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    Pain is a funny craving. To Wade Wilson, it’s even funnier, and objectively much more than a craving.

    It isn’t unheard of for your any average person to have a little thing for pain. Everybody needs a vice in this cold world. Biting the forbidden fruit, really, is usually all that it is. Tiny bits at a time, in moderation, then you stop. You have to stop. Average people have limits.

    Wade, though, is completely limitless... and pain is his only historical constant.

    Friends leave. Lovers leave. Pain, in all of its ugly glory, finds a way not only to remain, but persist. It’s comfortable to him, if for no other reason than its familiarity. No matter who or what fails Wade, pain will persevere. Always.

    Over the long and aching years, he’s learned to depend on that. It’s the one thing that will always be there for him. This has been proven, again and again.

     

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    Logan goes soft on Wade after he learns he’s in constant (real) pain. In his defense, fighting feels different!

    Wade still wants to play dirty. He’s not made of glass. He’ll do just about anything to get his sparring partner back.

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    Logan’s fingers turned numb, something that hasn’t happened to him in a long time. It’s like the antimatter ripping through his veins all over again. He detracts his claws from Wade’s shoulder, watching blankly as the flesh heals itself, knitting back together and leaving nothing but a ruined shirt and drying blood. Logan didn’t take his eyes off of the same spot, even as Wade began talking again- Logan didn’t hear any of it, all he could hear was Scott screaming, all he could see was blood. Jubillee, Ororo, Hank. His fingers twitched, his claws breaking the skin of his knuckles. He can’t hear anything but them.
    Hands are on his face, muffled words break through over the roaring in his ears. He still can’t move, claws extending slowly.

     

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    In the midst of birthday parties, domesticity and figuring out what the fuck is going on between the two of them- Wade and Logan receive a letter from some old friends asking for help.

    But, y'know, what's the worst that can happen?

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    Wade's getting a new cellmate! He's excited, but his new cellmate, Peter Parker, is less than thrilled about the situation.

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    A compile of all of my Tumblr thoughts regarding Poolverine. Individual tagging applies, please read each summary.

    Mainly domestic ideas, hurt comfort, and Logan adapting to his new life. Some ideas have longer fics attached to them :)

    Discussions appreciated 👏 💐

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    Spideypool Week 2024!!!

    A collection of short one shots I’ll write (hopefully) every day.

     

    *Ratings and warnings will be added as things get written, I’m not really planning to hard I’m just going with the flow*

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    “Oh my god,” Wade said. “I’m an idiot.”

    “Yes. And?” Logan snapped.

    “I forgot Logan died in 2029,” Wade said, horrified. “It’s 2024."

    ...

    (It's okay, Wade. The writers forgot too.)

    Deadpool and The Worst Wolverine join forces with the X-Men to save Laura and the kids from Project X-23, stop the Westchester Event, and prevent mutant extinction. Oh, and they also fall in love while they do it.

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    “Wait a minute, hold on." A strange, feral look crosses Logan's features as his jaw tightens almost imperceptibly. “You fucked the Cavillrine?”

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    He felt like he was drowning, the way Wade’s presence completely engulfed him and disarmed all his senses. Sometimes, he waits for something to go wrong, for the other shoe to drop. Because surely, surely— something like this would have a price.

     

    or; Logan tries dealing with his feelings in his own hands, hurting Wade in the process.

    (For all my 70% angst, 30% fluff enjoyers.)

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    Wade and Logan go to a bar together and leave together but not without having a little fun first.

    There is only implied things so im sorry if you expected this to be 18 (See August for that)

    Trying a new writing style. Give me your thoughts on it. Pov used correctly.

    Prompts: One's on purpose. The other is oblivious. Can you guess which is which?

    "..I didn't know that was a gay bar."

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    Jessica befriended Wade looking for new emotions, looking for something to break her out of her receptionist routine and make her feel alive again.
    What she did not expect was to find a man who would completely unsettle her. Not even to discover that the feelings of her closest friend were much stronger than a friendship.

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    "So, you go around sleeping with every time/multiversal traveler you meet, or is it just a coincidence?"

    Wade freezes, his eyes wide.

    "What?"

    "You and Scott's kid, Nathan Summers." Logan's expression is blank. "You guys sleep together?"

    Wade laughs nervously.

    "Why would you think that? He's married! He has a family!"

    "That didn't answer my question, bub," Logan says, and Wade gulps.

    Fuck, he is so busted.

     


    Or, in which jealousy is a bitch, Wade and Logan have plenty of it, and Cable gets stuck in the middle of the crossfire.

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    20-year-old college dropout Peter Parker has nothing to lose anymore. Those he loved are all gone, and he does not have it in his heart to love another being anymore.

    Except drugs, of course. The China White, the crystal, the THC— you name it. Peter was going to die a drug addict— he made fucking sure of it.

    Deadpool, the MercWithAMouth™, a professional wisecracker and Spider-Man's sidesick, notices how withdrawn and out-of-it Spidey seems these days, and takes it upon himself to figure out what this main character's backstory is, and what this enigmatic mutant's bloody deal really is.

    That was one of the many mistakes Wade should have never committed, because Spidey is more, much more, than the world makes him out to be, and much, much less happy than Wade thought him to be.

    Spider-Man is not okay. Fuck, Spider-Man is not okay at all.

    TRIGGER WARNINGS for suicidal ideation, drug use, suicidal thoughts, self-harm, eating disorders and sexual assault. Stay safe.

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    Omega!peter has a run in with alpha!wade, when wade saved him. He also might have sorta a crush on him. That crush tenfold when wade attended his school

    Deadpool, the infamous mercenary has always been a fan of Spider-Man and tat ass. But too bad the spider already has eyes on someone else.

    He then meets Peter, a great cook with an equally great ass. Also he’s kinda cute and nerdy and adorkable.

    But when peter’s aunt may gets sick, Peter needs money and fast. His teacher, Quentin beck makes a preposition and Peter might just feel tempted to take it when the cost is too high.

    Will our idiots finally stop dancing around each other or will they finally confess their undying love?
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    After Peter Parker becomes a bit overwhelmed with being spiderman he loosens up after meeting a kind Italian mafia boss who he lets take the lead and gives him a way to forget about his worries of being a super hero.

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    "After enough shrodingers-pick-up-lines, Wade had given up on being Spidey’s boyfriend and tried to solidify his spot as a bestie-superhero-friend-forever.
    {Like that’s ever going to happen.}
    [Yeah! Spidey only started tolerating you since you started bringing food.]
    {I bet he still secretly hates you. Or he would hate you if you actually showed him what was under your mask.}
    ‘Shut the hell up, guys. Daddy is setting the scene.'
    Wade felt like he was pretty successful in the friend's department, despite what the voices told him. Because right now, his precious Spidey-kins was lamenting about his recent escapades in love, and if that wasn’t bestie behavior, Wade didn’t know what was.
    “So I met this guy…” Spidey was saying, and boy, that felt like a punch in the gut.

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    Deadpool navigates his not-so-platonic feelings towards his close friend.

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    Peter barely has enough money to get by. Thankfully Deadpool is there to help even when Peter doesn't want him to. Wade takes it as his responsibility to feed and make sure Peter Parker stays alive. Peter in return offers him a shoulder to cry on when he's down. What if their friendship turns romantic?

    Aka Wade feeds Peter and they fall in love at some point. I suck at writing descriptions.

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    Wade just wanted some frozen yogurt and tacos now there is a cute boy who's keeping secrets and won't give up on trying to help and love him, but wade is hesitant to open his heart. There's also a new vigilante in town who keeps on following to him. He does he best to keep them at arm's length, but he is failing terribly. Should he throw caution to the wind and just maybe try to be happy or will he keep his walls up forever??

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    Peter’s stomach sank, a desperation seizing his lungs and crushing them. “He’s a good guy, I swear. Today, I saw him give a homeless man all the cash in his wallet.”

    “Yeah, yeah, and then he saved a drowning fish, and went back in time to kill baby Hitler, and carried Madame Zeroni up the mountain, and everyone clapped,” Wade finished, unimpressed. “Happy?”

     

    Or, Wade seems to really hate this Peter Parker guy and Spidey is determined to change his mind.

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    When Tony Stark and his wife, Loki, who is now the ruler of New Asgard through Thor not wanting the title, Peter finds himself alone and unsupervised with Wade Wilson, his crush, after patrol. Having decided then and there that tongiht would be the night he flirts back with Wade's constant flirting, things can only go to his advantage. But there is a bit of a spanner in the works when his ex-boyfriend Harry Osborn calls him, wanting him back after cheating on him.

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