20 Works in Jane Crocker & Dave Strider
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The computer monitor in Dave's bedroom played a movie on Putlockers, every baby pirate's favorite movie theft website. It was Eraserhead, playing silently, with no audience to watch it, the auteur-child and the baker-child having both fallen asleep mid-marathon, unable to keep their eyes open above the surface of wakefulness. Eventually, the ocean of slumber came for everyone, even if you were watching as many David Lynch films as you could find and cram into your sixteen-your-old-skull at the time. Dave was very strongly convinced that movie piracy was a victimless crime, and, well, I'm certainly not going to contradict him in this narration.
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Your name is Dave Strider, and crows talk to you like an adult with a fucked up childhood talks to their therapist about their daddy issues.
Well, you're the one with the issues, so it's more like the reverse. You're sat squarely on a chaise lounge, with one arm over your head like a swooning Victorian woman when she comes into contact with her fiancé's ankle, telling your feathered doc all about your repressed homosexuality.
Anyway.
The whole crow thing ends up being a marked improvement to your life.
(or, 5 times birds gave dave weirdly good advice and 1 time he didn’t need them)
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Dave's phone lights up, an incoming call.
It's Jake,
and that call is what turns his life on it's head.But there's no going back now, is there?
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i dont think anyone in the history of ever has fucked mac n cheese up this bad by TreasonousToaster
Fandoms: Homestuck
24 Jan 2021
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Dave calls Jane for cooking advice.
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- Part 2 of Jane Crocker's Online Kitchen
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Why Do Only Death Screens Have a "Continue?" Button? by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Aug 2020
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John Egbert has a problem. He's alive, he's healthy, and all of his friends came with him to their own little paradise of a planet, Earth C, where they can all be alive and healthy together. So why can't he get out of his bed?
a dirk/john fic of these two depressed losers opening up, being vulnerable, actually talking to their friends and family, and maybe kissing a little
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june egbert and the perspective of trans fems on the topic of her matter more than a mlm ship between two characters who have never interacted in canon. just ship dirkjake -
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The game is over and our heroes can finally receive their reward: Earth C. Karkat and Dave decide to experience human holidays and adopt new traditions with the help of the one and only Jane Crocker.
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“To my grandchildren, Broderick, Diederik, Rosalind and David Strider, I bequeath my business and all that remains in all of my accounts, because the little homies need money to stay fly.”
“You’re shitting me.”
“Er. Mr. Strider, this is exactly what your grandfather wrote.”
In which Dirk and Dave Strider find themselves running a music store, Karkat Vantas ran away from home, Rose and Kanaya are the only rational adults, and Jane Crocker knows exactly how to stop a thief.
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- Part 1 of Strider Jams
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You can’t always rewind, but you can sometimes slow it down a little. Time is a circle, and Dave counts down the hours left until the end, and perhaps, what begins after that.
No-Aranea-in-the-medium split from canon.
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- Part 2 of Comorbidity
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Noblesse Oblige by Elizabeth Culmer (edenfalling)
Fandoms: Homestuck, Black Jewels - Anne Bishop
12 Mar 2016
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"I never wanted to be anyone's Queen," Jane says as she and Dave sit on the gray, game-construct platform.
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- Part 3 of Jewelstuck
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Her name was Jane Crocker, she made the best poundcake in town, and she wore heels as red as the blood of lesser men.
You are Dave Strider, and your brother is laughing at your reaction to Jane’s brand new jeans. -
Master Strider --> Meet Your New Padawan. by Laurelie (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Homestuck, Star Wars
20 Apr 2015
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Your name is Dave Strider. You are a Jedi Knight. And holy fucking shit, your padawan is adorable.
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- Part 1 of Jedistuck
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Land of Heat and Teamwork by chronologicalimplosion
Fandoms: Homestuck, Bee and PuppyCat
03 Jan 2015
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Dave Strider returns home from an exhausting day of work to find a bizarre package sent to him by his bro. It flips things a little bit turnways.
This isn't strictly following the plot or set of character relationships from either Homestuck or Bee and Puppycat, but is more approximately a sort of bizarre mashup of elements from each reimagined into one universe starring characters from Homestuck. If you've read Homestuck but not seen Bee and Puppycat, you should be fine. The other way around, not so sure.
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He's come to assassinate a warrior of the Batterwitch. He finds a little girl instead.
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This is a series of short side stories for my foolishly ambitious fic project Together We'll Ring In The New Year. None of these stories are necessary to follow the main fic, but reading them will probably give some insight into things and characters you wouldn't have gotten otherwise. Really, this is a dumping ground for all the little New Year scenes that I can't fit into the main fic. That's about the size of it in a nutshell! The list of relationships and characters and additional tags will keep growing as the side stories cover more ground.
EACH 'CHAPTER' HERE WILL COME WITH A WARNING IF IT CONTAINS SPOILERS, AND IF SO, WHAT MAIN FIC CHAPTER SHOULD BE REACHED BEFORE THE AUTHOR CAN RECOMMEND READING IT.
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- Part 2 of together we'll ring in the new year
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some boys don't listen at all by bannanachan for blooper_boy
Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
10 Jun 2014
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When Dirk disappears from the Internet for three days, Jane decides to take desperate measures. But it turns out that there are some mysteries better left unsolved.
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John and Roxy have a relationship only Jane knows about, Jane and Dave have a relationship only Roxy knows about, the boys are scared to tell each other, but the girls gossip about it all the time, will John and Dave finally get the courage to tell each other? Only time will tell.
Roxy's POV
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You're Dave the Majestic Salmon Boy - or so you like to call yourself - and you're certain the remaining oil clogging your gills is killing you. It has to be; there's no other explanation for seeing Bro's face, for hearing him tell you to breathe and that you'll be okay.
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After Sburb, all eight kids are living together. A benign meteor shower occurs, and there is friendship all around. One shot.
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Dave doesn't come from the rough side of town but he's close enough to know what it is. He spends a lot of time roaming the streets and he knows exactly which are safe and which to avoid. However, what happens when he roams into the richer part of town, where kids like him aren't exactly run-of-the-mill?
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Jane Crocker attends an entertainment industry party in honor of her poppop, escorted by, of all unlikely people, her friend Dirk's elusive older brother. Vaguely fluffy, mostly gen.
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- Part 1 of Alpha Timeline Fluff