15 Works in Joanna/Bill S. Preston Esq.

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    Some sorta plotless head canon drabbles because I love them. :)

    Tags will be added with new chapters

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    On Boxing Day, Christmas present now over, Ted "Theodore" Logan is filled with an ominous dread that he might just have made a mistake by willingly forgetting to offer a Christmas present to a certain special someone in his life.

    However, with a time machine always available, the boy soon realizes that there is no need to be "Whoa-ful" as he can easily check out the past, present and future to see if he made the right choice.

    Or if it can be fixed in the Saint Nick of time.

    My take on Charles Dickens "A Christmas Carol".

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    In honor of Pride Month, here is a fic about Bill S. Preston, Esq. revealing a part of himself that he has kept hidden from Joanna.

    TW: Transphobia from the perspective of the main character

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    Bill and Ted’s most excellent girlfriends, the princesses, have given them a quest: go to the Circle K, and retrieve the most sanitary of napkins, which the babes need to get through the most egregious time of the month.

    There’s only one problem

    “Hey, Bill?”

    “Yes, Ted?”

    “What’s a period?”

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    Bill has never really doubted that his dad loves him though. Whenever he says it, it never really sounds like a lie.

    But sometimes... well, most of the time, Bill does wonder if his dad would still love him. Bill's pretty sure his dad has no idea who he is, and that he doesn't even really want to know. Sometimes he thinks about making his dad look, making him see and understand that Bill's not whatever kind of woman his dad thinks he is or wants him to be, but he's not sure if he believes that the love would stick if his dad ever actually saw.

    Does that still count as love? Bill's got no clue, but it's still all he's got.

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    A series of firsts in Ted's life, as he slowly comes to terms with his sexuality and learns how to handle being in love with both his wife and his best friend. When Billie and Thea come out as trans, each in her own way, he does everything he can to help them be who they are.

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    They did it, they NAILED their history presentation and had a most excellent adventure though time. Ted is no longer at risk for military school and they still have a whole month of school left. Now what? Extra credit is offered , a family tree project , why ask your parents when you can ask your dead family members themselves? When investigation a long lost great uncle Bill and Ted find themselves In 1987 Santa Carla!

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    Ted was 20 when he got signed onto DeNomolos Records. After a one night stand on his 21st birthday. Ted was forced to live a life that wasnt his own.

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    Ted was getting the most stressed about the whole proposing to the princesses idea. Luckily for them, Bill has a plan. They should practice their engagement speaches with each other. It doesn't go exactly as planned.

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    Carefully, Missy finally pulls back but lets her hand linger on Bill's. “Is this why you’ve been pretending to be sick?” she asks quietly. “I figured you were mad at him or something like that.”

    “I am sick,” Bill retorts, drawing back into himself. He can see her about to speak but he cuts her off. “I am,” he says, laying down roughly. His eyebrows draw together angrily as he glares at the ceiling. “Sick in the head. Dudes aren't supposed to wanna be with other dudes. That’s what babes are for.” He feels something in him shudder at the words and tries to repeat them to himself mentally until he can make them sound okay.

    “Bill.” He doesn't move. Missy huffs. “William Stanley Preston, Esquire, you listen to me right now,” she says sternly. He's never heard her use his full name before, and the shock of that alone makes him sit upright immediately. “Loving someone is something that comes naturally,” she tells him. “It’s not your fault, and it isn't wrong.”

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    ““Bogus.”” they said.
    “Most-heinous,” Ted continued from within the San Dimas Police Department’s spare chasse (their primary prisoner transportation unit having been retired earlier that afternoon).
    “Positively flagitious.”
    “I would agree, my most-contemptable colleague.”

    Ten years. They could do this. Together.

    ---

    Bill & Ted go to prison. This is what happens while they wait for their younger time-traveling selves.

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    It was different in every way she never imagined, looking down from her tower at those two tin-foil knights and their strange, bubble-gum taped, wild red stallion.

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    Princess Elizabeth Preston reflects upon her life and what she's learnt in her most excellent adventure.

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    The night before the Battle of the Bands tryout, Bill and Ted discuss what they've been through, where they're going, and what their feelings are for their girlfriends and each other.

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    "We married sisters, we're brothers now!"

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    Little Bill and Little Ted experience their first thunderstorm.

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