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“Yeah, sensei, do we pass?” Sasuke dangled the bells from the tip of his finger, a smug grin on his face. He was a bastard, Kakashi decided.
Actually, all of them were. Little shit bastards. Feral goblins. Hellspawn. If it wasn’t Sakura literally changing the landscape of the field underneath Kakashi’s feet, it was Sasuke swinging a sword crackling with lightning, both of them subtly herding him towards Naruto’s hundred shadow-clones, all of which were so fast he could barely track them even with the sharingan.
Kakashi was starting to think his team definitely didn’t have the same problems as the others.
***5 times Team 7 confused/terrified the shit out of everyone 1 time they explained why (ft. Time Traveling Team 7)***
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Teenagers Scare the Living Shit Out of Me by themidnightguardian
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“Sasuke why…” Naruto looked up “Why would you do this to me?”
Sasuke stepped forward, roughly pressing his chest against the blondes to peer into those blue eyes
“This is what winning at all cost is” Sasuke said
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Shisui writes words to his soulmate, the one who never writes back, as if he were writing in a diary. Itachi sees him, tongue trapped between his teeth, as he works on a winding message that takes up both arms. It is lucky for Shisui that he is ambidextrous, Itachi thinks. It must not be so lucky for his soulmate though. Maybe it annoys them. They never reply to anything, but Shisui is stubborn.
Itachi’s soulmate always replies to him. Itachi draws birds with painstaking carefulness on his pale limbs. He gets grinning sharks in return, always. He wishes he could make them stay a little longer.
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A collection of Naruto ficlets for the Whumptober Challenge, featuring:
(1) Obito rescued post Kannabi Bridge (2) Kagami cornered by bloodline thieves
(3) Sakura and Shikamaru are interrogated (4) Kakashi goes missing nin w/ baby Naruto
(5) Kisame cares for an overheated Itachi (6) Tobirama grounds himself w/ Madara's chakra
(7) Kakashi realizes Iruka's a BAMF (8) Gaara injured after a spar w/ Rock Lee
(9) Sakura is saved from a sandstorm by Sasori (10) Tobirama is punished by Butsuma
(11) Time-Traveling Tobirama meets Team 7 (12) Sasuke and Naruto are touch starved
(13) Naruto dislocates his shoulder (14) SasuNaru escape Root together
(15) Madara sees Tobirama's scars (16) Tobirama held captive by Uchiha clan
(17) Sakura forced to look after sick Itachi (18) Akatsuki KakaObi w/ injury
(19) Naruto struggles to stay conscious (20) Iruka finds an injured kid Naruto
(21) Itachi makes a sacrifice for Shisui (22) Sasori/Sakura Modern Serial Killer AU
(23) BAMF MadaTobi on a mission (24) Tobirama captured by a cult (ft. God Madara)
(25) Feral Time Traveling SasuNaru
*chapter warnings in notes*
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After Kisame has one too many close encounters with bounty hunters posing as prostitutes, Itachi has a proposal.
And Kisame has a very good idea of how this is going to turn out.
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A traveler arrives in a land of hidden villages and even deeper mysteries. But to the Akatsuki, she's a secret herself. A multichapter songfic about a strange, soft, "real world" musician who wins a stranger group over. She'll use the only thing she's got- her whimsy- to survive, but what does that mean to the charter of villains who survived by throwing pure mirth away? Maybe her head is stuck in the clouds.
(Tags will be added as characters are in posted chapters, but all are planned upon! The warnings in the tags are also reiterated by chapter, depending on what is relevant.)
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Wherein Itachi's a pacifistic genius, Danzo should have ordered the Uchiha massacre a bit more clearly and eighty-six clansmen vanish.
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Itachi Uchiha.
Ruthless murderer, cold-hearted criminal, member of the notorious Akatsuki- and, as Kisame finds out, a very affectionate cat.(spoiler alert: he doesn't actually turn into a cat. Sorry.)
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kitty cat :D
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College AU series where Deidara and Hidan are roommates
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Itachi trades in anonymous sex for a boyfriend and Sasuke gets involved with his teacher. Basically: The Uchiha brothers act like sluts.
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from behind him, kisame had audibly taken in a breath, no doubt about to start some ridiculous monologue he had prepared on the uber ride to the hotel, “you know, in the ocean, most species of sharks are actually canniba—”
itachi had cut him off with a withering sneer. “we’re not sharks and this is not the ocean.”
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an academia au where the akatsuki are still terrorists and itachi is still sad & dying
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- Part 2 of it escapes from my hands into moonlight
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written for the akatsuki gift exchange 2024-25, for lasersight on tumblr!
Itachi keeps talking in his sleep and Kisame wonders who Sasuke is.
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Naruto Uzumaki's Mother, Kushina Uzumaki died the night he was born and his Father Minato Namikaze tried to save her by using his demon to save her. The demon breaks free from its binds and is drawn into the new born child. Minato is enraged by loosing the love of his life and condemns Naruto to a life of abuse.
Naruto has nothing but Kurama, a couple friends and his love for music. School is hell and almost everybody their thinks he's a monster. What transpires when a popular newcomer, Sasuke Uchiha joins the school?
One night changes everything, just how will it all turn out?
EXTREMELY SLOW UPDATES.
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365 Days of Naruto AUs by spideywhiteys
Fandom: Boruto: Naruto Next Generations, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Naruto, One Piece, 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
28 Jul 2021
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A passion project spanning the entirety of 2021. Every day a one-shot will be posted, each one written based on a list of randomized prompts I set up beforehand to create interesting scenarios and character combos. All AU's, all Naruto! Each one-shot has the potential to become a full fic based on my own interest, and yours!
**EDIT: I didn’t hold out without consistent one-shots all through 2021, but eventually I’ll tally up to 365. This project is NOT abandoned.
Follow / Support my Tumblr for fic updates, questions/answers, art stuff and general buffoonery.
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(Kind-of) Japanese High School AU:
Uchiha Obito, an ordinary (freshly turned) eighteen year old within an exceptionally talented family is summoned to his grandfather’s Office and given a dire warning; if he fails to pass his English oral exam then the cushy allowance he’s been given to help him through College will be revoked and he’ll have to make his own way in life.
Worse still, the Uchiha patriarch has employed one Hatake Kakashi (the aloof recluse that Obito and his crew (the Akatsuki) try to avoid like the plague or knock down a peg or two when they can) to be his after-school tutor.
Life, Obito knows, is never fair and rarely kind... or so he thinks...
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"I can't believe this." Tsunade sighs as she looks down at the disturbingly adorable children in shock. "They're children again!" Thanks to a strange new Jutsu the Rookie Nine, Sai, Sand Siblings, Taka, and most of the Akatsuki were now children again. And that meant until they could get some answers out of the "attacker," the Academy now had to act as a Ninja Day Care! Crackfic
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A super-cracky modern!AU where Akatsuki is a group of quasi-reformed terrorists and former suicide squad now (nominally) on the side of the angels, saving the planet their own way. Mostly accidentally. Or through recycling. (That's entirely Obito's fault.)
Main story-line centers around Kakashi/Obito, with appearances by the rest of Akatsuki, as well as past Obito/Nagato, current Yahiko/Nagato, teenage!Sasuke/Naruto, Police Commissioner!Madara/DA!Tobirama, Gai/arms dealer!Genma, Kisame/ex-Ranger!Aoba, and Sasori as a more-or-less parental figure to Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro.
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There's nothing for Kisame to like or dislike about Itachi. Over time, though, he learns what there is to him.
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The abandoned inn seemed like a great place to wait out the storm, right up until they figured out why it had been abandoned.
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