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    Severus Snape is bitten by Nagini and dies... only to wake up in his teenage body the summer before his final year of Hogwarts. This time around he's determined to make sure he has a better life. What he doesn't expect is to catch the interest of a certain werewolf. One little change in potions class sets off a long series of events that changes everyone's lives and possibly the course of the first Wizarding war.

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    Didn't like how the first one was turning out, so I'm going to try this. Hope ya'll enjoy it better.

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    What would happen if a female Severus Snape is forced to spend her summer with her worst enemies or ignore a once-in-a-lifetime chance?

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    This is being re-published cause I deleted it, sorry!

    (Complete)

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    February 1980 - screw canon! Severus is only a few days away from gaining his mastery in Potions... - he isn't a Death Eater, yet... because the rules of the Potions Guild and the Potions Master he had studied under, forbids being bound to another Master at the same time. Regulus wants to help his friend relax, knowing that Severus is able to bear children, because of the Prince genes, but nobody had bothered to inform Severus about it...

    He also knows that his best friend/brother is a natural sub and yearns for his own family, but is too shy to go looking for a good Dom. To help Severus relax, Regulus lured him into a night club, where subs can relax and be catered and worshipped by carefully chosen Doms. It's the only club of this sort in Magical Britain! Nobody knows that James Potter had followed them inside the club, having used his transfiguration skills to gain a new look, as he can't stand to stay lock up with Lily even a few days longer...

    James had already made plans to keep the shy sub for himself... as a pregnant Severus Snape can't take the Dark Mark!

    While the Slytherins wants Voldemort to set up with the young Potions Prodigy!

    Who will win Severus' heart?....

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    Harry is below average in almost every way, but that's alright. He doesn't need to be smart to support his father, the man-who-lived, with the one thing he excels at: healing injuries solely with the power of his mind.

    Life might be a little dull, but Harry takes comfort in the sense of purpose he gets from healing his father's injuries.

    And then Harry finds Voldemort in his house, badly injured and chained to a wall, and everything changes.

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    "Report me all you want, Severus. I wanted a bath; I took a real beating. Thiseldown really had it out for me." Potter washed his arms, dragging his hand over his bare arm and up to his throat. Under each bruise, his skin was tan; something tugged in Severus's stomach.

    "Well, you deserve it, only if I had known you got your ass handed to you, I would have watched," Severus's words didn't hold as much anger or passion as he thought they would have, should have had. Potter frowned a little. Maybe he was confused as to why Severus wasn't acting all obsessed with him; after all, he must have thought his enchanted kiss had worked.

    "The enchantment didn't work, you know, if that's what you're wondering about," Severus added. Potter looked up, and their eyes met. "Enchantment? What are you talking about?"

    "Don't pretend, Potter. I know the kiss was an attempt to love enchant me, embarrass me, trying to get me to confess to everyone how I like you. Well, it didn't work as you intended," Severus said and smiled smugly; to his surprise, Potter's face flushed pink, and he looked away.

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    Grindelwald said in a cold as ice voice, "Where did you send the library, Keeper?"

    "I couldn't tell you, Grindelwald," he laughed even as one of the Reapers dug their wand into the side of his neck, "The magic sends it to them without our knowledge. You have lost."

    "I can force you to recall it," snarled the Dark Lord.

    He laughed harder, "That's the best part of the failsafe Grindelwald. I cannot recall it."

    "Then you are of no use to me," Grindelwald said eerily calm, " Avada Kedavra."

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    Severus was alone, Lily was starting to ignore him, and the abuse at home was tearing him down. One day a Hufflepuff asks for help with potions and Severus agrees even though he is scared that it is one of the Marauders traps.

    How will this change his storie, how will his life now look like when he has someone on his side, someone willing to fight for him.

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    Every time Sirius looks at Regulus, there is a strong sense of deja vu. He just doesn't know where from.

    From across the room, Regulus wants his older brother to reconise him, just as he promised 7 years earlier.

    or

    Band/Texting AU with our favourite gays

    PART 1 OUT OF 3 IN "Casual" :))

    Title from Night Changes by One Direction

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    The truth was, Regulus didn’t care. It wasn’t his concern if Potter had somehow found himself tangled in a similar trap. Regulus had no intention of acknowledging the other boy in this endless loop, no matter how much the thought of him festered in his mind. Let Potter live his repetitive little life. Let him be stuck, just as Regulus was. If he was.

    Or;

    James and Regulus find themselves in a time loop. James believes his way out is to make Lily fall in love with him. Regulus believes time will solve itself, with the arrival of the morning paper... one of these mornings.

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    Ten things I hate about you, but dead gay wizardified. Yay?

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    Severus Snape did not believe in magic.

    Therefore, when he is given the power to read minds, he thinks he is hallucinating. After all, it's impossible.

    Wait...is James Potter in love with him!?

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    Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald are newly graduated and taking a quick tour of Hogwarts together during the summer when they stumble into a head prefect Tom Riddle. The sixth-year Marauders run past, desperately chasing after an escaped Moony who thinks this is a game and wants to play.

    Post-War Harry Potter watches all of this happen in swiftly mounting horror.

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    I don’t know man. It’s my take on The Marauders Era or whatever. There’s WolfStar, there’s Jily there’s MoonWater, there’s Jegulus, honestly just check the tags mate. Half of those are mentioned/unrequited. Who doesn’t think it’s funny that Lily had a crush on Remus? It’s angsty. The marauders think Lupin is a weirdo. Nobody likes Snape. Snape is kinda smart tho. Snape is scared of Remus. Who isn’t scared of a werewolf? Regulus, that’s about it. Everyone’s scared of Moony. Nobody’s scared of Moony. There is no fifth person in their dorm. Remus is a bad boy for a little while. Sirius black is a dick, so are James and Peter. This is a shit summary. If you’ve read this and the tags then just fucking read it. You’re invested now, I can tell. Have fun and good luck.

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    Adrian-Charlus is the Chosen One and he's damn tired of all the bullshit with his popularity. His younger twin brother enters Slytherin. It gets worse.

    whumptober day 29: fatigue | Burnout

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    /ˈkʌnɪŋ/
    adjective
    •having or showing skill in achieving one's ends by deceit or evasion.

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    Harry Potter is returning to Hogwarts school for his second year, hoping only that it will be less eventful than his first. But such luck is not meant to be, as Harry soon finds himself trapped at the center of a terrible plot that only serves to increase his already growing concerns.

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    Second book in the 'Ambition' series.
    Slytherin!Harry
    Lily and James are alive
    Eventual Drarry, plus other ships

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    At times Regulus wasn’t too sure if James was a good person. But with his name and legacy Regulus didn’t feel like he had the right to pass judgement.

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    Harry is hiding something. Something big. Now he has to navigate hiding his secret, learning to trust, and discovering love.

    And is that Sirius in a dress?

    I’m bad at summaries but I think it’s a good read :)

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    James was set on making Regulus Black's life a living hell. He didn't know why he hated him, he just did. Meanwhile Regulus is just trying to survive. Well...he can only survive so much before snapping

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