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A little under a century ago Alternia attempted to colonize Earth under the guise of a simple baking company.
While it managed to gain a foothold, it turned out that they severely underestimated Earthlings. Less then a few decades later, the invasion was ended after the death of the empress causing the Alternian factions to begin collapsing and fleeing. Those who remained, were caught, or were hatched on earth, now live alongside humans.
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Your name is Dirk Strider. And this is the worst summer of your life.
After your Aunt finally divorced her incredibly shitty husband, you'd thought that family vacations would be peaceful affairs. Instead, things somehow seem worse then ever before. In an attempt to mediate some of this, you've ended up 'escorting' your younger cousin to her summer job- a tailor shop on a troll reserve. Right in the middle of the biggest Troll Rights movement since the Summoner Riots.
Meanwhile, your ex still isn't talking to you and there's some shady ass troll guy lurking around.
Like you said. Worst. Summer. Ever.
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Bec’s Not Dead (A Religious Deconstruction) by ppwomyanmar
Fandoms: Homestuck, God's Not Dead (Movies)
14 Dec 2024
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John Egbert has started his first day at Christian Academy. Sburb? Caliborn? Alternia??? This John Egbert has never experienced such hardship. His only concerns have been keeping up with grades and having a dead nanna. Soon, he’ll discover an all new challenge when atheist teaching prodigy, Dave Strider, assigns John and the rest of the class some seemingly simple homework. Write “God is Dead” on a piece of paper
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In Which John Egbert is Allowed to Feel Rage for Once in his Life by bewarethepurpleone
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Dec 2024
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John stared at the eyeless muse, waiting for her to crack a joke or at least a smile. Something to let the poor kid know that this wasn't what was actually waiting for him--for all of them--so close to the end of the game. No such solace came, and a dull memory began to flicker in the back of the teenager's head, one that burned hot for just a moment before fading quietly into a migraine waiting to happen. A memory of himself and his ectobiological sister. And a movie he hadn't realized was as AWFUL as it was.
"So, is being a shitty writer a requirement for cherubs, or is it a family trait?"
The Heir of Breath is recruited by Alternate Calliope to help ensure Homestuck^2 never happens. The clearest way to make it work is to force the game to run a patch before its completion, but it will require a lot of work on John's end, and the results are something no one but Alt Calliope and her increasingly fed up editor could have expected. John has never felt closer to the Makaras, and as time goes on, the feelings start to be reciprocated.
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- Part 1 of Patchstuck
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5* Young Adults play a game.
*5 (actually 6 and an AI)
A Scratch is caused thanks to The Doctor’s tampering
PLEASE mind the tags, the story is intended to be primarily OC focused but Hal is also about as relevant.
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cronus just takes and takes and takes, regardless of anything.
or kankri gets r worded
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Kankri goes for a little walk in the woods (location unknown - it doesn't really matter) and encounters Cronus having some solo fun. Kankri gets a bad case of curiosity and learns that messing around can be quite enjoyable.
This was written basically all in one go in like five hours so it's not really edited and it may be a little rushed but who cares? I don't :3
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Babysitter? I Hardly Know Him by DavekatInTheYearOfOurLord2024 for ME MYSELF AND I
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Dec 2024
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KARKAT: HEARD YOU ELECTROCUTED YOUR LAST BABYSITTER PRETTY BADLY. YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T DO STUFF LIKE THAT, BUT I'M WILLING TO BET HE DESERVED IT, HUH?
DIRK: He did.
Dirk smiles, a good sign that he might actually get along with this sitter.
His older brother can't help but laugh quietly, shaking his head at the way Dirk so readily agrees to committing assault with no guilt whatsoever. But Dave needs to be the responsible adult here.
DAVE: no dirk, in this house we dont injure people even if they “kind of deserve it”
DIRK: Too late.
Dave (38) is basically a single dad, raising his little brother Dirk (10) on his own for the last ten years.
Now Dave's lonely and dating again, so Karkat (21) has taken up babysitting for him.
Dave and Karkat both think they're out of each other's league.
Dave goes on increasingly horrible dates.
Quadrant shenanigans ensue.Dave ♥︎ Karkat
Terezi ♠ Gamzee
Karkat ♦ Gamzee
Kankri ? Cronus
Terezi ♦ VriskaSeries
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humanstuck AU were in the dancestors all sort of know eachother irl but also have flame wars online mostly not knowing eachothers identitys. its going to get realy messy and kind of angsty so be warned.
I was going to use their trolian handles an their usernames but turns out the dancestors don't have any canon trollian handles so had to look online for some fanon ones, and this is what I chose:
Damara: GroupthinkAsistant
Ruffio: AurochsAscendant
Mituna: TwofoldGanger
Mewlin: ArdentCarnivora
Kankri: ChitinousCastigant
Porrim: AbsenteeAupair
Latula: CounterweightArgument
Arenea: AmbuscadeAcrimony
Horuss: AnthropicCanter
Kurloz: GruffCarnivale
Cronus: CynicsGrenache
Meenah CuttlefishCorraller
// cradit to ReptileConfetti on reddit//a lot of this is writen sort of shity, its a part of the characterization, roll with it >,..,O also englich is neither mine nor my beta readers first language so be ware
originally posted on wattpad a few moths ago
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Goodnight Moon - Nepeta by telomereApricity (superfloyd_writes_137) for meowloudly15
Fandoms: Homestuck
03 Dec 2024
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Meulin didn’t sing, exactly; she couldn’t hear it even if she tried, but she knew you could, so she tried her best to hum something resembling a lullaby. You didn’t care if she never sounded like any songs you knew. Her hands had been warm, and her presence reassuring.
Something darker in your memory twists and you remember the day it ended.
Nepeta can't sleep. She thinks about life before Karkat, Kankri, and their human parents.
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- Part 1 of SKAU Snippets
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One Shots by NekoAli0
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Supernatural (TV 2005)
28 Nov 2024
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I had an idea so I wanted to make it into something, hope you guys enjoy! it is my first fanfiction in a long long time.
I wanted more fics so i decided why not write what i want to see, updates will hopefully be often, I hope you enjoy and feel free to leave comments.
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It wasn't always easy dealing with family, but she hoped that maybe it would be easier this time around.
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- Part 2 of A kingdom to come
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- 1/1
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Rose is full of wishes: she wishes her sister Roxy didn’t have to work all day to make ends meet. She wishes her brother Dirk didn’t have to plunge into debt for his degree. She wishes her brother Hal had a body. She wishes her brother Dave---also known as the vigilante Jumpstart---didn’t have to risk his life on the street against the villains that the Prospitian Hero Tower never bothered to chase. A tower that would rather imprison him than help anyone.
And she wishes her powers were more useful than seeing a future she is powerless to prevent.
All she can do is take commissions, stay in school, and keep safe---until she sees a new threat and can’t let herself stay down any longer.
If Dave and Hal can do something, surely she can, too.Series
- Part 1 of The Heroes of the City of Skaia
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When Damara finally has it with Rufioh's spineless flip-flopping nature and empty promises, she quickly finds comfort in talking to the one member of her team everyone else avoided like the plague: Kankri Vantas. Though initially unsure of each other given their respective reputations, the two slowly begin to realize that outward impressions aren't always accurate.
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Let's just say Cronus has some interesting kinks and Kankri is in heat so he's down for anything... This one I'm not exactly sure I should be proud of. I've never written anything quite like this before so forgive my brain.
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Just some lazy smut. That's all it is. I am not good at writing summaries.
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Uh so this is like a combination of another fic I wrote plus one I never finished so here. Have some smut in which Kankri makes some weird decisions.
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In the heyday of the Beforan Empire, an expedition to a colony world uncovers something from a long-lost civilization.
In the long dusk of the Alternian Empire, the survivors of the Great Cataclysm struggle to survive.
In the year 2019 on Earth, four old friends finally get to meet each other for the first time.
In the year 2219 in the Greater Pan-American Corporate Governance Region, four old friends find themselves drawn together by mysterious circumstances.
In a place outside of space and time, It watches... and waits.A novel-length re-imagining of Homestuck that combines elements of science-fiction, urban fantasy, cyberpunk, and dark fantasy.
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You're not really sure how you got in this situation. Honestly, you're not even sure you like it, but some strange part of you is okay with this. You can't help but feel ashamed of yourself for enjoying this, even a little bit.
Your name is Kankri Vantas and youre currently sandwiched in a cuddle between Mituna and Latula.
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- Part 1 of KanTula Works
- Part 1 of MiTula Works
- Part 1 of KanTuna Works
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oneshots by kankri_6ut_c99l
Fandoms: Homestuck, Deltarune (Video Game), Dream SMP, Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim (Visual Novel)
18 Nov 2024
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oneshots of a couple different fandoms (requests are open but may take some time)
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Cronus negs Jade. It doesn't end well.
[AU WHERE THE ALPHA TROLLS ARE THE ONES WHO CREATED THE KIDS UNIVERSE]