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    Edwin Payne is trying to work. Trying to earn a pay check and survive so he can go home and read his novels in the peace of his own flat. Then Charles Rowlands quit literally crashes into his life. Edwin could have let Charles leave his life forever, and almost did. But Edwin Payne was, annoyingly, too nice to let him bleed out in an alley.

    An AU set in 1989 with Charles as a musician and Edwin as a bartender.

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    9/?
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    Charles sentiu algo surgir no fundo de sua alma, algo intenso e monstruoso, como o anseio e o lampejo de determinação que sempre o faz tomar as piores decisões. Aquele mundo não merecia Edwin, não merecia ele e eles definitivamente poderiam fazer muito bem um ao outro. Eles poderiam ser companheiros. Eles poderiam andar por aquele mundo juntos.

    Ou;

    Observe enquanto Charles se perde cada vez mais em sua devoção pelo garoto que o transformou em vampiro tantos anos atrás.

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    Português brasileiro
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    6/6
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    3
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    13
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    1
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    At first, he saw nothing but the usual dark void, the piles of forgotten toys and dust bunnies. But then, like a ripple in the air, a figure began to take shape. The pale, faint outline of a man slowly emerged from the darkness—a young man, no older than eighteen, wearing clothes that looked like they belonged in another century. His face was drawn and solemn, with dark eyes that seemed to hold a lifetime of secrets.

    “I’m Edwin,” the figure said, his voice barely more than a whisper. “I didn’t mean to startle you.”

    Charles blinked. "You're a ghost?"

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    2/5
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    7
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    30
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    391
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    The Cat King and Edwin have been seeing each other for awhile now. They've gone through trials and difficulties and have declared their love for each other. But relationships are still new to Edwin. When a handsome friend of Cat's comes to town, Edwin can't contain his jealousy. It doesn't help that Charles and Monty have recently started a relationship.

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    This is a two-part story that follows in the continuity of Cat and Ghost and Through a Mirror, Darkly. You don't need to have read either of those stories to read this, though!

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    English
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    2/2
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    64
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    5
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    557
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    "I was angry with you... for kissing him then," Edwin admits, voice suddenly small.

    Crystal is unsure she's ever been allowed to independently witness such vulnerability from her friend.

    "But I am begging you to do it now," he pleads.

    ***

    In which a gift from an allegedly satisfied client is not what it seems and one of the detectives falls under a mysterious spell.

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    1/1
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    30
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    233
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    39
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    1,557
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    “Edwin, what the fuck?” Charles asked as he walked to stand next to Edwin in the near pitch-black. The only light came from the slight flickering of the paused TV- white writing suspended on a black background.

    “That was not my doing.” Edwin spoke quietly. “Please tell me you ensured this house was safe before descending on it for your movies?”

    “Yeah, of course I did.” Charles said huffily. “Spoke to the locals, no suspicious activity. No hauntings, no creature sightings. Just your run-off-the-mill abandoned house.”

    “Then what, prey tell, is that?” Edwin asked. The clock had stopped chiming and there was an eerie quiet, broken by a soft sound coming from upstairs.

    [Or,
    The one where Niko accidentally summons characters from horror films when trying to overcome her fears.]

    [written for Payneland's First Halloween]

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    English
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    1/1
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    1
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    27
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    146
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    9
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    770
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    Groaning in frustration, he finally walked over to the balcony to shoo away the dumb pigeon-

    Except it wasn't a pigeon. It was a crow. And it was staring right at him.

    He didn't know how he could tell, but he recognised it. The sight of the bird brings a feeling of familiarity, and it only intensifies as the bird coos and tilts its head at him.

    "Monty?"

    (Title from Out Of My League by Fitz and The Tantrums)

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    English
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    2,333
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    2/?
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    10
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    47
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    8
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    380
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    Charles is flummoxed when Edwin reveals that he considers relieving himself of his virginity after hating himself for so long for his desires.

    What's a good friend to do but offer to be the afterlife's best wingman?

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    7/7
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    637
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    10,747
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    Edwin's always been hopeless. His feelings for Charles have been doomed from the very start and he’s always known that. Yet, seeing his knight with the princess is what finally spells it out for Edwin, clear as day - he’s never going to be the one Charles wants. This is what someone worthy of Charles looks like. This is what serving Edwin for the past ten years holds Charles back from.

     

    OR: A Knight/King au where Edwin thinks Charles wants to be with Crystal, so he makes a drastic decision. Anything to ensure his knight's happiness.

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    1/1
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    1,712
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    "Which one of them used the magic on you?" the Cat King demands of his subject.

    Charles moves further in front of Edwin, his hands flexing defensively by his sides.

    King or no, no one lays a hand on his partner, not while he is around to stop it.

    "I did."

    The lie pulls itself from Charles before he can contain it.

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    Edwin and Charles have been together since the very first night they met. Until the introduction of Crystal Palace into their lives, the detectives’ romance had been unassailable. The sudden emergence of a new enemy, one with a particular interest in the older ghost, further threatens the once-unshakeable foundations of the boys’ decades-long relationship.

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    Also: a pre-established painland are confronted by the Cat King. Jealousy ensues.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    48
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    240
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    24
    Hits:
    2,217
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    Edwin Paine and Charles Rowland return to their office after solving the intriguing “Case of the Weird Cat lady.” As Charles buzzes with excitement for their visit to friends Crystal and Niko, the Night Nurse interrupts, only to be met with Edwin's sharp wit. Their adventure leads them to New Orleans, where they encounter a powerful voodoo queen ghost and take on their biggest case in 30 years, setting the stage for thrilling new challenges ahead.

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    English
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    10,159
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    3/?
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    5
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    24
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    6
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    577
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    Because all Charles wants—has always wanted since the first time they ran away from Death together—is for Edwin to be happy. He wants to rekindle that spark in Edwin’s eyes and watch it bloom, free and fearless.

    And the thing is… Charles is the one holding the match that can light that fire, isn't he?

    Oh.

     

    Or: How a seemingly run-of-the-mill case, ye olde repression, and Edwin Payne’s collarbones give Charles Rowland his bisexual awakening. Though not necessarily in that order.

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    1/1
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    35
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    401
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    91
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    Charles is out at a concert with Crystal. While he's gone, Edwin decides to imbue his cricket bat with a protective coat of magical varnish. But wait — what's this tingling sensation? And how can he get more of it?

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    2/2
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    16
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    176
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    23
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    1,614
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    "No bodies, a missing statue, a mysterious letter with a sizable reward attached to it and the cats are getting blamed. The whole thing stinks from a mile away."

    Or

    The Cat King is a child of an Endless and with that come consequences not everyone can handle (a fully fledged backstory/lore for the Cat King weaved into the Sandman lore and of course a catwin story)

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    English
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    9/10
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    155
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    14,330
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    Edwin felt like a heavy weight was taken off his shoulders when he confessed to Charles on the stairs of hell. He was perfectly fine with Charles not loving him the way he did. Or so he thought.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    6
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    51
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    7
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    1,152
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    The first time Charles attempts eyeliner as a ghost is a bit of a disaster. Edwin steps in to help and in the heat of the moment Charles kisses Edwin in gratitude. That's all it is, a platonic thank you kiss between best mates, or so that's what Charles says to himself and neither of them questions why he keeps up with the kiss tradition every time Edwin does his make-up.

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    Edwin does Charles' eyeliner for him and Charles thanks him by kissing him

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    18
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    302
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    53
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    2,232
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    What really is The Puppy Debacle of '94? Here's my little spin on it.

    Edwin tore his eyes away from the offending creature to look at his best friend who looked like he was about to grow wings in excitement. At this he knew it was going to be tricky to part with the thing. He groaned and grimaced, ignoring Charles' pleas to keep the horrible creature.

    OR
    Two idiots with trauma refuse to process or discuss that trauma. Plus a dog!

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    English
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    1,912
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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    40
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    439
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    Charles was under no obligation to give Edwin a speedy answer, of course. Edwin knew, better than anyone, that these things took time. But recognizing the hypocrisy of his impatience didn’t make waiting any easier. Because while Edwin was very much in love with Charles, he was also confronting a century of repressed desires. And those desires were proving to be just as stubborn as Edwin himself. Edwin might want to wait for Charles, but they did not.

    Or: Edwin’s hot girl summer begins with an investigation into Niko’s death—and a visit to the Cat King.

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    English
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    13,557
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    42
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    182
    Bookmarks:
    23
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    1,675
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    "She is everything that I am not," Edwin admits, the words burning even as they leave his tongue.

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    The introduction of Crystal Palace into the detectives’ lives threatens everything they’ve built over the past thirty years, including their relationship.

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    Also, the Dead Boy Detectives began a romantic relationship after sharing a kiss on the very first day they met. Given Charles’ unwavering loyalty since, Edwin might never have known jealousy, until the pair meet Crystal Palace.

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    English
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    3,072
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    59
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    371
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    43
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    2,629
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    Edwin is floored and furthermore grief-stricken by the cruel realisation of just how simple things could have been, if he really were a woman, and not merely wearing one as a disguise.

     

    He wonders if Charles could love him then, the way he is desperate to be loved.

     

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    While investigating a reportedly-haunted, open house in their human disguises, Charles and Edwin are mistaken for a married couple, looking for a new home with their teenaged daughter. The ghost detectives are both confronted with the realisation of just how easy it might be to love one another, were they truly man and wife.

    Language:
    English
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    6,216
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    312
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    2,158

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