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    While The First Order were wasting resources hunting down a failing resistance, those with the metal to carry on behind the scenes have been busy. In one fell swoop, a new intergalactic government carries out a brutal and efficient coup on the planetary seats of power behind the First Order, and lawful judgement is carried out on all members of the fascist regime.
    Kylo Ren, an unstable egomaniacal young man, is sentenced with life imprisonment. Rey, the last flame of the Jedi, pursues guidance from Luke and seeks one he says can help her find a new path.
    Ten years later, maybe these fated powers in the force will meet once again, more whole, and more amenable to connection than they ever were before.

    TLDR; a canon-divergent Reylo slow burn crime-thriller, detailing the events immediately following TLJ where Kylo is arrested, and we re-enter their story ten years later to find them both changed for the better.

    **Chapter count is subject to change, and while I have most of the 'first act' of this storyline completed, I hope to update regularly every fortnight. Letting me know that you want to read more is 100% a motivator for me to get off my ass and write, so please do that when necessary xx

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    A Jedi interrupts a ritual he was never meant to see.

    Temple repair work never used to take this long.

    The True Mandalorians have no answers.

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    Reeling from the battle on Tython, Din and his new crew are picking themselves back up and searching for a way to rescue Grogu from Moff Gideon’s clutches— a seemingly impossible task, but then again, they face the impossible almost daily. But when Gideon strikes a reluctant deal with them, they may have another way to get Grogu back. How hard can it be to track down a few force-sensitives?

    Displaced from their own time, Rey, Ben, and their little family have no idea how they ended up 20 years in the past. Determined to find a way back to their own time, they scour the galaxy for any possible time-traveling options. But in a past where force-sensitives are as valuable as precious metals or exotic pets, they’ve got a whole new set of problems: a crew of bounty hunters is close on their heels, and they must find a way home before they’re captured by the Empire.

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    For thousands of years, the Jedi have been the servants of the Republic. For as long as anyone can remember, the Senate has abused its power over the Jedi. And for years, the Mandalorian Empire has been the enemy of the Republic, that is until the Mand'alor, Jaster Mereel, presents a peace treaty to the Republic. The Republic decides that a peace favor is in order and what better peace favor for the Mandalorians than a child of their age-old enemies?

    CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM IS VERY MUCH WANTED!

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    “Hello there.” Obi-Wan managed through his clenched teeth, his braid still grasped in Dooku’s fist, “Did you know we were going to Galidraan Grandmaster?” he stuttered out...

    “Padawan Kenobi,” Dooku growled, “Do you recognize the danger you have put yourself in!” Shaking the head that was still attached to the braid in his hand somehow, almost like he was hoping the brain that was in Obi-Wan's head might rattle out of it so there was at least proof that at one time he had had one.

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    For her class 'Creating a Documentary' in Coruscant University, Lomari Barko and her two teammates have the brilliant idea to film the Jedi Order. They're surprised when they actually agree to let them in, but the Force and lightsabers are only a small fraction of what it takes to understand the Jedi.
    Includes: Excellent cups of tea, weird habits of otherwise intimidating Jedi, too many councils, and how to jump out of windows.

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    PickyCrow commented: I dont know what a long furby is or how it looks. But i do know that furbys have the habit of beeing creepy and talking at the least expected moment. Coming from a jedi, i wouldt put it past Bad Coping Mechanism to softly start to talk when someone uses a bad coping mechanism. Fox is drinking his x coffe instead of sleeping? Furby goes " no....no..." in a very soft voice

    Fox and Bad Coping Mechanisms III: the Road Trip.

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    Commander Fox is given a long furby on patrol.

    That's it, that's the story.

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    “Gonna make you feel so good,” Cody murmurs, pressing a kiss under his ear and drawing another moan from Obi-Wan’s throat for Waxer to swallow down. Obi-Wan pulls back from Waxer’s mouth just long enough to drag in a series of heaving breaths, panting into the space between them.

    “I think you’re all still overdressed,” he manages, to a round of low chuckles.

    “You know what, Sir, I think you’re right,” smirks Boil, and Obi-Wan is helpless to do anything but watch as he’s suddenly surrounded by very attractive men eagerly undressing for him. Force. Perhaps he spoke too soon about making it off of this planet alive; the three of them might actually kill him.

    Well. There are certainly worse ways to go.

    Or

    Obi-Wan sighs. “It is possible that I was engaging in extracurricular activities in my downtime and may have underestimated the prowess of certain unnamed parties in failing to account for the unshielded environment we were in at the time.”

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    The core of the 212th's officership falls into bed with their Jedi general, and learn some very interesting things about Force users in the process.

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    Across the Galactic Empire, Jedi are hunted down for bounties, stories of betrayal and villainy are spread of the old Order, but not all believe them. Some hold to their old stories and remember.

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    Short stories for the 12 days of Christmas.
    For the Star Wars ones:
    1) Life Day
    2) Cuteness and Longevity

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    Frog: Wtf is even going on with Jetii interpersonal relationships

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    Leaving the jedi at 18, Obi-wan kenobi went through schooling, became a historian and now a director of a museum. Now at 27 Obi-wan’s new exhibit to display some of the Jedi Orders beloved treasures. But something was missing and a few bad dates later, Obi-wan chose to have a child. Now four months pregnant and his exhibit about to open. Anakin skywalker walks into his life.

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    Anakin Skywalker built a droid... now if he had only remembered to properly reformat the positronic brain he'd scavenged from the bottom of Watto's junk pile. What's he going to do now that he's accidentally resurrected the most mouthy and accomplished hunter-killer droid to have ever wandered the galaxy?

    Rated Teen because if Disney considers dismemberment, genocide, and graphic violence PG-13, why shouldn't I? Updated at random as the gods of Chaos send their plot bunnies to attack me.

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    The Chosen One isn't a ball of unending light like the rest of the Jedi are.

    But Cody is too distracted by the aftermath to think too hard about that.

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    There’s something very weird about the Jedi. More so than what they’d learned on Kamino. They’ve been schooled on enhanced speed, crazy high pain tolerance, wisdom on the ass-end of vague, things floating—hell, Cody distantly remembers some kind of training on how to negotiate a stubborn Jedi into accepting medical treatment (cough, Kenobi and Skywalker, cough).

    But there’s other stuff.

    Stuff that even “space magic” can’t explain.

    ----

    or; Clone Commanders get drunk and share stories about the weird shit their Jedi do

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    How to Train your Jedi

    Glorified Goldenboi: So

    nonconsenting cannonball: what is it this time

    Glorified Goldenboi: Does anyone else’s Jedi just have a trail of animals following them or is that just mine?

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    In which Jocasta, Dooku and Sifo-Dyas are all their very own flavor of eldritch.

    Jaster assumes that that's just how Jedi work.

    The rest of the Order would like to disagree. Vehemently.

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    The three college students Shiralla, Barko, and Chas (and their droid Uzi) witness moments of the cracks of the Serene Jedi mask.

    Includes; Force assisted shenanigans, pranks, cafeteria madness and broken chairs.

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    Becoming Mand’alor had been surprisingly easy once he accepted the role. Recalling Mandalorians to their home planet, cleaning it up, rebuilding a whole society - that had all come easy. As if he had been born to do it. As if his whole life had culminated into the last three years and the universe had simply planned it that way. Everything was falling into place.

    Then the proposal came.

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