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Well, Tom thought, genuinely curious as to why there was a maid cafe - what even was that, anyway? - in the middle of Knockturn Alley. He still had a few minutes left of his break. Burke wouldn’t even notice he was gone. Might as well check it out.
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Harry's attempt at Traveling-Back-In-Time-To-Save-Tom-Riddle™ falls flat when he arrives in 1945 with no money. To keep himself afloat, he gets a job at a maid cafe in Knockturn Alley, where he gets spotted...by no other than Riddle himself.
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Harry Potter x Tom Riddle fluffy crack, where Tom is whipped and Harry is in a maid costume, because I said so.
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Updates every Wednesday until the story ends or the event of my untimely demise :)
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Literally so ridiculous and funny.
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- Part 2 of Herakles Black AU
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There's a new student at Hogwarts. And, for some reason, he's decided he's going to be Tom Riddle's best friend.
Tom, immortal aspiring Dark Lord, apparently has no say in the matter.
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to love, and to be loved, is to be changed.
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beautiful time travel hptr live story where tom has actual human emotions
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He stared at the memorizing fire when he heard a few loud pops near him, he flinched at the noise and saw Petunia turn pale while Vernon grew an insane colour of purple. Dudley just looked around confused still crying. Herakles slowly looked towards the sound and saw people in red walking towards them, Petunia walked closer to Dudley and held him against her chest. Vernon started shouting something about freaks and how their kind is not welcome here. He was too busy starring at one of the men in red to really pay attention. Said man had longish black hair that was nicely curled around his shoulders and with bright grey eyes. The pretty man was looking over the house thinking about something, his eyes turned towards the Dursleys looking them over. When his eyes finally turned towards Herakles they opened comically large, Herakles tighten the blanket around himself still not paying attention to what was happening around him. The man started slowly making his way towards him opening and closing his mouth.
"Herakles..?" the man asked, Herakles eyes slowly turned wide.
"How do you know my name.?" he asked softlySeries
- Part 1 of Herakles Black AU
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Where's My Fucking Teenage Dream? by lucky_katebishop
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Oct 2022
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All the grief he had spent bottling up and ignoring lept its way to Harry’s chest and threatened to spill over. He didn’t notice the way his magic bubbled up around his body, as he was too overcome with guilt and utter gut-wrenching pain. He didn’t hear the tiny whirs of gears over his choked sobs, and he certainly didn’t see the swirling colors of time cascading in front of him as his eyes were too blurry with tears.
So when he landed with a thump in the same room he had been in, only with four boys huddled in a corner looking at a familiar map, he was confused.
“Um,” Harry said eloquently, too shocked to continue crying.
// Harry lands in 1975 and tries to come up with a plan to fix the future, all the while tormenting Snape, trying to coax the truth out of why Slughorn isn't responding to Harry's joke of naming himself Tom Riddle III well, and resisting the urge to murder Wormtail right then and there.
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DAMN. Damnnn. I have no words. This is amazing. Of course I love the angst and the side pot with the elves and daisy. But I just love that the mauraders still kinda look out for Harry even though he's a slytherin. And I appreciate lily and remus being intelligent and both figuring out the truth and sirius trying to avoid all thoughts of James dying. Soooo good I love this authors works and I really really hope this updates!!! Tldr. Time travelling Harry's is sad and trys to fuck around but gets pulled into responsibilities. Read till chapter 6
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Potion goes wrong, and harry is now stuck with cat ears and a tail for two weeks.
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When the younger of a pair of soulmates turns fifteen, they both wake up in the other’s body for a day, and can only switch back after 24 hours or whenever they touch, whichever comes first.
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Harry James Potter, Boy-Who-Lived, Chosen One, etc. is a squib with no knowledge of the magical world. By general consensus, he is most useful as potions ingredients.
General consensus being unanimous agreement by everyone except one Harry James Potter. But who cares about his opinion anyway?
(aka: Harry is having a good day, until the part where he gets teleported into a creepy graveyard with some even creepier... cult members?)
Revised/lightly rewritten August 2021.
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- Part 4 of author's favorites
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but in all chaos there is calculation by chaoscookiescrimes
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Nov 2024
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“How could Bella choose her?” Edward asks, and the others can hear then unsaid over me, “She hardly knows her. She just showed up like some demon crawled up from hell”
Henrietta, who had in fact fallen from the sky when landing in this universe, tried not to laugh as she eavesdropped on the vampires.
talk about delusional and hypocriticalOr, Bella wasn’t the only girl Sam found in that forest.
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“Harry Potter.”
The cold burrowed into his flesh, the scent of cloying death and molding earth clogged his senses.
“The Boy Who Lived.”
A strange sense of loss and disappointment rose within him. That brilliant, yet cruel boy could’ve been so much more if he’d not stepped down this bloodied path.
Terrible, but great. He pitied this creature.
“Come to die.”
Harry Potter faced the flash of green light with the bravery of a Gryffindor and the broken heart of a Hufflepuff.
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When Death gives Harry a third option, one that can save everyone he ever cared about, he takes it unflinchingly. Even when that means doing the impossible: falling in love with the enemy, Tom Riddle.
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Chapter 2 loved the first chapter but to lazy to continue
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Everything in its time by Mama_N4856
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
21 Nov 2024
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Loki just wanted a break and with the help of the Light Elves of Alfheim he was able to get that break for 21 years. He was able to find happiness and love. He was even able to have a child with his love. Only for it to all be torn away even the memory of it.
Harri Potter has always felt uncomfortable in her body. She believed that she was the Freak she was called until she learned she was a witch. Then she found that the weight of the wizarding world was a heavy burden she didn't desire. It wasn't until her fifth year though that she found the courage to be true to herself.
For it is known to the Goblins that to use a Blood Quill as many times as she did would mark your very soul with the words. Harri is no longer able to lie, not even to themself. Dumbledore will curse the day he set a child up to be killed by the Dark Lord he himself created. The wizarding world will curse the day that they placed the burden of being saved on the shoulders of a child. But above all Odin All-father will curse the day he made his adopted son forget the fact that he had a child on Midgard and allowed that child to be beaten and harmed.
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Harry Potter and the Streak of Insanity by ElHope333
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2024
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When his name comes out of the goblet of fire, Harry decides he's sick of the adults not stepping in and leaving him to survive in dangerous situations, so he finds a rather unconventional way of getting revenge. How will the Hogwarts staff (and students) cope with a completely insane Boy Who lived? Also, Ron never gets mad about Harry's name coming out of the goblet cause we stan a supportive Ron. The four champions all have a nice bond as well.
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I'm not your Omega, You're not my Alpha by Graydove71
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Oct 2022
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Harry was not your typical Omega, even among rare male Omegas. For one he has not gone into heat despite the fact that he presented as an Omega a month ago. Secondly he is able to stare down every singe Alpha and Beta at Hogwarts without flinching or breaking eye contact.
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Beneath the Lamb's skin is a Wolf's mind by RiddleInsomnia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Dec 2024
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“Pelle sub agnina latitat mens saepe lupina.”
“A new spell… a new one. The Patronus may not work for now but…” Death hums, guiding Harry's hand.
There's a buzz in his hand, hesitating as he grips his wand tightly. He glances back at Death's faceless figure, taking in deep breaths as he nods. Death hums once more, sounding quite proud and he's practically elated.
“You will know the word, little one… You've etched it into your soul without knowing.” Death chuckles, disappearing.
(Or, Death somehow makes Harry an academic maniac while the Dark Lord is just questioning how the boy-who-lived is a Gryffindor.)
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Harry is Minister Riddle’s secret sugar baby. What confuses him is why the Minister hasn’t fucked him yet, despite buying him a whole host of clothes that, if the way Minister Riddle stares at him is anything to go by, make him look extremely fuckable.
Gaunt stepped over the threshold authoritatively, demandingly, like he owned the place. “Might I ask what you are doing here, young man?”
Young man? Was he serious? Gaunt could only be around forty, but he sounded positively geriatric. “Delinquenting,” Harry replied, gesturing expansively at the dummies. “Can’t you tell?”
“‘Delinquenting’ isn’t a word,” Malfoy put in.
Harry blinked at him innocently. “Sorry, I don’t speak sycophant.”
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- Part 3 of Tomarrymort Stories
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After the Goblet of Fire fiasco Harry had enough. He had been entered into a competition against his will and saw Cedric die before being shuffled off to Durskiban. Every year he almost died in Hogwarts. Every. Single. Year. So one day, after ‘borrowing’ some money from his relatives and using his aunt’s make up to disguise his scar, Harry runs away.
"Honestly? Britain can F itself."-Harry Potter
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A Second Chance at Happiness? Maybe? by animeotaku20
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jul 2018
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A stupidly curious Harry Potter accidentally ends up in the past ... right in front of Regulus Black. Deciding he might as well stop the world going to hell, a - slightly insane - Potter drags a bewildered Regulus with him. Between ending a war and accidentally saving the Blacks, the two quickly get close. Will they have a second chance at happiness? Maybe?
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Harry dies and ends up meeting Death, who is not happy at what has been happening to the wizarding world and his little master. So Death sends Harry to Tom Riddle's third year in hopes of preventing that future from happening, as well as giving his master a chance at a better and happier life.
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Harry Potter One-Shots by nlpiersee
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Spice Girls, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
30 Nov 2024
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I'll try my best for different ships, I really will, I'm just a bit hung up on Drarry so that will probably be most of them.
Otherwise, this will be a collection of prompts and AUs that sounded fun to write.
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