1 - 20 of 1,159 Works in Heaven is Terrible (Good Omens)

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    After the Second Coming, there is a new order in Heaven. Crowley is found, punished, and assigned to an angel for permanent imprisonment. He thought he wouldn't feel anything ever again, but then he meets the angel assigned to him.

    Please note tags.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,457
    Chapters:
    8/9
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1,389
  2. Tags
    Summary

    "The angel has vanished" they said.
    "What?"
    "The angel that you a partnership with.... he has vanished. Where is he?" They spoke in a louder tone.
    "I have truly no idea what you are talking about" Crowley said.
    "Where is he?!" Beelzebub asked once more, their temper becoming short.
    "I haven't the faintest idea"
    "Is that credible?"
    "It's true"
    "He is lying!" Hastur spoke from a dark corner.
    "I can assure you, I am not" Crowley said, hoping that wherever the angel is, he is safe.
    "You are the demon he loves." Beelzebub stated, irritation leaking into their tone.
    "No, I'm not" Crowley stated blankly.
    "He is lying"
    "Aziraphale does not and has never loved me. I'm not lying"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,009
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    110
  3. Tags
    Summary

    "I mean I need to go back to my home.”
    “I’m afraid you can’t do that.”
    “Why not?”
    “Because you’ve been captured.”
    “I have?” Muriel’s brow wrinkled. “When did that happen?”


    Muriel hadn't meant to be captured by a demon her first time on Earth. It's a good thing he seems so nice!

    Hell might not be ready for an angel like Muriel.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,614
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    30
  4. Tags
    Summary

    “Muriel, where is he?”, he asked in a firm voice which he hoped masked the terror seizing his heart. Those words prompted fresh tears to fall from Muriel’s eyes as their face changed to an expression of guilt more than sorrow or fear. That was odd.
    “I’m sorry, Mr. Crowley! I’m so sorry, they made me. I had no choice.”
    “Muriel, please. What happened? Where is Aziraphale?”
    Muriel composed themselves just enough to answer, “They caught him. They caught him trying to warn you. And they took him, Mr. Crowley! Heaven took Mr. Aziraphale! They- they say he's a traitor. That he must be punished.” And with that, they were sobbing again. Crowley let them fall into a chair as he tried to process what Muriel had just told him.
    Aziraphale was in Heaven. Not as the Supreme Archangel. As a prisoner.

    Armageddon is coming. Again. Aziraphale and Crowley find their way to each other as they always do. They race to stop the Second Coming while discovering the depths of their love for each other along the way. In moments of doubt and darkness, all Aziraphale and Crowley have is each other as they're off again to save the world.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,172
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    972
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Anthony Crowley was dying, he had cancer, thankfully had his friends to support him all though he still wished his ex-husband was next to him, not that he would admit it

    -
    '“Do you want us to inform you know who, that your sick I mean.” Bee said as they got into the car. “I’m sure Jim has a way to contact him”
    “Why is that any of his business?” Crowley said, Bee noticed a slight brake in his voice .
    “It was just a thought.” they told him “I’m sorry I bought it up”
    “I mean what is he going to do? pray for me?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,064
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    903
  6. Tags
    Summary

    As earth slowly falls into an apocalypse, demons are slaughtered in a mass attack on hell. Those who survive are rounded up and enslaved, forced to endure the violent whims of the self-righteous angels. Reeling in the aftermath, a stray bookshop owner and two traumatized demons cling desperately to each other.

    For Aziraphale, the months have past in a haze of parties and celebrations, being treated with a newfound respect thanks to his help in bringing about Armageddon. For Crowley, stripped of his freedom and power, it has been nothing but one indigity after another.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    90,745
    Chapters:
    42/50
    Comments:
    274
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    7,059
  7. Tags
    Summary

    So the New Arrangement didn't quite work the way it was supposed to, but in the end, all's well that ends well, right? Aziraphale and Crowley are together, their ex-bosses have left them alone for the past few years, and the world is continuing to spin.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    **Updates Saturdays**

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    182,073
    Chapters:
    18/20
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    201
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    6,925
  8. Tags
    Summary

    “Alright, I’ve got a plan, but you’re not going to like it,” Crowley announces.

    He gets a quick, anxious nod in return, Aziraphale wringing his hands together. “As long as we survive, I — I rather think we don’t have the luxury of being picky.”

    “Right. Good. We’ll have to erase ourselves — “ Aziraphale opens his mouth, and Crowley rushes to add — “not permanently. Just for a little while. We’ll change our memories, that should be enough. Reality will adapt, it always does.”



    With Heaven and Hell on their tail, Aziraphale and Crowley are left with little choice but to hide themselves so thoroughly even they don't remember their own identities. Reality adapts to their new expectations, including the expectations of one very creative demon who loves the stars.

    A Good Omens Doctor Who AU in which Crowley accidentally becomes the Doctor.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,254
    Chapters:
    2/12
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    109
  9. Tags
    Summary

    While trying to survive their abusive bosses, Aziraphale and Crowley rely on each other’s support. They even have plans for a cottage of their own. But times are changing, and the Apocalypse lurks just around the corner.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    294,032
    Chapters:
    56/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    515
    Kudos:
    440
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    15,488
  10. Tags
    Summary

    God’s eternal punishment for the sin of falling in love.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    813
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    268
  11. Tags
    Summary

    With a shake of his head, Aziraphale picked up the watering can, set it down on the raised bed of the greenhouse, then he picked up the throw pillow and went to replace it on the bench. Maybe he’d find more answers there, some… ruffian who’d snuck in and thought it would be funny to surprise Aziraphale, or… a very potent and very specific draft.

    He found nothing, of course, but the cold stone of the bench.

    “This greenhouse is not cursed,” he reassured himself, letting out a sigh.



    Aziraphale, certainly not trying to distract himself from Crowley’s absence following his summons back to Hell, decided to buy a greenhouse. A completely ghost-free greenhouse, he was absolutely certain of it. If only it would stop trying to prove him wrong.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,210
    Chapters:
    5/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    243
  12. Tags
    Summary

    In Archangel world, Hallow’s Eve is the one night a millenia when an angel can dress like an indecent mortal and no other angels can say anything about it… unfortunately, no one told me about the indecent mortal rule, so I showed up like this.

     

    The Mean Girls Good Omens AU that nobody asked for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    16
  13. Tags
    Summary

    After months of being stuck in Heaven, Aziraphale wants nothing more than to go home— to Earth, to his bookshop, and most of all, to Crowley. He can’t just leave, though. Not only is Earth on the line with Heaven’s plans for the Second Coming, but should the Metatron suspect Aziraphale of working against the Host, Crowley will pay the price with his existence. So, desperate and a bit fed up, Aziraphale comes up with a plan. Which backfires. Horribly.

    Now, Jesus Christ is dead, and if the Host finds out, it’s not just Aziraphale who will be in danger. Panicked, he runs to the only person he can trust. Only, Crowley wants absolutely nothing to do with him.

    They have seven days to make Jesus Rise without Heaven finding out that He is dead. And they’re not talking. What could possibly go wrong?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,807
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    60
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Atticus Fell and Anthony J. Crowley are both professors at Eden University. Between classes and demonic attacks, a mystery is brewing that the two of them can't help but be drawn to. Can they figure out what happened to the Supreme Archangel and hopefully avert the apocalypse in the process?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,301
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    77
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Hopeless romantic Anthony J. Crowley didn’t expect to meet the love of his life at a casino. Then again, he didn’t expect to attend the best magic show of his life at a casino, but the Marvelous Mr. Fell is just that good.

    Aka the one in which Aziraphale is actually good at magic. They’re co-magicians, baby.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,846
    Chapters:
    2/10
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    133
  16. Tags
    Summary

    It's the Christmas season! There's a chill in the air, lights up all over Whickber Street and Crowley is trying to stay happy for his and Aziraphale's child's sake.

    When Nina and Maggie learn about his plan just to downplay Christmas this year, they decided to team up with Muriel and help Crowley celebrate with Rowan. Crowley's begrudgingly goes along, trying to keep his head above water. Along the way he learns to accept the Christmas spirit while his angel is up in Heaven, and tries to stay strong with hopes Aziraphale will come back someday and they can be family.

    If only that damned phonograph stopped playing!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,152
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    171
  17. Tags
    Summary

    After the apoca-not-alypse, Crowley and Aziraphale finally begin to seek out, in each other, the earthly life they’ve always wanted.

    But it could never be that easy. For millennia, Crowley’s coping mechanism has been as ingenious as it is foolish: He keeps the memories of the worst horrors of his life since the flood in a box that’s not a box, stowed safely in a place that’s not a place, away from his own conscious mind.

    Be a pity if something were to cause that box to open, right as things are getting good for our ineffable husbands…wouldn’t it?

    Takes place after S1 and uses S2 characters (Nina Maggie), with many-a-chapter looking back on the kind of memories that even a demon hides from.

    Angsty, angsty mega-fic. Strap in, pups.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    248,542
    Chapters:
    60/?
    Comments:
    1,045
    Kudos:
    484
    Bookmarks:
    87
    Hits:
    20,949
  18. Tags
    Summary

    While Crowley mourns the death of 6000 years of pinning, he discovers something is deeply wrong.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,512
    Chapters:
    4/50
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    124
  19. Tags
    Summary

    The archangels discover Aziraphale's feelings for Crowley and condemn him to Hell. But Heaven wants to see his punishment completed, and Hell wants their new recruit. If he hasn't Fallen yet, then the demon who's *clearly* been seducing him for 6,000 years had better get in there and finish the job. And don't come out of that cell 'til it's done.

    Set sometime pre-Apocalypse.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,463
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    661
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Aziraphale has accepted the Metatron’s offer to become the next Supreme Archangel — wary, but determined to reshape Heaven into a place of love, truth, and light. Instead, he finds himself more isolated than ever. The deeper he’s drawn into Heaven’s cold embrace, the more he loses of himself, as his very core is stripped away.

    Meanwhile, Crowley, still reeling from their parting, begins to sense that something is terribly wrong. He must reach Aziraphale before it’s too late, and their connection may be the only lifeline left. But time is running out…

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,143
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,025

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Clear Filters

Pages Navigation