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Thoughts going through Jonah and Amy’s minds during key points in their relationship.
The things we didn’t see in the series, the time they were suspended, managers conference, after they break up and after they get back together. Also how Jonah gets the stars the second time because I had an idea.
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In a moment of weakness, (barely) married superstore supervisor Amy Dubanowski hires Jonah, a male escort. After a more than satisfying night, she opens up, confessing things she hasn't told her therapist or nosy (but uncomfortably supportive) boss, thinking she would never see him again.
Unfortunately, the next day she must train their new hire, broke dropout Jonah Simms.
Drowning in debt and another bout of not-so-seasonal depression, Jonah would take literally anything he can get (preferably legal, but he's not picky). So when avoiding each other becomes too hard, they form a deal. With money she doesn't have and time she can't spare, Amy will hire Jonah to be her friend, to help her study or just let her vent, but no sex, not again. Jonah gets the cash he needs to make frayed ends meet, Amy gets the companionship she was missing from her unfulfilling marriage, and they both get the promise of mutually assured destruction.
But pinky swears are meant to be broken and so are hearts, so when feelings emerge from the wreckage of their lives, it's not wholly unsurprising but not in the least welcome.
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After Amy breaks up with Jonah, Jonah and Marcus are secret roommates. One house a pack of beer two repressed bisexual men = drunk sex?
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Amy's away for the week and Garrett has to bear the brunt of Jonah's jittery behaviour. Only today he has a suspicion that stress and anxiety aren't all that's bothering his friend.
Essentially 20k words of shameless hurt/comfort, shining examples of male friendship and sick Jonah/ caring Garrett
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The knife flashed again. Jonah couldn’t breathe, couldn’t even scream, his hands coming up in a desperate attempt to protect himself, but flesh was nothing against steel.
There are a lot of stabbings in Cloud 9 stores. Jonah was the unlucky one this time.
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The 118 is sent on a call to None other then cloud 9
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Dina accidentally reveals Marcus and Jonah’s biggest secret
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- Part 2 of I’m Sorry
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“Oh, hey,” Jonah said as he clicked through the citations. “Here’s a study from the nineties. It found that sixty, uh, sixty-three per cent of dæmons studied re-settled into their original form or a very close variation thereof. Those are good odds, right?”
“Sure,” said Ruthie, still not opening her eyes.
He waited for her to pick up what he was putting down. She was for sure picking up what he was putting down. She was his dæmon. It was pretty much impossible for her to misunderstand him.
After major life events and personal crises it's surprisingly common for adult daemons to revert to their unsettled state. It's usually temporary.
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“Jonah, please hold my hand,” Marcus cried out over the fear and destruction happening just above their heads.
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- Part 1 of I’m Sorry
- Language:
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- 939
- Chapters:
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- 32
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Amy gets a late night text from Jonah.
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Marcus sucks Jonah off at work, because Jonah looks sad.
Don’t ask.
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Amy suffers from severe morning sickness.
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- Part 10 of Post-Canon Simmosa
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Amy finds out she's pregnant.
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- Part 9 of Post-Canon Simmosa
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Amy learns to make her needs known.
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Amy proposes to Jonah under the stars
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- Part 8 of Post-Canon Simmosa
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 827
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 23
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- 293
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Emma leaves for college
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- Part 7 of Post-Canon Simmosa
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,144
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 21
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- 307
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Amy convinces Jonah to run for city council.
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- Part 6 of Post-Canon Simmosa
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 653
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 19
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- 195
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Jonah agrees to move back in with Amy, and has a moment with Emma. Set post-canon.
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- Part 5 of Post-Canon Simmosa
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Jonah reunites with Parker.
Set post-canon.
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- Part 4 of Post-Canon Simmosa
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,219
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 26
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- 440
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The Cloud 9 crew reunite for Glenn's annual Easter Party. Chaos ensues! Also, a look into Amy and Jonah's relationship post-canon (set 2 months after the finale).
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- Part 3 of Post-Canon Simmosa