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    Glenn and Morgan suffer an indignity to grow their family. Jodie and Morgan spend a fortune to start theirs.

    No matter the timeline, why is it that Nick is always the same?

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    Swept from his human life to responsibility in Hell, Nick is signed up to marry a fairy prince to help secure an alliance. Only, that fairy prince turns out to be TWO princes, and they can't go back on their word now- all he can do is try to make the best of the situation, swapping out his spouse every six months and hoping they all get used to it before too long.

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    The Glenn Close that came out of the Forgotten Realms is… different. Quieter. Sadder. Less energetic.
    He still wishes he had time to kill his dad.
    He might be listening to more Nirvana and Radiohead than is good for a man. He may also have let Beth May, Ron’s friend, recommend him some music. He may listen to it with his head under a pillow, staring at nothing.
    But he’ll do just about anything to be any sort of a father to Nicky. Even if he’s not really a father at all anymore.
    Even if it means having to confront his dead wife, the one who doesn’t even recognize him anymore.
    the ghosts he’s managed to evade.

    A fic in which Glenn gets his second chance at life after death and grows to be someone Nicky can be proud of. (And I want to revise history and say the Close family gets more than "this is as good as it gets")

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    Morgan Freeman looked at Mercedes Oak-Garcia, who was just unfairly attractive for a woman who was so clearly out of her damn gourd, and then at Carol Wilson, who was even more repressed than her college girlfriend before meeting Jodie, and settled, finally, on Samantha Harker-Stampler. Practical braids, unflappable eyes, and she'd actually been at the range last night, tiny little 9mm in her smooth brown hands while Phyllis flapped her hands at Morgan in a panic.

    "So, I'm going to shoot your father-in-law in the head. Are you okay with that?"

    "With your bow?"

    "With my bow. Her name is Dolly III. She can take down a grizzly bear, I think we can manage an old white dude."

    "I'd say get in line, but I think you'll be better at it, so please, be my guest."

    She knew there was a reason she'd liked Samantha.

    or, Morgan deserved better, and I am determined to give it to her.

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    A Nark Hadestown retelling.

    Demon prince Nick Close, guest in the Earth realms after his boring Dad kicked him out of Hell, is living with his cool uncle Glenn. When he spots a mysterious blond at the bar one night, his life is turned upside down. Could this stranger be the key to his spell, which will pull the eldritch god from the sky and put the world to rights?

    Lark Oak-Garcia just wants some peace and quiet, and to make it through the night without a panic attack. Today, however, is not his day.

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    What if the Season 1 kids got sent to The Forgotten Realms with their moms but Morgan is still dead so Glenn goes too? What if the sentencing of Glenn Close was a little different? What if death isn't as permanent as one might think...

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    Morgan was never a horror movie fan before.

    “That scared you? Seriously?” Morgan asked, grinning in disbelief. Jodie had his hand over his face to cover his eyes and against her shoulder, she could feel how his other hand balled into a tense fist. “His head hardly came off.”

    “Morgan,” he gritted out and she just shook her head, glancing back at the movie. It was some slasher she had found, one she had never heard of but seemed bloody enough to be amusing. She had never been particularly bothered by gore, but after the Forgotten Realms, it was near impossible for the cheap effects to gross her out. Even when it did make her squeamish-

    She looked back at Jodie. His face was scrunched up under his hand and knowing him, he wanted to cover his eyes with both hands, but his other arm was still around her shoulders. It was sweet. She giggled, the sound muffled under the revving of a chainsaw in the movie.

    “You’re a serial killer,” Jodie muttered, clearly hearing her anyway, and she cuddled closer into his side. “Living with you is like a personal Saw trap.”

    “Aw, thanks.”

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    Dragged to a Halloween party by her best-friend-slash-roommate, Morgan doesn’t realize that she’s about to meet her future husband.

    It’s just a matter of which one.

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    48. ... out of habit.

    It was strange, settling into a world where she had a husband again. Morgan wasn’t sure how to feel about it. Jodie wasn’t hard to like, all absent-minded smiles and dumb jokes and protective arms wrapped around Nicholas, but he wasn’t easy to love either. It wasn’t easy to love anyone besides her son. Morgan didn’t think she was programmed for it anymore.

    Morgan was married to Jodie, but they weren’t romantically involved. She was pretty sure he loved her, even if she wasn’t his Morgan. He wouldn’t say it, and she definitely wouldn’t ask, but it was obvious in the way he would tie her hair back for her in the mornings. His hands were careful, running his own hair brush through her hair before he gathered the strands together in an elastic. The movements were well practiced and gentle in a way that made Morgan’s chest ache.

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    To see Nick grow up happy and strong was enough of an award to make him keep at it, the occasional smile from Morgan as she tucked her hair behind her ear, or when she would thank him didn't hurt either, it ached but it didn't sting anymore.

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    Morgan makes an attempt to get to know Glenn better, he's a lot more charming than she realized. (an explanation of what lead to season 2 episode 28)

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    The Streep/Hemsworth/Close/Freeman/Foster/Swift family did not pass on last names. The did pass on Hanahaki syndrome, a fatal affliction where flowers will bloom from one's throat when in love, unless it's reciprocated. Unfortunately, they also passed on emotional incompetence.

    Hanahaki AU following Meryl, Christine, Glenn, and Nick. Some of these are happy endings, some not, some depends on reader perceptive. As always, I project on my favorite dysfunctional family. Yes, I named Christine 'Christine Hemsworth', and her own mother is named 'Pierce Brosnan'. The first one because its funny, the second because it's also funny and because of Mama Mia.

    TW for discussions of divorce and parents fighting.

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    Glenn is newly dead in a universe not made for him, Jodie is struggling to find himself after some big realizations, Morgan is trying to remain true despite dedicating herself to two different lives, and Nicky just wants to be himself, who ever that may be. can all of them figure out where they fit in this new life their building together.

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    Morgan Freeman had been aware that something was wrong ever since her family came back to her as demons.

    It was something about the new addition to it all: Glenn Close. Something about him was... familiar, but no matter what she did, Morgan couldn't figure out why. It was like something was blocking her from finding the answers.

    And if there's one thing a Freeman will search the ends of the earth for, it's answers.

    After sneaking off in the Infernal Plane when visiting her family, Morgan convinces Glenn to help her get to the Forgotten Realms to find answers for what's missing.

    or

    the glenn and morgan buddy-cop movie that no one asked for

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    "The blade itself incites to deeds of violence"
    - The Odyssey, Homer

    Henry is pulled back into Faerun before he can get home. Boreanaz won't let him go until the Doodler is summoned. The portal, too weak now without the Omega-Dads, is shutting, flickering away. But dads don't leave other dads behind.

    So back through the portal they go. To save Henry, fix the world they ruined so quickly, and try to get back home. Again. This time without the threat of losing their kids.

    Let's see what happens.

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    Nick's life changed drastically after they returned home from the forgotten realms. Now he has two dads and his mom is alive again.

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    Nick Close takes a final look at his bedroom, proud of himself, before he leaves off to Soccer Camp.
    Nicolas Foster takes a one more look at his bedroom, making sure he "has everything", before he leaves off to Soccer Camp.
    When they're paired together for practice, they decide to make the others stay a living hell, until they find out they might have much more in common than they originally thought.

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    Glenn drops Nick off at Morgan and Jodie's house. Nothing feels easy, these days.

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    "That Glenn guy was cute." He knew who. the lanky stoner who had dazzled at the Wilson's barbecue. Jodie had hoped Morgan hadn't enjoyed being hit on by some lowlife all afternoon. 

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    Morgan's son isn't with the other boys, and none of their husbands came through the portal. Her world collapses as she waits for Jodie and Nicolas. But if she's being honest, it's been collapsing for a long time.

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