13 Works in Irrelevant Gift Exchange

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    John is still trying to figure out this little mouse of a woman who’s hired him, who can do anything with computers and has more money than God and who can barely walk and yet somehow always manages to evade him, who won’t tell him anything about herself but who says she knows everything about him – and he knows that can’t be true, it can’t –

    When he realizes, she’s actually attracted to him. 

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    Harold Finch huffed in annoyance at the lights before he turned around and acquired a dumbfounded expression at the gun Reese still had pointed at him.

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    "Do you have plans for Christmas?"

    Small talk always sounds weird coming out of Finch's mouth. Tinny and false.

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    Time to turn out the lights, Harold.

    Harold has no contingency for this, and he's in no shape for improvisation. Fortunately, he's not alone.

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    Five times Reese provided a meal (to someone who didn't ask).

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    Donnelly watches Carter. Carter watches Donnelly.

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    Shaw's brand of grief, Root's style of concern, Harold's strain of guilt, and Bear-bait: it all comes down to cookies in the end. Set after 3x10, "The Devil's Share."

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    Shaw looks at her, but hides it by checking the car mirrors. It’s a good trick. Gen thinks she’ll be able to use that when she starts to drive. “You want to be a spy, right?" Shaw asks. “Consider this your first undercover mission. Learn about your situation. Recon work.”

    (Or, it's her boarding school's winter break, and Finch's ward comes back to the nest to make some observations. And maybe have a good Christmas, too. Gift Exchange fic for tsolvang.)

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    There wasn't a number. John knew there wasn't, because if there had been a number, Harold would have called him, and Harold hadn't. The sun was pouring in over his bed, almost too warm even with the heat off, dust motes floating and glinting gold: it was like lying in a dream. He could have rolled over and gone back to sleep. He got up instead.

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    Episode insert fic for 2.12 Prisoner's Dilemma. A gift for eyesofwitt, for the Irrelevant gift exchange.

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    A girl's view of her Tio through her life.

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    Written for savagealias for the 2012 Irrelevant Gift Exchange on Tumblr who wanted John/Zoe and nothing sad. Hope this fulfills all of those for you!

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    “How come you’re the only one who gets to fuck with me?”
    Reese lowers himself so that his hot breath is tickling Fusco’s ear, and it causes Fusco to involuntarily flinch while knowing he can’t get far. “Because, Lionel, I’m the only one who knows how to do it right.”

    Fusco goes through a breakup - luckily Reese is there to help him forget all about his ex.

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    Bookmarks:
    8
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