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    Agent Curt Mega is assigned to get information from some Russian at a gala. An easy task for the best spy in the world! Although… maybe he should brush up on recognizing what’s a Russian accent and what isn’t…

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    Two agents, and a mission gone well. Well... kind of.

     

    day 01: "that was good work."

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    Owen was doing wonderfully for himself: he was the most sought after spy in the world, best in his field, and had never failed a mission. Enter Curt Mega, an American agent. A cocky, arrogant, impulsive brute, and by all accounts a terrible spy. Owen couldn't stop thinking about him.

     

    There's some smut in here but it's clearly labeled and easy to skip around.

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    "You don't have a gift," The boy frowns. Kick.

    "Well, I-" Curt pauses, feeling oddly embarrassed. "I am the present. Me coming, I mean." Curt reaches for the cheap wine the attendant had poured him earlier and takes a sip, refusing to let some annoying child make him nervous.

    The boy looks him up and down before shaking his head. "You're not a very good present."

    Curt spits half the drink out.

    "Mama-" The boy turns, poking the woman next to him on a shoulder, "If you were having a party and Daddy showed up without a present and said he was the present, would you like it?"

    The woman looks affronted for a moment before snorting. "If Daddy ever tried to pull something like that, he'd be looking for a new place to live."

    The boy nods decidedly and turns back around.

    "I think your wife is gonna kick you out." Kick. Kick.

     

    Or, 5 times Curt and Owen had awful airline experiences, and 1 time it ended up alright.

     

    Title taken from A Summer In Ohio from The Last Five Years.

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    curtwen have gay sex !!

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    owen needs to marry a commoner (because the laws are ridiculous) and he needs to do it quickly (because the laws are ridiculous) <3

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    owen gets kicked out of chimera, then gets the shit kicked out of him in lieu of a thank you for helping and working with their organisation for years. he’s in new york. does he know any addresses in new york? absolutely not. well, apart from curt’s.

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    them in the late 40s/early 50s! it doesn’t really matter when, just pre-1953. owen is fucking crazy, he’s me, he’s estoteric and strange and gorgeous. curt is fucking stupid, he’s me, he’s confused and thick and gorgeous. i love them both so much <3

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    When Curt's first mission back from leave goes just slightly awry, Cynthia leaves him with no choice but to fake his own death and stake out the funeral to deal with the consequences. With one dead man walking in attendance, it's not surprising that there might be a second lingering at the back of the crowd.

    (An AU inspired by a prompt from starpirate)

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    owen teaches curt how to play pool, curt is annoying and slutty and a pain in the arse about it

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    curt and owen go through some of their scars together <3

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    When Owen let's something slip while kissing Curt, the two reflect on their circumstances.

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    (i am shit at summaries so i apologise)

    curtwen getting together, despite hating each other when they first met (owen because curt is cocky and annoying and american, curt because he fell head over fucking heels for owen at first sight) <33

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    curt found owen attractive since the moment they met (and, can you blame him?), but there were a few moments during their friendship that slowly made him fall in love. this is one of those moments.

    or: curt sees owen on top of him for the first time, and decides he quite likes it :)

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    Curt coughs to break the tension, “Well, red happens to be my — “

    “ — your favorite color. Yes, I — I know, Curt.”

    Curt tilts his head, “How’d you know that?”

    “Because of that jacket you wore. Has that hint of red on your shoulder blades. You liked it.”

    Curt blinks in disbelief. “I wore that once.”

    “Yes, you wore it once because you liked it too much to not get a bullet hole, or heaven forbid, your own blood on it.” Owen recalls nonchalantly, like it’s common sense. “You’re easy to figure out, Curt.”

    or; curt forgets to pack a suit for a mission, and owen comes to the rescue

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    "In a normal band," Curt says cheekily, "The vocal lead writes the songs."

    "Well, unless we want to play a concert on James Bond's left asscheek-"

    "I could write a song or two about his right, on occasion, if I really try-"

    "Curt is not allowed to write songs," Barb states plainly.

    "Then why is Curt the frontman?"

    "Because Curt is pretty."

    "It's true," The informant agrees reluctantly.

    Curt winks. "See, O? They get it."

     

    Or, band AU wherein a new member changes things up.

     

    Title taken from Turn Up The Music from Lemonade Mouth.

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    curt and owen are drunk. hijinks ensue :)

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    a curtwen meeting au because i love them

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    Mrs. Mega sets the turkey in the middle, and looks over at the table a moment before frowning. "Curtis, honey, you set two places."

    "Yeah," He replies, raising an eyebrow. "Unless you were planning on eating by yourself in the bathroom?"

    "We need a third seat this year, remember?"

    Curt turns to her, face growing more confused. "No? Who else is coming?"

    Mrs. Mega places a hand on her hip, shooting her son an unimpressed look. "Cynthia is joining us this year."

    Curt blanches. "What?"

     

    Or, Curt and Cynthia are family. Now, they just need to figure out how to act like it.

     

    Title taken from Both Of You from Steven Universe.

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    50 chapters of Curtwen fluff based on the 50 wordless ways to say I love you prompt list!

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