18 Works in Jenny & Ted Spankoffski

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    Miss Holloway once loved sunflowers, not anymore.

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    Ted's been forced to go to Camp Idontwannabang for his entire highschool career so far and it's been pure hell. Luckily, this year, his best friend, Jenny, is also forced to spend her one and only summer here. He's planning on enjoying it as best as possible. If only there wasn't that strange feeling in his gut that something was horribly wrong.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    8
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    6
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    3
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    In 2002 Ted Spankoffski and Mark Chasity meet as rivals, and end as strangers.

    In 2020 they reunite as two shattered halves of the same broken heart.

    //

    Aka: Ted and Mark fall in love doing rocky horror in high school and then fall in love again as damaged adults.

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    Chapters:
    2/7
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
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    A fic detailing the - objectively horrible - childhood of Ted Spankoffski.

    From his younger years up until his mid-late 20s.

    [READ THE TAGS]

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    3
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    19
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    1
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    202
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    Hatchetfield High Class of 2002 Presents: Spies are Forever

    To raise money for the local hospital, they're putting on a reprise of the very same show they starred in twenty years ago. What better way is there to spend your high school reunion? Ted Spankoffski can only think of a couple thousand things he'd rather be doing tonight, but he's here anyway. Reluctantly. Becky Barnes is running the show with an iron fist, Linda Monroe is desperate to finally prove she's the best, and Tom Houston just wants to see Becky happy. Duke Keane shouldn't even technically be here, but he is, and he's surprisingly pretty happy about it.

    And Ted's little brother, Pete? He just wants to watch the show with his girlfriend and his friends, goddammit.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    32
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    64
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
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    — Ted slips up and mentions Jenny, something he never intended to tell anyone (and certainly not Paul Matthews) about.

    tumblr: unvexes

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    106
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    8
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    Of all the things Teddy Spankoffski had expected when he signed up for the school play, getting involved with otherworldly forces was certainly not one of them.

    or, a be more chill au, with Hatchetfield flair!

    Language:
    English
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    5,131
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    106
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    Fic collection for 12 DoH 2022

    Language:
    English
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    2,203
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Kudos:
    29
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    2
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    day 11: still no prompt, just headcanon
    ...
    "Yeah, for sure,” Teddy messes with his pencil. "Uh.. why d'you ask?"

    "I'm going to see my cousin in one tomorrow," Jenny pushes hair from her face; she shrugs kindly. "Apparently, she thinks it's not that important, as far as high school performances go, but I think she'll do pretty well, actually."

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    259
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    53
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    day 10: prompt n/a

    “Now, Petey, I’ve got someone comin’ over. So be on your best behavior, ‘kay?”

    The 2-year-old stares up at his brother. He smiles in response. Teddy smiles back. “Good kid. Love ya,”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    172
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    269
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    A collection of in-universe messages between and/or about Ted and Jenny, leading up to her letter to Ted, and a letter that he’ll never get to send

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    195
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    a collection of Hatchetfield one-shots! mostly Tedgens related, with some other miscellaneous relationships sprinkled in (platonic and romantic)

    or: me dumping my one-shots here because they’ve just been sitting in my pages app for a good while

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    8,451
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    862
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    833
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Collections:
    1
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    2
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    16
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    3
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    260
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    Jenny leans forward, her ginger hair swinging over her shoulders. “You’ve been hooking up with this woman for how long?”

    “Like… four, five years now?” Ted mumbles. He refuses to make eye contact, staring into his wine.

    Jenny laughs a bit too loudly, taking a swig from her glass. “Oh my gosh, Teddy, that’s… BAHAHAHAHAHA. You’re so in love with her.”

    ———

    ted explains his affair to jenny and she laughs in his face (affectionately).

    Language:
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    1/1
    Comments:
    11
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    56
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    300
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    Ted finally found out what was waiting for him in the small yellow box

    Out of character, since its not sanders sides, nor g/t, but I hope you all enjoy

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    470
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    Ted didn't have the best childhood. It was by no means the worst, and in comparison to others it was pretty decent, but that didn't mean his parents weren't insufferable assholes. Not to mention that those same insufferable assholes never told him that he had a little sibling until they got tired of them and made Ted start raising them. So yeah, not the best experience.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,268
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    280
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    On the day of Paul and Emma's wedding, Hatchetfield's infamous homeless man gets a second chance to fix the biggest mistake of his life.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    415
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    Lost and alone on the anniversary of a terrible tragedy, the man who used to be Ted finds himself back at the CCRP's offices, where he finds a teenager who's about to make a terrible mistake.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    268

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