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    First, there was Cedric. Sweet, hardworking, loyal Cedric. Harry thought they were endgame, that they’d found something real in the chaos. Maybe they could have been.

    But Harry was too much—too much emotion, too much danger, too much of everything. Cedric was steady, grounded, someone who craved order and simplicity. Harry? He was a whirlwind of chaos, dragging trouble wherever he went. Cedric grew tired of trying to calm the storm that always seemed to follow. He wanted something quieter, something less complicated. Less Harry.

    Then Tom came along.

    Where Cedric had been calm, Tom was a storm. He didn’t shy away from Harry’s intensity—he thrived on it. The rivalry, the tension, it crackled between them, sharp and electric. Tom didn’t want peace; he wanted fire, conflict, the thrill of the unknown. He walked the line between hatred and something far more dangerous.

    Where Cedric pulled away, Tom stepped closer, daring Harry to lose himself in the chaos. And Harry did.

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    Hold on.

    Draco's eyes widened, and he choked on his own saliva. He coughed violently, causing several nearby students to glance over in concern. Blaise patted his back, trying to help with an amused smile on his face. There, Harry bloody Potter sat in all his glory with a snake eye piercing right where he tongue was supposed to be full and so help him now because he was going to lose his mind-

    "Merlin, Draco, what's gotten into you?" Blaise asked, a clear smirk in his voice.

     

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    Harry Potter has gotten a new piercing.

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    Harry Potter is reincarnated into the world of the walking dead with a goal unknowingly given to by death, how will our resident wizard face the dead, what will be Harry’s true enemy?

    The dead, the humans or his own morality.

    (Chapters 1-2 edited so far)

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    🌜 this is a hard tomarry yall🌛

    After his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire (really?) and Ron once again turns his back on him, Harry snaps.

    He’s had enough of pretending to be the perfect Light Saviour, Dumbledore’s puppet, while it brought him nothing but grief - he will no longer allow anyone to control him. He lets the real bloodthirsty Harry out to play.

     

    How will everyone deal with the new, powerful and dark Harry Potter?

    What will Dumbledore do to gain control of his puppet again?

    Will Voldemort agree to an alliance or continue hunting him down? Especially as he learns of the very close bond his Diary Horcrux and Harry have formed?

     

    ⚡Basically, Harry turns tables, befriends slytherins, slowly but surely climbs to power, while Dumbledore grasps at straws, and is a sexually confused, oblivious idiot. Thank Merlin Tom is there to fix that.⚡

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    Harry has a rack, and when you pair that with tight jeans, someone's bound to take notice, even if it's your hot nemesis.

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    Louis felt a bit distracted by the movement of the alphas lips, wet and pink. He gulped. “You can’t just pick up a stranger like that!”

    His green eyes flashed mischievously. “When I see a poor little helpless omega like you, I have to help. It’s in my nature.”  Signs of another smug look tugged at his lips.

    When Louis can't, for the life of him, reach the bar to get his drink, he's surprised with a little help from a handsome and cocky stranger.

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    O fim da guerra deixou Harry com a mente limpa, livre de toda a escuridão de Voldemort. Mas isso significa que toda a escuridão e a raiva que Harry sentia agora eram dele mesmo, e de mais ninguém.
    Ele tentou cumprir seu dever, tentou fazer o melhor que podia, cuidar das pessoas antes de si mesmo.
    No entanto, seu único pedido para que o St. Mungos cuidasse de Severus foi ignorado, como se o homem não tivesse morrido para que eles pudessem vencer.
    E Harry se enfureceu.
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    "Você me disse, várias vezes, que ele estava sendo tratado. Você mentiu."
    "Você me dá nojo."
    "Ingrato."
    "Nojento."
    "Sem respeito."
    "Escória de merda." Ele cuspiu.
    Ele olhou para os dois médicos que estavam no chão e para a enfermeira que estava chorando de medo,
    "Se ele sobreviver a isso, farei com que vocês nunca mais possam pisar na área médica, ou em qualquer outra área. E, com toda a minha força, farei com que vocês cumpram uma pena perpétua em Azkaban por negligenciarem o tratamento do herói que nos fez ganhar essa guerra. Se ele não o fizer, queimarei este lugar até o fim... E me certificarei pessoalmente de que vocês nunca escaparão do fogo".

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    Harry was a brat, Louis gets home and tames him

    Day 23 - Spanking and brat taming

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    From one Dark Lord to another, Harry finds himself back in time before things went south. He decides to fix the past in order to give his friends and family the life they should've had in the first place, even if that doesn't include him.

    However, making a deal with the devil in order to achieve this feels like taking many steps back instead of forward. Still, Harry will achieve his goals no matter what stands in his way. He can't find it in himself to care what happens except for his own happy ending. Ironic isn't it?

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    Harry makes a deal in order to get what he wants. He tries not to lose himself in the process and become what he hated the most

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    Draco was having a problem, again...

    And he came to the only man he could count on.

    Or:

    Draco wanted to know how Severus could cum without touching his cock.

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    Harry Potter is Voldemort's son.

    “Father? It’s the term I use when I want to imply that he is a bastard. You know he is one,” Harry shrugged his shoulders and started scribbling horribly on the margins of the parchment. “He says that he will talk to me when he has something to say. It seems he doesn’t have anything to say. I already counted two weeks.” 


     Or how Harry Evans was raised by Severus with the not-so-attentive help of Lord Voldemort.

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    What would happen should an older Harry be sent to the realm of attack on titans in search of his godfather Sirius?

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    The war's ending found Harry with a clear mind, free of all darkness from Voldemort. But that means that all darkness and anger that Harry experience right now was his own, and no one else's.
    He tried to fulfill his duty, he tried to do his best, to take care of people before himself.
    Yet, his only request that St.Mungo take care of Severus was brushed aside, like the man did not just die so they could win.
    And Harry snapped.

    ______

    “You told me, multiple times, that he was being treated. You lied.”

    “You disgust me.”
    “Ungrateful.”
    “Disgusting.”
    “Entitled.”
    “Fucking scum.” He spat.

    He looked at two doctors who were on the ground and the nurse who was crying in fear,

    “If he survives this, I’ll make sure you people would never be able to step foot in the medical field, or any other field, ever again. And with all my might, I’ll have you serve a lifelong sentence in Azkaban for neglecting the treatment of the hero who had won us this war. If he doesn’t, I’ll burn this place into the ground… And I’ll personally ensure that you people never escape the fire.”

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    Ron Weasley is used to sharing space with Harry Potter—after all, they’ve been inseparable for years. But this summer, with the wedding frenzy at The Burrow forcing them into the same bed, things feel… different.

    As Ron grapples with the tempting proximity of Harry and tries not to make a complete fool of himself, he might just find that managing his emotions is the least of his worries.

    OR: 3.4k words of Ron undergoing a bi-crisis.

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    Percy Jackson is tasked by Chiron to investigate strange disturbances. He ends up following a magical path that leads him to a dream-like encounter with Kronos.

    Harry Potter is restricted to his home by Dumbledore's orders due to Voldemort's rise.

    Time shifts, and the the fates cut yarn.

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    Harry never thought he’d be in this situation.

    When death sent him into a different universe to mitigate, the bastard could have at least given him a manual to help navigate.

    Cause why is that slug-like creature devouring a lady in broad daylight!

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    It was the day after the Samhain feast and Harry Potter is sick. Seriously sick. His friends try to help but after an enlightening conversation with his grandfather, Fleamont Potter, things turn from bad to worse.
    Harry will most probably die because an old Potter curse got activated and the only thing that could save his life in the next 24 hours is a rare potions ingredient.

    Harry decides to find it on his own, even though his father, grandfather and others are already on the search (and better equipped). With his deteriorating health, the son of Lily and James Potter roams through Hogwarts' empty halls and encounters two sweet kittens. One a little bit different than the other, but equally feisty.

    This is my first fic I’ve posted and written in English.
    English isn’t my first language so please excuse possible mistakes.

    enjoy<3

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    Reader decides to tease Harry by taking his father’s hook and going “guess which hand”. Harry decides to play a little differently…

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    5 times Peter can't keep his hands off a certain blue eyed wonder in public,or any audience for that matter, and one time Harry couldn't, either.

     

    Title from Masterpiece by Noni featuring Kid Culprit.

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    Negan doesn’t care about anyone or anything, unless your name is Harry potter.

    How would the world of walking dead be affected if Harry had Negan wrapped around his finger?

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    21,889
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    10/?
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    332
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