at blaseball, he also knows that it's the only way to survive. He just wants to protect his family.
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- Part 3 of Blaseball Amnesty-d Fics
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Someone asked me to create an alverse (not to be confused with the Thursverse, an entirely different thing I had no hand in making), and who am I to deny people what they want?
So I will write a quick thing about every character ever to exist in Blaseball ever. Or until I get bored. Whichever comes first.
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You are PolkaDot Zavala.
You are a credit to the team, whether you like it or not.
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...just a boy, who had to play this splort.
we only had wyatt mason xiii for like 12 hours but we all love them very much. godspeed thirteeny you mcr-lyric-retweeting main-character chuunibyou sans-undertale-wannabe martyr-complexed lil' edgelord trash.
assorted mostly-fluffy 12x100 of various thirteeny situations.